Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Bubbleheaded Boobie



1. What he sees when Shallow Hal looks at Katie Couric.

2. Trojan's new product is intended to offer protection from having your mind f--ked with.

3. Gesundheit.

4. ORA: Weirdest moment on Oscar Night, the Tribute to Oliver Cromwell.

5. Michelle Obama's newest gown was designed to help with her "problem areas."

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FINALLY! Actual proof of Dawn's head exploding.

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The transformation is complete-- Obamessiah's most ardent female fan becomes one with her Floating Orb of Mind Control.

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World's Largest Snot Bubble

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Bubble Gum+Hiccups. You do the math.

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Pacman really should learn to chew his food better.

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I din't know Howie Mandel was a cross dresser.

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Reminds me of my 9th grade "Living Solar System" science project, 'cept for the boobage.

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Aretha may have a started a trend that cannot be stopped.

31 comments:

metalgarth said...

Getting backstage at a 'Residents' concert requires a slighty different kind of outfit than for a 'Motley Crue' concert

metalgarth said...

I like the old 'Prisoner' TV show better.

dub said...

Tea-bagging....UR DOIN IT RONG!

Tim said...
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sonicfrog said...

When asked if she knew of the whereabouts of her husband, Mrs. Jack-In-The-Box drew a blank.

Anonymous said...

FINALLY! Actual proof of Dawn's head exploding.

Matt the K said...

Hubba Bubba flavor last a really, really, really-- Oh for Pete's sake, Cynthia, stop showboating!




P.S. oops, the prev. one was not meant to be anon...

curly said...

Does this dress make my head look big?

Matt the K said...

The transformation is complete-- Obamessiah's most ardent female fan becomes one with her Floating Orb of Mind Control.

curly said...

Bubble boy in drag.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

ALWAYS READ THE LABEL
Overconsumption of BEANO combined with chili-eating contests may lead to a clinical condition known as "rebound."
Ironically, this caution was printed in LANCET magazine.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

World's Largest Snot Bubble

Jack Reacher said...

BLOW JOB--UR DOIN IT WRONG!

Mr. Hankey said...

Julie ran out of the restaurant after her blind date told her he expected a little head tonight...

Mr. Hankey said...

HR Pufnstuf - The Exploratory Years

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Mattel's first anatomically-correct Bobblehead Barbie doll sold like hotcakes at NASCAR events.

Editor's Note: Babe has decent-sized boobs, and barely discernable through the sheer dress looks to be a nice slim figure.

Mr. Hankey said...

When a bag over her head just isn't enough...

satted said...

Now I know where the Obama campaign got the logo from!

Tim said...

#BrainCandy Grand Mothers second worse memory!

Jack Reacher said...

Bubble Gum+Hiccups. You do the math.

dadoctah said...

TV's "The View": a visual metaphor for men.

wv: foosity. I don't know what it means, but I'll bet I've done it.

dadoctah said...

"Oh, wow! Everything is so--so *pink*!"

molson said...

Now I understand The Dear Leader's fiscal policy perfectly.

molson said...

Pacman really should learn to chew his food better.

Rodney Dill said...

San Francisco remake of The Prisoner

Rodney Dill said...

"Gesunheit!"

Rodney Dill said...

I din't know Howie Mandel was a cross dresser.

Submariner said...

Worst.Nostril.Cum.Bubble.Ever.

Submariner said...

Reminds me of my 9th grade "Living Solar System" science project, 'cept for the boobage.

Submariner said...

Once they figured out a gimmick to hide her face, Sarah Jessica Parker was a natural to star in "Mannequin 3; My date has a woody."

dadoctah said...

Aretha may have a started a trend that cannot be stopped.