Monday, February 16, 2009

GRRR... fried chicken bad!

TGC

1. "I'm nothing like Idi Amin! Now, shut up and help me eat this guy."

2. "This chicken is great, M'chel. How's your Rokeg blood pie?"

3. "Can I get some watermelon with this? I'm trying to make, uh, Dawn's head explode."

4. "Just take the damn picture so the proles will think I like the same crap they do, then get me some $400-a-lb ham or something."

5. "Those santeria guys look really pissed off about something. Find out what it is."

Best of metalgarth
Carl vowed to never, ever get the 'curry fried tofu sticks' at the Kwik E Mart.

Best of dub
Nom nom nom tax nom nom tax nom nom....

Best of GregMan
"I can haz wagyu steak?"

Best of Matt the Kostume
Even Skeletor enjoys the Colonel's Recipe every now and then.

Best of curly
Obama displays use number 101 for late term abortion "harvests".

Best of Army of Dad
Obama bitterly clings to his fried food.

Best of Passionate Conservative
...somehow, "can't sleep, clowns will eat me..." seems very appropriate here.

Best of Passionate Conservative
looks like one of those trailer thingys between Grindhouse flicks

Best of prince of leaves
It wasn't hormone pollution or a virus that finally pushed amphibians into extinction - all it took was millions of emulative Obama cultists witnessing their Messiah eating a plate of froglegs.

Best of Robert
Excellent... First the fried chicken, then the eggs and butter! - Julianne Malveaux

Best of Seoulman (R)
Yum, batter dipped Q-Tip, my favorite

Best of Rodney Dill
"What do I think about the issue of battered women?... Sure beats plain."

40 comments:

metalgarth said...

Carl vowed to never, ever get the 'curry fried tofu sticks' at the Kwik E Mart.

dub said...

Nom nom nom tax nom nom tax nom nom....

dub said...

ORA: "Say it with me.... Winky... Dinky.... Dog."

dub said...

Upholding the best stereotype...UR DOIN GRATE!

GregMan said...

"What is this I'm gnawing on? Just the last shreds of liberty in America, nothing important."

GregMan said...

"Miracle of the loaves and fishes? Big deal, MY miracle is fried chicken and Colt 45!"

- ATDHE

wv - epuzz - let's not get personal here

GregMan said...

"I can haz wagyu steak?"

Matt the Kostume said...

Even Skeletor enjoys the Colonel's Recipe every now and then.

Matt the K said...

"Where da white meat at?"

curly said...

Obama displays use number 101 for late term abortion "harvests".

dadoctah said...

Have you tried the spotted owl? Delish!

Army of Dad said...

Check it out, I am doing the funkiy chicken.

Army of Dad said...

I just loves me some deep fried catfish.

Army of Dad said...

Obama bitterly clings to his fried food.

Army of Dad said...

Saw what you will, but it still tastes better than Michelle.

Army of Dad said...

BO thought bubble-You can do this Barry...just think about eating the souls of Republicans and you will get through this horrible peasant fare.

Army of Dad said...

Screw Heston, you can have my fried chicken when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

Jack Reacher said...

"Come on in. I'm just finishing up the last cabinet nominee who failed to report a tax problem to the vetting committee in a timely fashion."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Needs more aragula"

Passionate Conservative said...

...and just like that, Joe Biden was never seen again.

Passionate Conservative said...

...somehow, "can't sleep, clowns will eat me..." seems very appropriate here.

Passionate Conservative said...

looks like one of those trailer thingys between Grindhouse flicks

flyovercountry said...

Cake is too good for the clingers. Let them eat fried catfish!

flyovercountry said...

Now look Michelle, we have people that will cook for us, you don't have to make your special corn flake chicken anymore.

dadoctah said...

Smoking cessation tip #17: find another form of oral gratification to replace it.

Submariner said...

"Frog legs?"
Whachootalkinbout, Willis?

molson said...

Mmmmmm. Fried taxpayer. Tastes like chicken.

prince of leaves said...

It wasn't hormone pollution or a virus that finally pushed amphibians into extinction - all it took was millions of emulative Obama cultists witnessing their Messiah eating a plate of froglegs.

prince of leaves said...

Like a scene from "V", Obama gloats "I won", and then peels off the mask to reveal the hideous reptilian alien beneath.

Jay Guevara said...

"You got any greens to go with this?"

Robert said...

Excellent... First the fried chicken, then the eggs and butter! - Julianne Malveaux

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julianne_Malveaux#Controversy

dub said...

"I will not rest until I find Nicole's killer....nom nom nom"

Oh wait...wrong blackie.


ATDHE

Seoulman (R) said...

This tastes just like my foreign policy - looks tender, has no meat on it and just invites the world to rip its teeth into America. Don't bother giving me the recipe, I already have it.

Seoulman (R) said...

Yum, batter dipped Q-Tip, my favorite

Seoulman (R) said...

You know it tenderizes better if you throw it under a bus first. Just ask Grandma

Seoulman (R) said...

I don't just support abortion, I recycle the babies too

Rodney Dill said...

"Yeah, I can use ennui in a sentence... I ordered me some chicken ennui ate it."

Rodney Dill said...

"Biden order plain white toast again?"

dub said...

Dude, stop biting the crack pipe.

Rodney Dill said...

"What do I think about the issue of battered women?... Sure beats plain."