1. Another Obama supporter is dismayed that the magic unicorn bearing her mortgage payoff and lifetime fuel card has not yet arrived.
2. And then, dub woke up.
3. Another person who should be forbidden by law from acting out the diner scene in When Harry Met Sally
4. I CAN HAS UGLY?
5. Unlike Stacy's Mom, LaQueefa's mom has nothing going on.
Best of Army of Dad
Looks like Al Sharpton's love bot has locked up again.
Best of dub
Wha'choo mean mah 40 acres aint be pre-planted with cookie trees??
Best of Army of Dad
The Spike Lee remake of "V" included some prominent black villians.
Best of Matt the K
I had no idea Divine had a black half-sister/brother?
Best of Eric
Henrietta Hughes is informed by an Obama aide that her flight to Tampa has been moved forward and she must depart the innauguration dinner.
Best of dadoctah
The tiara's not working, Aretha. What'd you do with the inaugural hat?
Best of Passionate Conservative
What Shaniqua looked like just before Lamont hurled up his Olde English "40" all over her.
Best of sixdegreesofblondness
"No, Queequeg--for the last time, we're looking for a WHITE one!"
Best of Mr. Hankey
Obama's Fairy Godmother has had enough. Changing street rats into congressional leadership was one thing - but turning tax cheats into cabinet members??
Best of Submariner
So; when did James Earl Jones come out of the closet, and why didn't you warn him not to wear a tiara, Sonic?
Best of attmay
Remake We Don't Need #3,927: Tyler Perry's Enchanted
Best of dadoctah
"Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. And another order of them buffalo wings."
60 comments:
What do you expect from a city that produces a mayor like Kwame Malik Kilpatrick?
What do you mean there is no Chocolate City!
The new Secretary of State; Barbara-Rose Collins, once Hillary resigns because she is powerless!
Let them eat chicken!
ATDHE
One look at the One's jock was enough to convince her he really is more Arab than African.
Whatchu mean "Michelle want's her inaugural dress back?"
Looks like Al Sharpton's love bot has locked up again.
"But I won."
I guess we know where she was when her laxative kicked in.
Hey, this a pay to play city. Show me the money......
NO WATERMELON?!?!
ATDHE-A
Sure, you have have the billion dollar contract, but I will need $50 bucks to secure the deal....
Tina Turner has really let herself go.
Wait - wait, I'm good at charades - GOT IT!
"Invasion of the Body Snatchers"
What did I win?
"Oh no he di-ent!"
Since "Snakes on a Plane," Samuel L Jackson will take just about any part...
dub is outed.
In the next shot she turns to show the low cut blouse to the camera.
ATDubHE
Ceiling Catz weiner just inverted.
"What choo talking about Willis?"
Shenaynay required the Underground DumpTruck to get her to the meeting.
ATDHE
Wha'choo mean mah 40 acres aint be pre-planted with cookie trees??
The Spike Lee remake of "V" included some prominent black villians.
Just goes to show you that the ghetto plastic surgeon might be cheaper then Beverly Hills, but he ain't no better.
Wha'choo mean Vern's cheatin on me??
wv: beast...no way is that random.
Wha'choo mean I gots to stop using cookie dough as a personal lubricant??
Prior to going into makeup, Oprah stops by to field questions from the press.
LaQueefa was shocked to learn that she had just won the Miss Moose-Knuckle 2008 pageant.
I want my $100 and a mule.....
I had no idea Divine had a black half-sister/brother?
Marketing Nell Carter a 'Princess' was the final straw. Walt's frozen zombie seeked vengeance.
Henrietta Hughes is informed by an Obama aide that her flight to Tampa has been moved forward and she must depart the innauguration dinner.
Eric
Henrietta Hughes also tells Obama that she needs a tiara, a big conference table, and a daisy dress.
In her meeting with the president, as Henrietta tries to explain why Michelle has to be removed - Joe walks in.
Obama's Fairy Godmother has had enough. Changing street rats into congressional leadership was one thing - but turning tax cheats into cabinet members??
"A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have... enthusiasms... What is that which brings me joy? Baseball! A man stands at the plate, he stands alone; that is the time for individual achievement. But in the field? Part. of. a. team." Hmm, gonna need a bigger bat.
Wat you mean Marion Barry is guilty?
--Blondie
"Where da white men at? I's hungry!"
"Fifty percent off everything at The Gap? Let's go!"
The tiara's not working, Aretha. What'd you do with the inaugural hat?
After weeks of enjoyment at the expense of smelly pirate hookers, Dawn spies a Cap This! photo of two women outside of Old Navy...
Whatchoo mean, Barry; I'ze smellin' "fresh as a daisey."
LaQueefa reacts to her visit to Caption This on Thursday.
The stimulus package can take you by surprise.
What Shaniqua looked like just before Lamont hurled up his Olde English "40" all over her.
"No, Queequeg--for the last time, we're looking for a WHITE one!"
Mr. Hankey said...
Obama's Fairy Godmother has had enough. Changing street rats into congressional leadership was one thing - but turning tax cheats into cabinet members??
Guaranteed best of - so is SDOB.
baslim
You best tell all them ho's who's been shorting me... Pay-up or it's gonna get all ghetto up in this here hizzy!
Whata ya mean I have to pay taxes!
Rhetorical Questions You Shouldn't Answer #268
The vain Frog Queen of the Congo recoils when one of her drunken subjects (now deceased) candidly replied, "Nope, dat dress don't make you look fat... you IS fat! And doz puffy shoulders cain't downplay yo fat head, neevur."
So; when did James Earl Jones come out of the closet, and why didn't you warn him not to wear a tiara, Sonic?
Remake We Don't Need #3,927: Tyler Perry's Enchanted
Henrietta check list:
Big Tax Refund (Even though I didn't pay any taxes)-Check
New House-Check
Lifetime gasoline-Check
Used Car-Check, What! A used car, Obama clearly said a new car.
Who you callin 'Chocolate Thunder'?
Wha-choo mean dere was a little Chinese girl sitting on this chair when I's sat down?
I just want you guys to know that this lady has adopted several children with disabilities, devotes herself to assisting the poor, and has a Masters in Social Work.
You should be ashamed of yourselves.
When did Dawn change her nick to Shambhala?
"Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. And another order of them buffalo wings."
As we approach the boundaries of "meta" comedy, these "conservatives bloggers," either unaware of or apathetic to the impression they give to the objective observer, actually make fun of themselves unintentionally while attempting to make fun of a black woman. In doing so they hilariously reveal their own personal bigotry, ignorance, and, in some cases, utter lack of anything resembling a sense of humor. Many scientists believe that the "conservative blogger," a delicate, elusive, and belligerent creature found throughout the bowels of the Internet, is unaware of how dumb it looks to the average page visitor. However, a vocal minority believe that they intentionally display their most contemptuous and unattractive moments as a natural attractive response, much like a pheromone, directed at other conservative bloggers in order to win their approval, or "dittoes." These can come in the form of worshipful comments, entries on the other blogger's website that are basically paraphrased reworkings of the original admired post, or just plain ol' internet fellatio. This creature must be thoroughly studied and identified in its habitat and its natural range so that it can be preserved and that a future generation might experience their lulz thundering through the open fields of the American Internet.
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