Best of Jack Reacher
I see Sandy Berger's new line of menswear already has advertising lined up.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Unlike Melissa Theuriau, your average French girl just isn't into the whole shave and wax routine.
Best of sonicfrog
Gorilla's smuggling pidgeons.... must be global warming.
Best of dub
An angry Richard Gere barked to the airport officials "Yes, they are carrier pigeons....and these were carrying a gerbil, but good luck finding it!"
Best of Silhouette
A little higher and they'd be stool pigeons.
Best of Silhouette
You do NOT want to know where he has the partridge in a pear tree.
Best of metalgarth
Confucious say: "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but two birds in your pants are worth a trip to the therapists office"
Best of dadoctah
Flaw in the smuggling scheme: nobody bothered to point out to Kumar that Fon du Lac, Wisconsin already has all the pigeons they need.
Best of Mr. Right
Sandy Berger visits the Washington National Zoo, film at 11!
Best of Army of Mom
CEILING CAT DUZ NOT LIKE HAIR IN FUD
36 comments:
I see Sandy Berger's new line of menswear already has advertising lined up.
Dawn, your prom date is here.
Boy, if I had a dime for every time I saw a picture like this....
Unlike Melissa Theuriau, your average French girl just isn't into the whole shave and wax routine.
WordVerify: teautaxi - what happens when a French cabbie has a flat tire and no spare.
Gorilla's smuggling pidgeons.... must be global warming.
Robin Williams liked what he read about mantyhose, but his attempt to prove that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush bombed on Letterman.
Please, someone buy AOM a razor.
Hey baby, wanna see my pecker?
An angry Richard Gere barked to the airport officials "Yes, they are carrier pigeons....and these were carrying a gerbil, but good luck finding it!"
A little higher and they'd be stool pigeons.
Frodo screamed at the TSA rent-a-cop... "You're wrong, fatso! Hobbit's DO SO eat endangered turtle doves for dinner! Why don't you pick on Gollum... he's packing a couple of live koi in his butt crack. Just don't call them precious."
You do NOT want to know where he has the partridge in a pear tree.
You know those laws like "You can't wash a goose on Fridays in Des Moines?" THIS is how those laws get started.
Ozzy Osbourne always carries his own in-flight snacks because he is allergic to peanuts.
PANTYHOSE: So simple, even a caveman can do it?
GEICO should just pay what the gecko's asking.
-or-
One bird to the other- "I know we don't eat worms, Harriet, but it's either that ugly worm or a couple of hairy grapes, and you know grapes give me gas."
More proof that men with hairy legs are total chick magnets.
Yoou know the phrase, "Canary in a coal mine"?
It's like that, only with socks.
ORA: Dude could have totally made it if he strapped the pigeons to his thighs and went dressed as Torgo.
Confucious say:
"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but two birds in your pants are worth a trip to the therapists office"
Matt the Kostume said...
ORA: Dude could have totally made it if he strapped the pigeons to his thighs and went dressed as Torgo. The Master would be angry with you for that comment. Manos! Like Mentos! Only not as fresh.
1968: Frank Sinatra keeps his bird safe from Mrs. Robinson and her ilk.
Rosie O'Donnell's face is bad enough, but her legs are even worse.
"See, Frank, I told you we should not have bundled ourselves to a chimpanzee! A kangaroo would have been much less conspicuous."
Man in picture: "This is SO the last time I try live out one of Andy's fetishes. I'm just gonna say I'm a pigeon fancier smuggling them in."
vw: unders
Man in picture: "They're Messenger Pigeons."
Customs officer: "Oh, you're sending a message, alright."
Flaw in the smuggling scheme: nobody bothered to point out to Kumar that Fon du Lac, Wisconsin already has all the pigeons they need.
The years have not been good to Janet Reno
Silhouette said...
A little higher and they'd be stool pigeons.
Out-frakkin-standing!
Sandy Berger visits the Washington National Zoo, film at 11!
dub said...
Please, someone buy AOM a razor.
I always suspected I was more man than dub could ever wish to be.
CEILING CAT DUZ NOT LIKE HAIR IN FUD
If a bird in hand is worth two in the bush, I'm guessing two birds in your socks must be worth a few pokes in the bush.
Carrier pigeon 1 to Carrier pigeon 2: I told you we should turn that job down. But, noooo, you say we need the money and how hard could it be delivering Robin Williams to his next gig.
That reminds me, I need to go buy more razor cartridge refills.
A soccer referee's nightmares come to life.
Dear Birdhouse, I used to think those letters you ran were fake until one day when these two birds were so into me. They were right between my legs!
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