Thursday, February 19, 2009

It's OK she's a ball girl



Best of prince of leaves
"Is...is He past yet?" It took a few painful corrective lessons from the Secret Service, but new White House typist Tammy Munroe finally learned to adopt the correct posture whenever His Holiness was present.

Best of jj
Kramer (after sex-change operation)?

Best of dub
I CAN HAZ INTERVUE FOR PRESIDENSHUL INTERNSHIP?

Best of dub
When did Tony Danza get demoted??

Best of Silhouette
Thought bubble: "Drop the cookie. Come on, drop it, drop it."

Best of dadoctah
I'll take "my eyes are up here" for two hundred, Alex.

21 comments:

prince of leaves said...

"Is...is He past yet?" It took a few painful corrective lessons from the Secret Service, but new White House typist Tammy Munroe finally learned to adopt the correct posture whenever His Holiness was present.

Army of Dad said...

Those tits are boss!

Army of Dad said...

I know how to treat the ladies, they all get kneeling pads...

Army of Dad said...

ORA: Bunny, ball ball.

jj said...

Kramer (after sex-change operation)?

dub said...

I CAN HAZ INTERVUE FOR PRESIDENSHUL INTERNSHIP?

dub said...

When did Tony Danza get demoted??

Whacko said...

"If that Amelie Maurismo bends over to tie her shoe one more time, I'm just gonna have a big 'O' right here on the court."

dub said...

She's a ball girl, I'm a boob man....we're going to get along great.

satted said...

The IQ drops 10 points for every degree the cap is off center. Thank goodness she has other assets!

satted said...

She can kneed my ball any time.

Chrees said...

You're not the boss of me now!
Oh, who am I kidding? Of course she is...

dub said...

A bit cross-eyed...WHO CAREZ

dub said...

Where's a flashlight when you need one??

dub said...

Where's a fleshlight when you need one?????

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Shouldn't that cap read "Bossie"(?)... as in "Bossie" dutifully lined up in her stall and patiently waited for Mr. Greenjeans to hook the milking machine up to her udders.

-OR-

With the economy so bad (how bad is it, Johnny?) that California was issuing IOU's for welfare payments, all unemployed over-endowed women unwilling to work as topless dancers were pressed into service selling milk to nonlactating breeders.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

ART APPRECIATION
Okay, class, today you'll learn about "juxtaposition." Note how the photographer cleverly contrasts a kneeling pad with fun bags that could themselves SERVE as kneeling pads. Or, maybe he's just a perv taking a combination upskirt/downblouse shot with a telephoto... yet another juxtaposition!

Silhouette said...

Thought bubble: "Drop the cookie. Come on, drop it, drop it."

Army of Mom said...

On your mark, get set, goooo!

dadoctah said...

I'll take "my eyes are up here" for two hundred, Alex.

Submariner said...

Reason #1 why tennis is not as teh gey as soccer.