1. "I'm nothing like Idi Amin! Now, shut up and help me eat this guy."
2. "This chicken is great, M'chel. How's your Rokeg blood pie?"
3. "Can I get some watermelon with this? I'm trying to make, uh, Dawn's head explode."
4. "Just take the damn picture so the proles will think I like the same crap they do, then get me some $400-a-lb ham or something."
5. "Those santeria guys look really pissed off about something. Find out what it is."
Best of metalgarth
Carl vowed to never, ever get the 'curry fried tofu sticks' at the Kwik E Mart.
Best of dub
Nom nom nom tax nom nom tax nom nom....
Best of GregMan
"I can haz wagyu steak?"
Best of Matt the Kostume
Even Skeletor enjoys the Colonel's Recipe every now and then.
Best of curly
Obama displays use number 101 for late term abortion "harvests".
Best of Army of Dad
Obama bitterly clings to his fried food.
Best of Passionate Conservative
...somehow, "can't sleep, clowns will eat me..." seems very appropriate here.
Best of Passionate Conservative
looks like one of those trailer thingys between Grindhouse flicks
Best of prince of leaves
It wasn't hormone pollution or a virus that finally pushed amphibians into extinction - all it took was millions of emulative Obama cultists witnessing their Messiah eating a plate of froglegs.
Best of Robert
Excellent... First the fried chicken, then the eggs and butter! - Julianne Malveaux
Best of Seoulman (R)
Yum, batter dipped Q-Tip, my favorite
Best of Rodney Dill
"What do I think about the issue of battered women?... Sure beats plain."
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Carl vowed to never, ever get the 'curry fried tofu sticks' at the Kwik E Mart.
Nom nom nom tax nom nom tax nom nom....
ORA: "Say it with me.... Winky... Dinky.... Dog."
Upholding the best stereotype...UR DOIN GRATE!
"What is this I'm gnawing on? Just the last shreds of liberty in America, nothing important."
"Miracle of the loaves and fishes? Big deal, MY miracle is fried chicken and Colt 45!"
- ATDHE
wv - epuzz - let's not get personal here
"I can haz wagyu steak?"
Even Skeletor enjoys the Colonel's Recipe every now and then.
"Where da white meat at?"
Obama displays use number 101 for late term abortion "harvests".
Have you tried the spotted owl? Delish!
Check it out, I am doing the funkiy chicken.
I just loves me some deep fried catfish.
Obama bitterly clings to his fried food.
Saw what you will, but it still tastes better than Michelle.
BO thought bubble-You can do this Barry...just think about eating the souls of Republicans and you will get through this horrible peasant fare.
Screw Heston, you can have my fried chicken when you pry it from my cold dead hands.
"Come on in. I'm just finishing up the last cabinet nominee who failed to report a tax problem to the vetting committee in a timely fashion."
"Needs more aragula"
...and just like that, Joe Biden was never seen again.
...somehow, "can't sleep, clowns will eat me..." seems very appropriate here.
looks like one of those trailer thingys between Grindhouse flicks
Cake is too good for the clingers. Let them eat fried catfish!
Now look Michelle, we have people that will cook for us, you don't have to make your special corn flake chicken anymore.
Smoking cessation tip #17: find another form of oral gratification to replace it.
"Frog legs?"
Whachootalkinbout, Willis?
Mmmmmm. Fried taxpayer. Tastes like chicken.
It wasn't hormone pollution or a virus that finally pushed amphibians into extinction - all it took was millions of emulative Obama cultists witnessing their Messiah eating a plate of froglegs.
Like a scene from "V", Obama gloats "I won", and then peels off the mask to reveal the hideous reptilian alien beneath.
"You got any greens to go with this?"
Excellent... First the fried chicken, then the eggs and butter! - Julianne Malveaux
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julianne_Malveaux#Controversy
"I will not rest until I find Nicole's killer....nom nom nom"
Oh wait...wrong blackie.
ATDHE
This tastes just like my foreign policy - looks tender, has no meat on it and just invites the world to rip its teeth into America. Don't bother giving me the recipe, I already have it.
Yum, batter dipped Q-Tip, my favorite
You know it tenderizes better if you throw it under a bus first. Just ask Grandma
I don't just support abortion, I recycle the babies too
"Yeah, I can use ennui in a sentence... I ordered me some chicken ennui ate it."
"Biden order plain white toast again?"
Dude, stop biting the crack pipe.
"What do I think about the issue of battered women?... Sure beats plain."
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