Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Gettin' Some Tail...
1. "Honey, I know you're trying, but maybe John Mark Karr just isn't that into you."
2. The Euro-Disney Store offers some items not available in the USA.
3. "Billy, are you sure the school counselor said this was the best way to work through your gender confusion?"
4. "... and they're not spectacular either."
5. "You really are whipped, aren't you daddy?"
Best of GregMan
The police officer didn't see the maniac with the fillet knife until it was too late.
Best of Tim
New Stimulus Bill jobs. Only slightly soul killing.
Best of metalgarth
The best scene in Truly Tasteless Jokes, The Musical was the one explaining why little hippie girls put anchovies in their underwear.... (to smell like big hippie girls)
Best of The Man
Look at those guys over there in the Darth Vader outfits...what losers
Best of Jack Reacher
Next time Daddy will blow up the tail before they get to Folsom Street; a line formed while he was doing it here.
Best of dub
See honey, that's what you get when you're eating Cheetos while groping your boobs.
Best of Rodney Dill
"...but I don't wanna go to Nineveh Daddy."
Best of Army of Dad
Daddy, quit carping and keep up!
Best of molson
Honey! Give Arnold his man boobs back. You can't expect him to deal with a state budget crisis without a pumped up set of man boobs now do ya?
Best of Mr. Right
"Darn it, Annette! You left your 'Reject Christ, Receive Smoked Halibut" sign on the kitchen table again!"
Best of Submariner
Though the top of her costume was intentional, the tail was a fluke.
Best of attmay
That's the last time Troy McClure gets to organize Folsom Street Fair.
Best of Julie the Jarhead
NAMBLA -- North American Mermaid Boy Love Association.