Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Gettin' Some Tail...


1. "Honey, I know you're trying, but maybe John Mark Karr just isn't that into you."

2. The Euro-Disney Store offers some items not available in the USA.

3. "Billy, are you sure the school counselor said this was the best way to work through your gender confusion?"

4. "... and they're not spectacular either."

5. "You really are whipped, aren't you daddy?"

Best of GregMan
The police officer didn't see the maniac with the fillet knife until it was too late.

Best of Tim
New Stimulus Bill jobs. Only slightly soul killing.

Best of metalgarth
The best scene in Truly Tasteless Jokes, The Musical was the one explaining why little hippie girls put anchovies in their underwear.... (to smell like big hippie girls)

Best of The Man
Look at those guys over there in the Darth Vader outfits...what losers

Best of Jack Reacher
Next time Daddy will blow up the tail before they get to Folsom Street; a line formed while he was doing it here.

Best of dub
See honey, that's what you get when you're eating Cheetos while groping your boobs.

Best of Rodney Dill
"...but I don't wanna go to Nineveh Daddy."

Best of Army of Dad
Daddy, quit carping and keep up!

Best of molson
Honey! Give Arnold his man boobs back. You can't expect him to deal with a state budget crisis without a pumped up set of man boobs now do ya?

Best of Mr. Right
"Darn it, Annette! You left your 'Reject Christ, Receive Smoked Halibut" sign on the kitchen table again!"

Best of Submariner
Though the top of her costume was intentional, the tail was a fluke.

Best of attmay
That's the last time Troy McClure gets to organize Folsom Street Fair.

Best of Julie the Jarhead
NAMBLA -- North American Mermaid Boy Love Association.

43 comments:

GregMan said...

Show And Tell at the Folsom Street Elementary School was always interesting.

GregMan said...

The police officer didn't see the maniac with the fillet knife until it was too late.

GregMan said...

How to speak Enumclaw: "Water sports"

GregMan said...

The first attempts at treating chicken pox with embryonic stem cells went horribly wrong.

Kaptain Krude said...

Man, the Little Mermaid has really let herself go.

wv: paileg - the leg that develops from carrying a pail around. Expect to see this in the news media over the next 4 years.

Tim said...

New Stimulus Bill jobs. Only slightly soul killing.

metalgarth said...

I really like the old Chicken of the Sea ads much better.

metalgarth said...

JAILBAIT: UR DOING IT RONG

metalgarth said...

The best scene in Truly Tasteless Jokes, The Musical was the one explaining why little hippie girls put anchovies in their underwear.... (to smell like big hippie girls)

The Man said...

Look at those guys over there in the Darth Vader outfits...what losers

Jack Reacher said...

Next time Daddy will blow up the tail before they get to Folsom Street; a line formed while he was doing it here.

Chrees said...

When Disney announced Hooters would operate the restaurants in their parks, no one bothered to ask what could go wrong?

Jack Reacher said...

Great, this is probably how the rest of America sees us here in California. Actually, I see us this way, too.

dub said...

See honey, that's what you get when you're eating Cheetos while groping your boobs.

Rodney Dill said...

"...but I don't wanna go to Nineveh Daddy."

Mr. Right said...

Off camera, Jessica Simpson could be heard hollering, "What's the best tuna?"

Army of Dad said...

Father knows breast.

Army of Dad said...

Once you see this candid photo of her childhood Halloween experience, is it any wonder that Paris Hilton turned out like she did?

Army of Dad said...

Daddy, quit carping and keep up!

Army of Dad said...

Where the da white fishes at?

Army of Dad said...

Cop: "Move along people, nothing to sea here."

Army of Dad said...

Gil nets another fish that isn't legal.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Some thought it couldn't get worse than tarting up little girls for kindergarten beauty pagents.
They wuz WRONG.

-OR-

In 2014, the ACLU convinced a liberal Supreme Court to rule in favor of pedophiles attending Halloween parties. The Little Mermaid butt plug and megaboob costume suddenly became a best seller, beating out the My Little Ponygirl bondage outfit by a furlong.

molson said...

Hey! Give Arnold his man boobs back. You can't expect him to deal with a state budget crisis without a pumped up set of man boobs now do ya?

Mr. Right said...

"Darn it, Annette! You left your 'Reject Christ, Receive Smoked Halibut" sign on the kitchen table again!"

flyovercountry said...

Shortly after this photo was featured in the Los Angeles Times Halloween edition, dozens of women ran to their closets to make sure their boobs were still there.

Submariner said...

Well, honey, it was like this; I had to go while I was at the pier so I "dangled the worm" over the ocean, and, well, this is what I caught. Can I keep her?

Submariner said...

Fishsticks vendor getting ready to set up shop at the Folsom Street Faire...

Submariner said...

>Snickering<
She thinks I'm "Prince Eric."

Submariner said...

So tell, me; when did Ang Lee decide to remake "The Incredible Ms. Limpett?"

steve o said...

I think her tail is fake.

Submariner said...

Bill proved that his statement that he'd "walk a mile for a piece of tail" was no idle boast.

Submariner said...

Daryl Hanah's dad escorts her to her first screen test.

Submariner said...

I wonder if she wore that on porpoise?

Submariner said...

Though the top of her costume was intentional, the tail was a fluke.

Submariner said...

Something about that little pirate hooker smells fishy...

dadoctah said...

SURF & TURF: UR DOIN IT RONG.

dadoctah said...

"Please people, clear the way. Miss Perry has another music video to shoot."

wv: antlerbo. Second-most popular name among hillbilly reindeer.

Matt the K said...

Little Miss Jugs-shine

attmay said...

That's the last time Troy McClure gets to organize Folsom Street Fair.

Julie the Jarhead said...

NAMBLA -- North American Mermaid Boy Love Association.

sonicfrog said...

Bobby getting some tail... Hell Yeah!!!

Submariner said...

"I've had that outfit for years..." Sully simpered.