Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Is that a Pigeon in Your Pants, or are you just happy to see me

Glenn Beck

Best of Jack Reacher
I see Sandy Berger's new line of menswear already has advertising lined up.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Unlike Melissa Theuriau, your average French girl just isn't into the whole shave and wax routine.

Best of sonicfrog
Gorilla's smuggling pidgeons.... must be global warming.

Best of dub
An angry Richard Gere barked to the airport officials "Yes, they are carrier pigeons....and these were carrying a gerbil, but good luck finding it!"

Best of Silhouette
A little higher and they'd be stool pigeons.

Best of Silhouette
You do NOT want to know where he has the partridge in a pear tree.

Best of metalgarth
Confucious say: "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but two birds in your pants are worth a trip to the therapists office"

Best of dadoctah
Flaw in the smuggling scheme: nobody bothered to point out to Kumar that Fon du Lac, Wisconsin already has all the pigeons they need.

Best of Mr. Right
Sandy Berger visits the Washington National Zoo, film at 11!

Best of Army of Mom
CEILING CAT DUZ NOT LIKE HAIR IN FUD

36 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

I see Sandy Berger's new line of menswear already has advertising lined up.

Jack Reacher said...

Dawn, your prom date is here.

John.....just John said...

Boy, if I had a dime for every time I saw a picture like this....

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Unlike Melissa Theuriau, your average French girl just isn't into the whole shave and wax routine.

WordVerify: teautaxi - what happens when a French cabbie has a flat tire and no spare.

sonicfrog said...

Gorilla's smuggling pidgeons.... must be global warming.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Robin Williams liked what he read about mantyhose, but his attempt to prove that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush bombed on Letterman.

dub said...

Please, someone buy AOM a razor.

dub said...

Hey baby, wanna see my pecker?

dub said...

An angry Richard Gere barked to the airport officials "Yes, they are carrier pigeons....and these were carrying a gerbil, but good luck finding it!"

Silhouette said...

A little higher and they'd be stool pigeons.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Frodo screamed at the TSA rent-a-cop... "You're wrong, fatso! Hobbit's DO SO eat endangered turtle doves for dinner! Why don't you pick on Gollum... he's packing a couple of live koi in his butt crack. Just don't call them precious."

Silhouette said...

You do NOT want to know where he has the partridge in a pear tree.

Silhouette said...

You know those laws like "You can't wash a goose on Fridays in Des Moines?" THIS is how those laws get started.

Silhouette said...

Ozzy Osbourne always carries his own in-flight snacks because he is allergic to peanuts.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

PANTYHOSE: So simple, even a caveman can do it?
GEICO should just pay what the gecko's asking.

-or-

One bird to the other- "I know we don't eat worms, Harriet, but it's either that ugly worm or a couple of hairy grapes, and you know grapes give me gas."

DaveP. said...

More proof that men with hairy legs are total chick magnets.

DaveP. said...

Yoou know the phrase, "Canary in a coal mine"?

It's like that, only with socks.

Matt the Kostume said...

ORA: Dude could have totally made it if he strapped the pigeons to his thighs and went dressed as Torgo.

metalgarth said...

Confucious say:

"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but two birds in your pants are worth a trip to the therapists office"

Jack Reacher said...

Matt the Kostume said...
ORA: Dude could have totally made it if he strapped the pigeons to his thighs and went dressed as Torgo.
The Master would be angry with you for that comment. Manos! Like Mentos! Only not as fresh.

Barco Sin Vela II said...

1968: Frank Sinatra keeps his bird safe from Mrs. Robinson and her ilk.

Two Dogs said...

Rosie O'Donnell's face is bad enough, but her legs are even worse.

Matt the K said...

"See, Frank, I told you we should not have bundled ourselves to a chimpanzee! A kangaroo would have been much less conspicuous."

ochagirl said...

Man in picture: "This is SO the last time I try live out one of Andy's fetishes. I'm just gonna say I'm a pigeon fancier smuggling them in."

vw: unders

ochagirl said...

Man in picture: "They're Messenger Pigeons."

Customs officer: "Oh, you're sending a message, alright."

dadoctah said...

Flaw in the smuggling scheme: nobody bothered to point out to Kumar that Fon du Lac, Wisconsin already has all the pigeons they need.

Rodney Dill said...

The years have not been good to Janet Reno

Submariner said...

Silhouette said...
A little higher and they'd be stool pigeons.


Out-frakkin-standing!

Mr. Right said...

Sandy Berger visits the Washington National Zoo, film at 11!

Army of Mom said...

dub said...
Please, someone buy AOM a razor.


I always suspected I was more man than dub could ever wish to be.

Army of Mom said...

CEILING CAT DUZ NOT LIKE HAIR IN FUD

Army of Mom said...

If a bird in hand is worth two in the bush, I'm guessing two birds in your socks must be worth a few pokes in the bush.

Army of Mom said...

Carrier pigeon 1 to Carrier pigeon 2: I told you we should turn that job down. But, noooo, you say we need the money and how hard could it be delivering Robin Williams to his next gig.

Army of Mom said...

That reminds me, I need to go buy more razor cartridge refills.

Army of Mom said...

A soccer referee's nightmares come to life.

Army of Mom said...

Dear Birdhouse, I used to think those letters you ran were fake until one day when these two birds were so into me. They were right between my legs!