Army of Mom and Curmudgeonly and Skeptical
Best of andthenblammo!
Guys, under all that flab there's a nice girl. Maybe two or three nice girls!
Best of Atomic Lib Smasher
My eyes! The beer goggles..they do nothing!!! (Obscure Simpsons Reference)
Best of Jack Reacher
I understand similar technology is being used to sell the Spendulus Bill.
Best of Submariner
...and dub's glasses work exactly the opposite...
Best of Chrees
(with apologies to Dorothy Parker)
I love a good tequila
I can take one or two at the most
Three and I'm under the table
Four and I'm under the host.
Unless she looks like this...then for safety's sake I better be on top.