Tuesday, February 17, 2009

How Tequila Works

Army of Mom and Curmudgeonly and Skeptical



Best of andthenblammo!
Guys, under all that flab there's a nice girl. Maybe two or three nice girls!

Best of Atomic Lib Smasher
My eyes! The beer goggles..they do nothing!!! (Obscure Simpsons Reference)

Best of Jack Reacher
I understand similar technology is being used to sell the Spendulus Bill.

Best of Submariner
...and dub's glasses work exactly the opposite...

Best of Chrees

(with apologies to Dorothy Parker)

I love a good tequila
I can take one or two at the most
Three and I'm under the table
Four and I'm under the host.

Unless she looks like this...then for safety's sake I better be on top.

27 comments:

andthenblammo! said...

Guys, under all that flab there's a nice girl. Maybe two or three nice girls!

lawhawk said...

Pass the salt!

dadoctah said...

The number of limes and the amount of salt in the world is woefully inadequate to the task at hand.

Atomic Lib Smasher said...

My eyes! The beer goggles..they do nothing!!! (Obscure Simpsons Reference)

Jack Reacher said...

I understand similar technology is being used to sell the Spendulus Bill.

Submariner said...

...and dub's glasses work exactly the opposite...

flyovercountry said...

Bartender, bring me the worm!

flyovercountry said...

I'm sorry, but 3 shots and a beer? Maybe if you take that times 9 or so, maybe.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Themed Commercial Ideas -
Insurance: "Alcohol makes you do dumb things. That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?"
Mattress Sales: "Why not get a peaceful night's rest before you wake up covered in vomit, with a hangover and a fat pig snoring beside you?"
HIV Clinic: "Think before you drink...reason #9 why it's smarter to be the designated driver."

Rodney Dill said...

The glass is half full.

Matt the K said...

Well, at least it gets the boob size right.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Drunk with Power, Eyes Wide Shut
How every Democrat views the stimulus package.

dub said...

Background: Perfectly proportioned woman for AOD.

Foreground: Still has a horse-face for Dub.

Army of Mom said...

tsk tsk, dear dub. You clearly haven't seen some of the quality stuff AoD has hit. Not to mention that probably 3/4 of the cappers here would get in line for a piece of this, and maybe a couple of the girls *winking at ochagirl*, but I digress. You would be bowing with the "we're not worthy" Wayne's World moves if you saw AoD's castoffs.

*putting away soapbox and getting in line for some more AoD loving while dub jerks off to the poor anorexia patient*

Unscrupulous said...

The only thing I see in that glass is a tiny girl cutting a fart and a little bit of puke.

Oh, now I get it!

Chrees said...

(with apologies to Dorothy Parker)

I love a good tequila
I can take one or two at the most
Three and I'm under the table
Four and I'm under the host.

Unless she looks like this...then for safety's sake I better be on top.

Chrees said...

The reason they're called "shooters" is because that's what you want to do to yourself the morning after.

dadoctah said...

Ann Coulter buys this stuff by the case.

satted said...

Not for all the Vodka in Russia, Poland, China, Vietnam..... Hell the whole world.

satted said...

Roseann "Rosie" O'Donnell new love interest. Gotta get it where you can.....

dub said...

Its so easy to tell when you strike a nerve with you AOM.

Submariner said...

We-e-e-ell, I'm pretty sure that wasn't a glass of Miller Light...

steve o said...

Thanks, you a-hole. Like I needed to resurrect THAT memory.

Shambhala said...

steve o said...

Thanks, you a-hole. Like I needed to resurrect THAT memory


I'm with you Buddy. I'm with you. Drunk, skinny, and stupid was no way to go through college.

satted said...

More cush'in for the push'in......

satted said...

Better bring the flower, gonna need it for this one.....

Mr. Hankey said...

How Nadya Suleman gets sperm donors.