Saturday, February 14, 2009

Happy Valentine's Day, Monors



Best of prince of leaves
Candy and Brooke's staircase fetish would eventually turn deadly when they escalated to escalators.

Best of Army of Mom
Army of Dad always gives me the best Valentine's gifts.

Best of Jack Reacher
For some reason, stairways at the State Department have become very busy of late.

Best of mega
MC Escher's rare "Girls" lithograph relied on visual tricks: did the staircase go up or down? And was it the ass on top, or was it really the cleavage?

Best of Mr Hankey
The Red Cross saw a big jump in sales with "Learn CPR fom two hot Lesbians". Still in production, "The Topless Heimlich Maneuver"

Best of ochagirl
Leave it to a little brother to make a simple falling down the stairs look like amorous making out.

Best of Harry V
The vw says it all...
muflurgi

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Vassar dorms were voted "bi-friendliest" in the latest What Happens on Campus Stays on YouTube poll.

Best of sonicfrog
♫ ...And she's riding the Stairway...
To Heaven!!!! ♫

Best of dub
Effective Fatherhood....FAIL

Best of Adjustah
Bill Clinton was very happy with his own "stimulus package"...

41 comments:

Anonymous said...

To Charles at LGF, anyone who can look at hips like that and doubt Intelligent Design is:

1) a monor

2) destined for extinction

3) both of the above.

baslim said.

Matt the K said...

They're taking the stairs, now "Johnson" is riding the elevator!

Seoulman (R) said...

Feeling Up the Down Staircase

metalgarth said...

the video for 'Stairway to Heaven' was only available on pay per view

prince of leaves said...

Girl on bottom: "These stairs aren't carpeted."

Girl on top: "That's not the only thing without a rug here."

prince of leaves said...

Candy and Brooke's staircase fetish would eventually turn deadly when they escalated to escalators.

prince of leaves said...

"Hey, you don't taste like Steve!" Blind Amber's plan to greet her boyfriend at the door with a "Valentine surprise" goes awry when the Amway chick from down the block gets there first.

[wv:unwook - that which is wooked at, cannot be unwooked at.]

prince of leaves said...

When you consider how unpalatable two frumpy Saudi women in chadors would look in this situation, it's understandable why the muttaween are so harsh about banning Valentine's Day in the kingdom.

Army of Mom said...
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Army of Mom said...

CEILING CAT THINKS THERE'S TOO MUCH PUSSY IN THIS STAIRWELL. SOMEONE'S GOTTA GO.

Army of Mom said...

Sally and Alli warm up for the prelims at the 2009 Muff Diving Championships.

Army of Mom said...

Army of Dad always gives me the best Valentine's gifts.

Army of Mom said...

Katy Perry's research prior to her new hit song. And, yes, it really is cherry chapstick.

Army of Mom said...

Cherry Chapstick: for just that moment when you want to have deliciously soft, tender, incredibly tantalizing ... oh wait, where was I going with that? Oh yeah, her lips. Yeahhhhh, her lips. And, her hair ... soft and shiny. And, the breasts ... we can't forget ...

I'm sorry, I'll be back in a few minutes. Don't mind that buzzing noise.

Hell, where are the AA batteries? Army of Dad, you used all the AA batteries on PURPOSE!

Jack Reacher said...

For some reason, stairways at the State Department have become very busy of late.

John.....just John said...

Girl on bottom: "Geez, I was only trying to fix your fag tag."

Jack Reacher said...

And to think that just a few years ago their fathers were inflating their dragon tails on Folsom Street.

Army of Dad said...

These are two fo my favorite things.

Army of Dad said...

Ladies, let me push you up the stairs, one hip thrust at a time...

Army of Dad said...

When I said your outfits would look better on my floor, I meant that you should take them off first.

Anonymous said...

Christine Pelosi one of Nancy's daughters and Chelsa Clinton celebrate the "emergency spending bill" passing

mega said...

MC Escher's rare "Girls" lithograph relied on visual tricks: did the staircase go up or down? And was it the ass on top, or was it really the cleavage?

Robert said...

1) I see London I see France, I see...Oh, you're not wearing underpants.

2) There are stairs?

Army of Mom said...
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Army of Mom said...

Gallant wonders if Sally could use some help unclasping the bra strap while Goofus thinks about swiping her purse.

Submariner said...

I asked the Mrs. for this for my birthday; I don't think she bought it...

dadoctah said...

I see nothing wrong with this picture. I just hope they're being responsible and using a condom.

Mr Hankey said...

The Red Cross saw a big jump in sales with "Learn CPR fom two hot Lesbians". Still in production, "The Topless Heimlich Maneuver"

ochagirl said...

Leave it to a little brother to make a simple falling down the stairs look like amorous making out.

dub said...

I CAN HAZ JERGENS?

Harry V said...

The vw says it all...
muflurgi

Chrees said...

(For the other old farts out there)

♪♪ Heaven, I'm in heaven
And my heart beats so that my pants hardly fit
And I seem to find the happiness I seek
When they're together dancing tit to tit♪♪

♪♪ Oh I love to fondle boobies
And reach for all I can get
But it doesn't thrill me half as much
As dancing tit to tit ♪♪

Chrees said...

The new Victoria's Secret bra stress test

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Vassar dorms were voted "bi-friendliest" in the latest What Happens on Campus Stays on YouTube poll.

-OR-

Masters & Johnson Factoid
6% of all men who claim they do not find this photo extremely sensual are legally blind. The other 94% are dead.


WordVerify: emillion - what I got back when I efiled my 1040... then I got errested.

sonicfrog said...

Wrestling - The Gateway Sport for Gays!

sonicfrog said...

♫ ...And she's riding the Stairway...
To Heaven!!!! ♫

VerWord: Thhongna

molson said...

Here the lady stair wrestlers demonstrate a properly executed top mount.

dub said...

Effective Fatherhood....FAIL

Anonymous said...

The first evidence of failure becomes evident at the marine corps training facility after 'Don't ask don't tell' is abolished.

Passionate Conservative said...

...typng sloly, hrd 2 type wif 1 hnd

Adjustah said...

Bill Clinton was very happy with his own "stimulus package"...