1. Bob would come to regret asking the genie to transform his penis into "the biggest trouser python the world has ever seen."
2. "Dude, I am so sorry about your chihuahua."
3. "I am almost sure Mr. Sullivan wanted you to wear a feather boa, but, whatever, dude."
4. "Dude, this is going to be the best auto-erotic asphyxiation ever!"
5. "This should get Lemmiwinks out of there!"
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Mike and Fred's great idea for a new pest extermination business had a couple of fatal flaws. First, the snake preferred small children to mice, and second, a lot of people are afraid of snakes.
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...because Barney Frank called, he wants Stimulus now!
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Ron Jeremy's illegitimate children aren't tough to find.
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Introducing the new sales rep for Enzyte.
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CEILING CAT WUZ APPETIZER
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In a modern retelling, Adam and Steve are tempted by the forbidden adjustable rate mortgage.
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"Have you seen the size of the rats in this neighborhood?"
The Realtor's mind raced as he tried to come up with a positive spin for this scene before his prospects got out of his car.
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Around here, even the Mormon missionaries are a little different.
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Slash rewarded his new Craigslist purchase by feeding him the delivery boys.
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"OK, here's the house with the manic chimp. We throw in the snake, bolt the door, and watch from the window to see who wins."
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The only thing giant human-killing chimps have done in this guy's neighborhood is mysteriously disappear.
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Mike and Fred soon found out that a cute puppy worked much better for meeting girls than a large snake.
Mike and Fred's great idea for a new pest extermination business had a couple of fatal flaws. First, the snake preferred small children to mice, and second, a lot of people are afraid of snakes.
...because Barney Frank called, he wants Stimulus now!
Ron Jeremy's illegitimate children aren't tough to find.
vw: pronstra (!!!)
Nothing to see here, just a couple of roadies for Alice Cooper (after he overdosed on human growth hormone)
Introducing the new sales rep for Enzyte.
Stop me if you heard this one before, two dweebs and a python head into Vegas ...
Hey man, I gotta itch right on the end there.....
Hey dude, lets ask Obama for a free home.....
Taste like chicken.....
Michelle Obama finds inspiration for her dresses in the most unusual places.
After finding the snake in the grass, the boys decided to name it Obama.
I've got your stimulus package right here!
CEILING CAT WUZ APPETIZER
Too many curves, dub won't like her.
No wonder William Shatner’s restraining order against him is still in effect.
Dont worry dude, third times a charm....this one is sure to be long enoug to reach Mr Gere's gerbil.
Yeah, that's right! My little "Mr. Python" is so big, I hired the local bully to help me carry it!
Let's do the math: Doesn't bark. Doesn't chase cars. When it sheds it's all in one big easy-to-dispose-of piece. Doesn't try to hump your girlfriend's father's leg. Doesn't have puppies on the suit you wear to job interviews.
Only real downside is what a major endeavor it is taking him for walkies.
In a modern retelling, Adam and Steve are tempted by the forbidden adjustable rate mortgage.
ORA: Looks like Lemmy finally got his lizard squeezed.
Although snakes have a highly developed sense of smell, logistical issues kept them from outpacing dogs as tracking animals.
"So we just lug it around, waiting to see what drops out? Dude, I see why you named it Stimulus."
Just wait'll the ginger kid climbs in his spaceship this afternoon; I GAR_OHN_TEE he'll "take off" this time!
"Have you seen the size of the rats in this neighborhood?"
The Realtor's mind raced as he tried to come up with a positive spin for this scene before his prospects got out of his car.
Frat boys on their way to prank a pair of blondes in a stairwell with a "hot new version" of the double-headed dildo.
The only tail the guy on the left will get all year.
ORA: "That's not Monty!!!"
Around here, even the Mormon missionaries are a little different.
Slash rewarded his new Craigslist purchase by feeding him the delivery boys.
Steve O gets a tattoo to make his "little Mr. Steve O" look like a python.
wv: fantsisi
Hot Snake Tuesday! Thanks V!
What happens when you don't go to the hospital when you have adverse affects from using Enzyte!
Boy, talk about government waste. Yes, this Boa was also purchased with money from the Obama stimulus package.
"OK, here's the house with the manic chimp. We throw in the snake, bolt the door, and watch from the window to see who wins."
Don't you get it Dude, I'm going as Bill Clinton.
When life imitates a Simpsons episode, wacky things are going to happen
Snakes on a Plane II lacked many of the special effects that made the first a blockbuster
The live version of Beavis and Butthead not only lacked a plot but seconds after this photo was shot, a leading man.
Sammy thought he smelled "pocket mouse" but was sadly mistaken
I just want to be there to watch when you try to convince Mom that "it followed me home".
The only thing giant human-killing chimps have done in this guy's neighborhood is mysteriously disappear.
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