Saturday, February 07, 2009

Digging For Ponies


1. Another metaphor for the Democrat "Stimulus." The small box in the foreground represents the economic benefit.

2. Composting Michael Moore's daily "output," one of the many "green jobs" funded under the "Stimulus."

3. Where 'Shredded Wheat' comes from, the terrible secret.

4. Still less smelly than living next to Courtney Love.

5. 'Ow to speak Awstralyun: "Salad Bar."

Wicked Best of Double the U
Luke, what is your dirt do'in in Boss's hole?

Best of Jack Reacher
Actually, the box contained Obama's Harvard thesis, long believed lost. Unfortunately, the thesis was lost again shortly after this photo was taken. Come to think of it, nobody's seen the kids since then, either.

Best of Matt the K
In his next life, Andrew Dice Clay was taunted and forced to dig tirelessly by his superior female overlords.

Best of mega
Habitat For Humanity prepares to put up another rickety shack for some unlucky family to spend the next 30 years propping up and paying for.

Best of prince of leaves
The 6th grade class of Barack Obama Elementary School takes a well-earned rest break from their mandatory six-hour daily community service volunteerism.

Best of dadoctah
This year's school play: "Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death".

Best of Silhouette
One guy digging, nine leaning on shovels, and 2 supervisors? Must be union.

Best of Rodney Dill
...but 'Bama said there's a pony somewhere in this stimulus package.

Best of metalgarth
Hurry up, Jimmy Hoffa's not gonna find himself anytime soon

Best of steve o
Having an "Oliphant" as a pet is rewarding, but is also has some downsides.

Best of dadoctah
Or as Warren Jeffs calls it, "speed dating".

Best of Artfldgr
Mommy Mommy Mommy, I dont want to see grandma! Shut up and keep digging.

35 comments:

Passionate Conservative said...

Junior Soprano's regime wasn't like all the others.

Jack Reacher said...

After they dug the hole, the kids were then instructed to full the hole dug by another group. This, it is believed, would help them understand how the "stimulus package" will function.

Jack Reacher said...

Actually, the box contained Obama's Harvard thesis, long believed lost. Unfortunately, the thesis was lost again shortly after this photo was taken. Come to think of it, nobody's seen the kids since then, either.

Jack Reacher said...

The kids laughed when they told the teacher they're in a hole, like his 401K. The teacher, not feeling humorous about the matter, began filling the hole with water.

Jack Reacher said...

Habitat for Humanity, Kenya chapter, displays their first dwelling (Background).

jj said...

ACORN, Chicago chapter, looking to register more voters.

Matt the K said...

In his next life, Andrew Dice Clay was taunted and forced to dig tirelessly by his superior female overlords.

Matt the K said...

Not quite the "surrounded in the forest by a race of Amazon warriors" fantasy that little Timmy had envisioned.

mega said...

Stimulus Work Crew # 314-Children's Brigade enjoyed the allowed 10 minute break in between 16 hour shifts.

mega said...

After the Florida housing market hit bottom and then completely collapsed, the difficult decision was made to start over from scratch.

mega said...

Unfortunately, budget cut woes came to the set of Jurrasic Park IV, leaving no dinosaurs and a script desperately in need of some drama.

mega said...

The meltdown of the financial sector had left NY City with a really different vibe.

mega said...

Habitat For Humanity prepares to put up another rickety shack for some unlucky family to spend the next 30 years propping up and paying for.

mega said...

Recruiting Day had become a pretty depressing annual event for the hardened elders of Tupac Ameru.

prince of leaves said...

The 6th grade class of Barack Obama Elementary School takes a well-earned rest break from their mandatory six-hour daily community service volunteerism.

prince of leaves said...

Cindy Sheehan (back right) laments that her 15 minutes of fame ended on January 20, 2009.

prince of leaves said...

"Keep digging, girls! We'll find those missing CapThis Best Ofs yet!"

prince of leaves said...

The immigration debate came full circle this week, when suburbanite white girls were found working in a compost pit, doing the jobs that even Mexicans won't do.

dadoctah said...

This year's school play: "Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death".

mega said...

"Hey Kids, Obama says when you're in a hole, keep digging - so let's get back to work!"

mega said...

Somewhere outside Jakarta, April, 2009...
"OK kids, first one to find Obama's birth certificate gets to help the US not destroy itself!"

Jack Reacher said...

A bunch of folks leaning on shovels watching other folks leaning on shovels; obviously a taxpayer-supported enterprise.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Lunch Money Goes Green
"Binghamshire Middle School's nerds got a little carried away digging a composting pit where they buried the school bullies' bodies. Renting that extra space to nerds at other schools gave new meaning to the word "payback"."

Silhouette said...

One guy digging, nine leaning on shovels, and 2 supervisors? Must be union.

Silhouette said...

Last known photograph of missing fifth grade teachers. Investigators have no leads.

Rodney Dill said...

...but 'Bama said there's a pony somewhere in this stimulus package.

Double the U said...

Luke, what is your dirt do'in in Boss's hole?

metalgarth said...

Hurry up, Jimmy Hoffa's not gonna find himself anytime soon

GregMan said...

The prisoners of Special Work Camp #47 take a break to tell reporters how much they love life in Dear Leader Obamaha's Soviet Amerikkka.

GregMan said...

Susie Ann's search for her missing contact lens became ever more desperate as the day went on.

GregMan said...

"Keep digging, the American economy has to be in here somewhere."

dub said...

It started off innocently enough....but soon, little Susie, pictured in the center, would soon move from Shovel Dancing to a life of Pole Dancing.


wv: smoor...I'd love smoor, as soon as she hits 18.

steve o said...

Having an "Oliphant" as a pet is rewarding, but is also has some downsides.

dadoctah said...

Or as Warren Jeffs calls it, "speed dating".

Artfldgr said...

Mommy Mommy Mommy, I dont want to see grandma! Shut up and keep digging.