Best of Matt the K
I think she's a bit overdue for a Brazilian wax...
Best of GregMan
Never before have I wanted so much to be a Tribble.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"I killed your kittens for you."
Best of Army of Dad
Do you know how many fluffy titmouse gave their lives for this rug!?
Best of Mr. Hankey
Always call the doctor when your pussy coughs up too many fur balls.
Best of Julie the Jarhead
The trouble with tribbles is that they block one's view.
Best of Seoulman (R)
Tribble pads, for those extra heavy days
Best of Robert
Best expression in the world - talking calculus to nude models.
Best of dadoctah
In my day Supercuts used to sweep up after a trim like that.
31 comments:
"Obligatory/curtains carpet joke.
I think she's a bit overdue for a Brazilian wax...
Man is it ever Thursday.
Never before have I wanted so much to be a Tribble.
The State Department's new interior decorator knows just how Secretary Shrillary wants rug samples displayed.
Now THAT'S a stimulus, and I bet it doesn't cost any damn trillion dollars, either.
"I killed your kittens for you."
wv: psempla - some sort of offshoot of NAMBLA, I'm guessing.
Did I say Brazilian wax? Ma'am for you, I recommend a Western Hemisphere wax.
Beaver pelts quickly came in vogue after this photo...
Yes ma'am I am a licensed muff diver.
Do you know how many fluffy titmouse gave their lives for this rug!?
Always call the doctor when your pussy coughs up too many fur balls.
Atta boy V!!! Best.Thurzday.Babe.Evah!!
Don't get too excited guys. Her girlfriend made her the rug with the animals she took while bow hunting.
Fez from Moonbattery is gonna crap his wadded panties when he sees this one.
I CAN HAS FUR BURGER?
The trouble with tribbles is that they block one's view.
Dammit all, I knew it was only a matter of time before the prudes at the Meese Commission forced Playboy to reposition the bunny's tail.
-or-
What Penthouse photographers refer to as a "wardrobe malfunction."
WordVerify: comess - when nobody's willing to assume all the blame, this is what a mess becomes.
Worst.Buttcrack.Hair.Evah!
Hot picture...but what's with the floating scrotum in the upper right corner??
Trapped in the La Brea carpets
dub said...
Hot picture...but what's with the floating scrotum in the upper right corner??
"Floating Scrotum" ?!?!?!?
Bet you noticed the bow first a couple pictures back, didn't you, Dub?
I, for one, don't mind a little hare with my kitty.
Hamster. It's not just for breakfast any more.
wv: evelfict. Online fantasies about having gay sex with a motorcycle daredevil.
Tribble pads, for those extra heavy days
I'd rather be naked than wear fear... oh, never mind.
Subby requests the company of her pleasure!
1) Wow, even Sully knows that you need to trim a bush like that.
2) Best expression in the world - talking calculus to nude models.
3) Doctors thought they had performed a text-book sex change until they realized they missed a little something down there.
In my day Supercuts used to sweep up after a trim like that.
Whoa! Who fired the gardener!
Better wash that thang, later.
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