Wednesday, February 25, 2009

IDK WTF

Brender 1. All I can say is, somebody better be getting a Klondike bar.

2. To quote Calculon: "I'm not familiar with this type of thing I'm seeing."

3. That whore sure does like gumbo!

4. Number 111,435 on the list of things more likely to stimulate the economy than the Pelosobama Spendulus.

5. Professional Anti-Bush Protesters struggle to find meaning in an era of Hopeless Change.

Best of Matt the K
So *that's* where they put Natalee Holloway's body.

Best of Jack Reacher
Street performers perform a ritual ethnic dance to celebrate the opening of another Old Navy Outlet store.

Best of GregMan
You know, that actually doesn't look like a bad way to spend the next four years.

Best of Mr. Hankey
Michael Flatley's "Homeless of the Dance" is taking a bit of getting used to. It gets better when the garbage pails dances are tap in unison.

Best of The Man
As Sullivan family reunions go, 2008 was a pretty good one.

Best of Matt the K
With no woodchippers on the entire island, the Jamaicans are forced to improvise.

Best of Atomic Lib Smasher
The 2009 State Of The Union speech got huge ratings only because people saw Nancy Pelosi was about to be cannibalized by the rest of Congress.

Best of sixdegreesofblondness

Deep fried turkey.

UR doin' it rong!

Well, unless they like just the breast and wings.

Best of Submariner
Nothin' ta be seein' here folks; just the Folsom Street Marching Skin Flute Band practicin.' Please ta be movin' alonmg now...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Slumdog Millionaire... Reader's Digest condensed version.

Best of Seoulman (R)
Look, if I sign the petition will you all just go away

44 comments:

Double the U said...

ORA: Wouldja look at that, somebody threw out a perfectly good white boy.

Matt the K said...

"Survivor: The Musical" failed to prop up the TV show's ailing ratings.

Matt the K said...

"Survivor: Key West"

Matt the K said...

Mus' be reely WICKED ganja mek you wan' do dat, mon.

Matt the K said...

So *that's* where they put Natalee Holloway's body.

Matt the K said...

Anna Nicole Smith's will stipulated that her body was to be donated to Bahamian street artists.

Jack Reacher said...

"Don't look now, but your stimulus package is showing."

Jack Reacher said...

Street performers perform a ritual ethnic dance to celebrate the opening of another Old Navy Outlet store.

Jack Reacher said...

I GOT PAYED 25,000 OF UR TAX DOLLARS FOR THIS PURFORMANCE ART!

Jack Reacher said...

Is the generic equivalent of Janitor in a Drum called "Whore In A Bucket?"

Jack Reacher said...

The MSM will run anything to distract viewers from the vapid nature of Obama's programs.

GregMan said...

Yet another metaphor for what the Obamessiah will do to the U.S. economy.

GregMan said...

And another Obama cabinet meeting gets under way.

GregMan said...

You know, that actually doesn't look like a bad way to spend the next four years.

dadoctah said...

Harry Connick Jr returns to his cultural roots.

Whacko said...

Yeah, this is on my "bucket list" also.

Mr. Hankey said...

Someone threw away a perfectly good white boy...

Mr. Hankey said...

Michael Flatley's "Homeless of the Dance" is taking a bit of getting used to. It gets better when the garbage pails dances are tap in unison.

Mr. Hankey said...

Showing perfect form off the high dive, James performs a perfect quaduple flip, rotating to a strait drop in the bucket.

jj said...

How Barney Frank serves Hors D'oeuvres

The Man said...

As Sullivan family reunions go, 2008 was a pretty good one.

Matt the K said...

Despite the protests, Synchronized Fisting was not accepted as an Olympic event.



vw: grapopo

Matt the K said...

Marty is painfully reminded how wicked gassy Julie gets when she is upended.

Matt the K said...

With no woodchippers on the entire island, the Jamaicans are forced to improvise.

Atomic Lib Smasher said...

The 2009 State Of The Union speech got huge ratings only because people saw Nancy Pelosi was about to be cannibalized by the rest of Congress.

sixdegreesofblondness said...

A helpful illustrative photo out of the Kanamits cookbook, "To Serve Man".

sixdegreesofblondness said...

Deep fried turkey.

UR doin' it rong!

Well, unless they like just the breast and wings.

sonicfrog said...

Well, there's some folks who really liked Obama's speech.

Army of Dad said...

Tom always said he would suck the poison out of his friend's ass in case of a snakebite...now he wasn't so sure.

molson said...

Hey this giant boil on your ass is so shiny I can see my reflection.

Army of Dad said...

Like shooting fish in a barrel.

Army of Dad said...

A barrel full of monkeys.

(dawn's head should explode but she is a hypocrit)

Army of Dad said...

After Obama wrecked the economy, competition for jobs was like comercials.

Submariner said...

Mr. Hankey said...
Showing perfect form off the high dive, James performs a perfect quaduple flip, rotating to a strait drop in the bucket.


Not to be argumentative or anything, but I don't see anything "strait" in that photo...

Submariner said...

Nothin' ta be seein' here folks; just the Folsom Street Marching Skin Flute Band practicin.' Please ta be movin' alonmg now...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Sec. of State Hilary "Drumsticks" Clinton becomes an involuntary participant in Grenada's 25th annual statehood march. She was there to assure islanders of Obamalama's lowest common denominator policy - statehood support for DC, Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic, Haiti, Grenada... and even Nigeria.

WordVerify: oblumbu - an obamalama joke that's stuck on the tip of my tongue

Mr. Hankey said...

Whatever happened to Monica Lewinsky?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Dumpster Diving, ur doing it wrong.

-or-

Slumdog Millionaire... Reader's Digest condensed version.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Bowing to public pressure, the Haitian mafia begrudingly transitioned from burning necklaces to cement hats. A local mobster was overheard mumbling, "the medium is still the message."

Seoulman (R) said...

Jeffrey Dahmer groupies celebrated his birthday buy presenting the city with a present.

Seoulman (R) said...

Look, if I sign the petition will you all just go away

Seoulman (R) said...

the moment when CSI jumped the shark

Seoulman (R) said...

"Yeah, we killed whitey, but at least we recycled."

Seoulman (R) said...

The million part march went off without a hitch.