Saturday, February 28, 2009

Ingmar Bergman's: The Odd Couple



1. "We just really believed he'd govern moderately." Reality sets in for the Obamacons.

2. "Maybe we didn't support Obama enough?" Newly unemployed Rocky Mountain News and Seattle P-I reporters still clueless about what happened.

3. "Henri, why won't you loose your grasp on me?"

4. "Well, gee, Bob, I don't know what else to say about it except that I sincerely do not believe it's normal. Maybe you should get some therapy with Dr. Speigel."

5. "Well, if Obama doesn't start answering my prayers soon I'm going to go back to worshiping at the shrine of Joan Crawford."

Best of Jay Guevara
Obamanauts receive their March statements...and suddenly realize that they still have to pay their own bills after all.

Best of Jack Reacher
"It's true; wherever you move in the room, her eyes avoid you."

Best of Double the U
I'm telling you, that dipsheet over at VtheK thinks the Germans bombed Perl Harbor!

Best of Submariner
Magneto; the early years.

Best of Matt the K
Huh, never knew Roger Ebert and that dyke puppet from Mr. Rogers made a movie together.

Best of dadoctah
"They said the digital TV switch had been postponed. They said we had until June to get a converter. They lied."

Best of sonicfrog
I heard Sigfred and Roy were touring again.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Years after the cow tipping & sheep molestation charges first came to light, Mr. Greenjeans still couldn't look at the Captain; an awkward silence prevailed, on or off the set.

Best of Mr. Hankey
As another man exits Barney Frank's chamber of torture, Ted Kaczynski avoids eye contact as he waits his turn.

Best of dub
A sad, inside look at the Thurzday Babe audition room.

29 comments:

Jay Guevara said...

Obamanauts receive their March statements...and suddenly realize that they still have to pay their own bills after all.

Jack Reacher said...

"That's the trouble with you, Philippe; you see everything in shades of gray."

Jack Reacher said...

"It's true; wherever you move in the room, her eyes avoid you."

Jack Reacher said...

Although Captain Kangaroo and James Coburn thought they did well, their performances ended up on the cutting room floor, and they never appeared in Woody Allen's "Interiors."

mega said...

"Hey man, where's the Santeli Tea Party bash?" "This is it."

Double the U said...

It is the big nose, fake mustache glasses isn't it?

Double the U said...

I'm telling you, that dipsheet over at VtheK thinks the Germans bombed Perl Harbor!

Submariner said...

Magneto; the early years.

Submariner said...

"Don't be sad, Henri. Eet could happen to any man..."
Has eet 'appened to you, then, Claude?
"Of course not, but it could..."

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

The thought of yet another week where the Thursday Hot Babes over at "Cap This!" have more than 0.5% body fat sends Dub spiralling into ever deeper depths of depression...

Submariner said...

It's just that I never thought you'd catch me "fluffing the chinchilla" over a Sears Wish Book's underwear models, George...

dub said...

Before Al Gore invented the interwebs, Caption This was teh suck.

Matt the K said...

Huh, never knew Roger Ebert and that dyke puppet from Mr. Rogers made a movie together.

Matt the K said...

Those Progressive Insurance checkout girl adds are getting progressively weirder.

dadoctah said...

"They said the digital TV switch had been postponed. They said we had until June to get a converter. They lied."

sonicfrog said...

I heard Sigfred and Roy were touring again.

molson said...

In theaters now, "Tales From the Left Side", is a newly released horror flick from Washington about a $800 billion dollar leftist spending bill gone out of control... "Why let a perfectly good crisis go to waste?"

dadoctah said...

"Paul Blart: Mall Cop" DVD. Deleted scene.

Seoulman (R) said...

The before and after effects of the New Slimfast plan were shocking to say the least

Seoulman (R) said...

we're too sexy for blind people

Seoulman (R) said...

Film noir ever recovered as a genre after "Taxpayer Nightmare"

Seoulman (R) said...

The most attractive feature in this photo is the darkness I see when I close my eyes.

Seoulman (R) said...

So do you want to jump first, or can I?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Years after the cow tipping & sheep molestation charges first came to light, Mr. Greenjeans still couldn't look at the Captain; an awkward silence prevailed, on or off the set.

Julie the Jarhead said...

Wow, the years haven't been kind to Liv Ullman and Bibi Andersson.

(Actually, both ladies are as lovely as ever, especially Miss Andersson.)

Mr. Hankey said...

As another man exits Barney Frank's chamber of torture, Ted Kaczynski avoids eye contact as he waits his turn.

dub said...

A sad, inside look at the Thurzday Babe audition room.

Matt the K said...

Awww Honey, you're not *completely* useless. Remember that one time you used your nose and lower lip as a makeshift plumbing wrench??