1. "Honey, I know you're trying, but maybe John Mark Karr just isn't that into you."2. The Euro-Disney Store offers some items not available in the USA.
3. "Billy, are you sure the school counselor said this was the best way to work through your gender confusion?"
4. "... and they're not spectacular either."
5. "You really are whipped, aren't you daddy?"
Best of GregMan
The police officer didn't see the maniac with the fillet knife until it was too late.
Best of Tim
New Stimulus Bill jobs. Only slightly soul killing.
Best of metalgarth
The best scene in Truly Tasteless Jokes, The Musical was the one explaining why little hippie girls put anchovies in their underwear.... (to smell like big hippie girls)
Best of The Man
Look at those guys over there in the Darth Vader outfits...what losers
Best of Jack Reacher
Next time Daddy will blow up the tail before they get to Folsom Street; a line formed while he was doing it here.
Best of dub
See honey, that's what you get when you're eating Cheetos while groping your boobs.
Best of Rodney Dill
"...but I don't wanna go to Nineveh Daddy."
Best of Army of Dad
Daddy, quit carping and keep up!
Best of molson
Honey! Give Arnold his man boobs back. You can't expect him to deal with a state budget crisis without a pumped up set of man boobs now do ya?
Best of Mr. Right
"Darn it, Annette! You left your 'Reject Christ, Receive Smoked Halibut" sign on the kitchen table again!"
Best of Submariner
Though the top of her costume was intentional, the tail was a fluke.
Best of attmay
That's the last time Troy McClure gets to organize Folsom Street Fair.
Best of Julie the Jarhead
NAMBLA -- North American Mermaid Boy Love Association.
43 comments:
Show And Tell at the Folsom Street Elementary School was always interesting.
The police officer didn't see the maniac with the fillet knife until it was too late.
How to speak Enumclaw: "Water sports"
The first attempts at treating chicken pox with embryonic stem cells went horribly wrong.
Man, the Little Mermaid has really let herself go.
wv: paileg - the leg that develops from carrying a pail around. Expect to see this in the news media over the next 4 years.
New Stimulus Bill jobs. Only slightly soul killing.
I really like the old Chicken of the Sea ads much better.
JAILBAIT: UR DOING IT RONG
The best scene in Truly Tasteless Jokes, The Musical was the one explaining why little hippie girls put anchovies in their underwear.... (to smell like big hippie girls)
Look at those guys over there in the Darth Vader outfits...what losers
Next time Daddy will blow up the tail before they get to Folsom Street; a line formed while he was doing it here.
When Disney announced Hooters would operate the restaurants in their parks, no one bothered to ask what could go wrong?
Great, this is probably how the rest of America sees us here in California. Actually, I see us this way, too.
See honey, that's what you get when you're eating Cheetos while groping your boobs.
"...but I don't wanna go to Nineveh Daddy."
Off camera, Jessica Simpson could be heard hollering, "What's the best tuna?"
Father knows breast.
Once you see this candid photo of her childhood Halloween experience, is it any wonder that Paris Hilton turned out like she did?
Daddy, quit carping and keep up!
Where the da white fishes at?
Cop: "Move along people, nothing to sea here."
Gil nets another fish that isn't legal.
Some thought it couldn't get worse than tarting up little girls for kindergarten beauty pagents.
They wuz WRONG.
-OR-
In 2014, the ACLU convinced a liberal Supreme Court to rule in favor of pedophiles attending Halloween parties. The Little Mermaid butt plug and megaboob costume suddenly became a best seller, beating out the My Little Ponygirl bondage outfit by a furlong.
Hey! Give Arnold his man boobs back. You can't expect him to deal with a state budget crisis without a pumped up set of man boobs now do ya?
"Darn it, Annette! You left your 'Reject Christ, Receive Smoked Halibut" sign on the kitchen table again!"
Shortly after this photo was featured in the Los Angeles Times Halloween edition, dozens of women ran to their closets to make sure their boobs were still there.
Well, honey, it was like this; I had to go while I was at the pier so I "dangled the worm" over the ocean, and, well, this is what I caught. Can I keep her?
Fishsticks vendor getting ready to set up shop at the Folsom Street Faire...
>Snickering<
She thinks I'm "Prince Eric."
So tell, me; when did Ang Lee decide to remake "The Incredible Ms. Limpett?"
I think her tail is fake.
Bill proved that his statement that he'd "walk a mile for a piece of tail" was no idle boast.
Daryl Hanah's dad escorts her to her first screen test.
I wonder if she wore that on porpoise?
Though the top of her costume was intentional, the tail was a fluke.
Something about that little pirate hooker smells fishy...
SURF & TURF: UR DOIN IT RONG.
"Please people, clear the way. Miss Perry has another music video to shoot."
wv: antlerbo. Second-most popular name among hillbilly reindeer.
Little Miss Jugs-shine
That's the last time Troy McClure gets to organize Folsom Street Fair.
NAMBLA -- North American Mermaid Boy Love Association.
Bobby getting some tail... Hell Yeah!!!
"I've had that outfit for years..." Sully simpered.
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