Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Crazee Tiara Head

Aridog

1. Another Obama supporter is dismayed that the magic unicorn bearing her mortgage payoff and lifetime fuel card has not yet arrived.

2. And then, dub woke up.

3. Another person who should be forbidden by law from acting out the diner scene in When Harry Met Sally

4. I CAN HAS UGLY?

5. Unlike Stacy's Mom, LaQueefa's mom has nothing going on.

Best of Army of Dad
Looks like Al Sharpton's love bot has locked up again.

Best of dub
Wha'choo mean mah 40 acres aint be pre-planted with cookie trees??

Best of Army of Dad
The Spike Lee remake of "V" included some prominent black villians.

Best of Matt the K
I had no idea Divine had a black half-sister/brother?

Best of Eric
Henrietta Hughes is informed by an Obama aide that her flight to Tampa has been moved forward and she must depart the innauguration dinner.

Best of dadoctah
The tiara's not working, Aretha. What'd you do with the inaugural hat?

Best of Passionate Conservative
What Shaniqua looked like just before Lamont hurled up his Olde English "40" all over her.

Best of sixdegreesofblondness
"No, Queequeg--for the last time, we're looking for a WHITE one!"

Best of Mr. Hankey
Obama's Fairy Godmother has had enough. Changing street rats into congressional leadership was one thing - but turning tax cheats into cabinet members??

Best of Submariner
So; when did James Earl Jones come out of the closet, and why didn't you warn him not to wear a tiara, Sonic?

Best of attmay
Remake We Don't Need #3,927: Tyler Perry's Enchanted

Best of dadoctah
"Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. And another order of them buffalo wings."

60 comments:

satted said...

What do you expect from a city that produces a mayor like Kwame Malik Kilpatrick?

Army of Dad said...

What do you mean there is no Chocolate City!

satted said...

The new Secretary of State; Barbara-Rose Collins, once Hillary resigns because she is powerless!

Army of Dad said...

Let them eat chicken!

ATDHE

Army of Dad said...

One look at the One's jock was enough to convince her he really is more Arab than African.

Submariner said...

Whatchu mean "Michelle want's her inaugural dress back?"

Army of Dad said...

Looks like Al Sharpton's love bot has locked up again.

Silhouette said...

"But I won."

Army of Dad said...

I guess we know where she was when her laxative kicked in.

satted said...

Hey, this a pay to play city. Show me the money......

Submariner said...

NO WATERMELON?!?!


ATDHE-A

satted said...

Sure, you have have the billion dollar contract, but I will need $50 bucks to secure the deal....

Army of Dad said...

Tina Turner has really let herself go.

Submariner said...

Wait - wait, I'm good at charades - GOT IT!
"Invasion of the Body Snatchers"
What did I win?

Army of Dad said...

"Oh no he di-ent!"

Submariner said...

Since "Snakes on a Plane," Samuel L Jackson will take just about any part...

Army of Dad said...
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Submariner said...

dub is outed.

Army of Dad said...

In the next shot she turns to show the low cut blouse to the camera.

ATDubHE

dub said...

Ceiling Catz weiner just inverted.

Army of Dad said...

"What choo talking about Willis?"

dub said...

Shenaynay required the Underground DumpTruck to get her to the meeting.


ATDHE

dub said...

Wha'choo mean mah 40 acres aint be pre-planted with cookie trees??

Army of Dad said...

The Spike Lee remake of "V" included some prominent black villians.

Army of Dad said...

Just goes to show you that the ghetto plastic surgeon might be cheaper then Beverly Hills, but he ain't no better.

dub said...

Wha'choo mean Vern's cheatin on me??



wv: beast...no way is that random.

dub said...

Wha'choo mean I gots to stop using cookie dough as a personal lubricant??

dub said...

Prior to going into makeup, Oprah stops by to field questions from the press.

dub said...

LaQueefa was shocked to learn that she had just won the Miss Moose-Knuckle 2008 pageant.

satted said...

I want my $100 and a mule.....

Matt the K said...

I had no idea Divine had a black half-sister/brother?

metalgarth said...

Marketing Nell Carter a 'Princess' was the final straw. Walt's frozen zombie seeked vengeance.

Anonymous said...

Henrietta Hughes is informed by an Obama aide that her flight to Tampa has been moved forward and she must depart the innauguration dinner.

Eric

Mr Hankey said...

Henrietta Hughes also tells Obama that she needs a tiara, a big conference table, and a daisy dress.

Mr. Hankey said...

In her meeting with the president, as Henrietta tries to explain why Michelle has to be removed - Joe walks in.

Mr. Hankey said...

Obama's Fairy Godmother has had enough. Changing street rats into congressional leadership was one thing - but turning tax cheats into cabinet members??

Jack Reacher said...

"A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have... enthusiasms... What is that which brings me joy? Baseball! A man stands at the plate, he stands alone; that is the time for individual achievement. But in the field? Part. of. a. team." Hmm, gonna need a bigger bat.

Anonymous said...

Wat you mean Marion Barry is guilty?

--Blondie

Jack Reacher said...

"Where da white men at? I's hungry!"

Jack Reacher said...

"Fifty percent off everything at The Gap? Let's go!"

dadoctah said...

The tiara's not working, Aretha. What'd you do with the inaugural hat?

Submariner said...

After weeks of enjoyment at the expense of smelly pirate hookers, Dawn spies a Cap This! photo of two women outside of Old Navy...

Submariner said...

Whatchoo mean, Barry; I'ze smellin' "fresh as a daisey."

dub said...

LaQueefa reacts to her visit to Caption This on Thursday.

steve o said...

The stimulus package can take you by surprise.

Passionate Conservative said...

What Shaniqua looked like just before Lamont hurled up his Olde English "40" all over her.

sixdegreesofblondness said...

"No, Queequeg--for the last time, we're looking for a WHITE one!"

Anonymous said...

Mr. Hankey said...
Obama's Fairy Godmother has had enough. Changing street rats into congressional leadership was one thing - but turning tax cheats into cabinet members??
Guaranteed best of - so is SDOB.

baslim

molson said...

You best tell all them ho's who's been shorting me... Pay-up or it's gonna get all ghetto up in this here hizzy!

satted said...

Whata ya mean I have to pay taxes!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Rhetorical Questions You Shouldn't Answer #268
The vain Frog Queen of the Congo recoils when one of her drunken subjects (now deceased) candidly replied, "Nope, dat dress don't make you look fat... you IS fat! And doz puffy shoulders cain't downplay yo fat head, neevur."

Submariner said...

So; when did James Earl Jones come out of the closet, and why didn't you warn him not to wear a tiara, Sonic?

attmay said...

Remake We Don't Need #3,927: Tyler Perry's Enchanted

flyovercountry said...

Henrietta check list:

Big Tax Refund (Even though I didn't pay any taxes)-Check

New House-Check

Lifetime gasoline-Check

Used Car-Check, What! A used car, Obama clearly said a new car.

Anonymous said...

Who you callin 'Chocolate Thunder'?

dub said...

Wha-choo mean dere was a little Chinese girl sitting on this chair when I's sat down?

Shambhala said...

I just want you guys to know that this lady has adopted several children with disabilities, devotes herself to assisting the poor, and has a Masters in Social Work.

You should be ashamed of yourselves.

Submariner said...

When did Dawn change her nick to Shambhala?

dadoctah said...

"Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. And another order of them buffalo wings."

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