1. "Can't you see I'm just trying to tell you that I LOVE you?"
2, "You got a little boo boo there. All better."
3.Under the Fairness Doctrine, every picture like the one from 7:15 AM will have to be accompanied by one like this.
4. "Put... on... the... sunglasses!"
5. "Dude, what did you step in?"
Best of metalgarth
this one time, at wrestling camp....
Best of prince of leaves
"I wish I knew how to flip you."
Best of Nose
Even though he got pinned in the first minute, Johnny was sure that the "Cougars" team mother would make him feel better later.
Best of John.....just John
Although Terry was the best wrestler on the San Francisco Sugars team, he was still 0 and 7 midway through the season.
Best of Atomic Lib Smasher
"I call this one, THE PIT OF DEATH!!!
Best of dadoctah
"Oh, boy" thought Sam. "This is one Leap where I can't wait for my memory to turn to swiss cheese afterwards. And what the hell is keeping Al?"
Best of molson
Yeah. You think this is bad? Wait till I show my top mount bitch.
Best of dub
Who.... does.... number.... 2... work... for....