Best of prince of leaves
"Is...is He past yet?" It took a few painful corrective lessons from the Secret Service, but new White House typist Tammy Munroe finally learned to adopt the correct posture whenever His Holiness was present.
Best of jj
Kramer (after sex-change operation)?
Best of dub
I CAN HAZ INTERVUE FOR PRESIDENSHUL INTERNSHIP?
Best of dub
When did Tony Danza get demoted??
Best of Silhouette
Thought bubble: "Drop the cookie. Come on, drop it, drop it."
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I'll take "my eyes are up here" for two hundred, Alex.
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"Is...is He past yet?" It took a few painful corrective lessons from the Secret Service, but new White House typist Tammy Munroe finally learned to adopt the correct posture whenever His Holiness was present.
Those tits are boss!
I know how to treat the ladies, they all get kneeling pads...
ORA: Bunny, ball ball.
Kramer (after sex-change operation)?
I CAN HAZ INTERVUE FOR PRESIDENSHUL INTERNSHIP?
When did Tony Danza get demoted??
"If that Amelie Maurismo bends over to tie her shoe one more time, I'm just gonna have a big 'O' right here on the court."
She's a ball girl, I'm a boob man....we're going to get along great.
The IQ drops 10 points for every degree the cap is off center. Thank goodness she has other assets!
She can kneed my ball any time.
You're not the boss of me now!
Oh, who am I kidding? Of course she is...
A bit cross-eyed...WHO CAREZ
Where's a flashlight when you need one??
Where's a fleshlight when you need one?????
Shouldn't that cap read "Bossie"(?)... as in "Bossie" dutifully lined up in her stall and patiently waited for Mr. Greenjeans to hook the milking machine up to her udders.
-OR-
With the economy so bad (how bad is it, Johnny?) that California was issuing IOU's for welfare payments, all unemployed over-endowed women unwilling to work as topless dancers were pressed into service selling milk to nonlactating breeders.
ART APPRECIATION
Okay, class, today you'll learn about "juxtaposition." Note how the photographer cleverly contrasts a kneeling pad with fun bags that could themselves SERVE as kneeling pads. Or, maybe he's just a perv taking a combination upskirt/downblouse shot with a telephoto... yet another juxtaposition!
Thought bubble: "Drop the cookie. Come on, drop it, drop it."
On your mark, get set, goooo!
I'll take "my eyes are up here" for two hundred, Alex.
Reason #1 why tennis is not as teh gey as soccer.
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