Best of flyovercountry
OK, you can be on top, I really don't want to kill you.
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Vin Diesel's girlfriend is HUGE!
Best of Jack Reacher
"You know, the Ghost of 1970 is just not as scary as I expected."
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"Yeah, lady, I'm drunk. I usually am. Anybody who caught me on that reality show knows that. But I've never been that drunk."
Best of Oiao
Mini Me Thinks "mmmmm, I can see a Cheeto in there, but is it really worth loosing a hand?"
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So *that's* what Mama Cass was choking on!
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Jabba the Hutt negotiates a deal with a bounty hunter from the Roloff System
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Mommy?
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The pair was invited to the Astronomical Society's conference to demonstrate how large globular clusters attract dwarf stars.
38 comments:
Hey look, I need to know if I'm wasting my time, are all your body parts proportional to your height?
Mini Me Thought Bubble:
If one of them escapes, I'm history.
OK, you can be on top, I really don't want to kill you.
Vin Diesel's girlfriend is HUGE!
"You know, the Ghost of 1970 is just not as scary as I expected."
"Okay, ready? I'm the Stimulus Package, and you're the little bitty taxpayer. Bwahahahahahhaha!"
"Give me some space. Some guy dressed as Darth Vader grabbed me and called me Elmo today. It hasn't been a good day."
"...and you'll never guess what Dub said to me."
"Oh, I think I can."
"Now I know why you look familiar, Girl; you're wearing the bed spread from the Courtyard hotel in Moline, Illinois.
Robert Reich discovers that, while some women think bald men are sexy, he probably made a mistake shaving his head.
"Army of Mom called. She wants her outfit back."
"Yeah, lady, I'm drunk. I usually am. Anybody who caught me on that reality show knows that. But I've never been that drunk."
wv: weepormi. No friggin' way.
A single thought in both minds: "Mike Myers is a dead man!"
Mini Me Thinks "mmmmm, I can see a Chito in there, but is it really worth loosing a hand?"
Inb4 dub's fat jokes!
*but seriously, at least wears it well.
The succubus distracts with her feminine charms while the jaw unhinges to bite your friggin' head off.
Advantages:
15. A coach seat feels like first class.
16. "A" cups feel like "C" cups.
17. A Cavelier feels like a DHL.
18. EE's feel like GGG's.
19. You can go places other men can't.
I thought this was a picture of baby triplets until I noticed the dress.
So *that's* what Mama Cass was choking on!
Vern thought bubble: They are as big as my head, hell they are almost as big as me!
Poor Vern Troyer, the only work he can get is holding up her tits.
A new villian tells mini-me to get in mah P---y!
Jabba the Hutt negotiates a deal with a bounty hunter from the Roloff System
Mommy?
Savvy casting means no special effects needed in the remake of the 1958 sci-fi horror classic - Attack of the 50 Foot Wide Woman. Little people extras will literally be crushed like ants.
Cutting room floor clippings will be reused in a remake of the cheesecake spoof - "Attack of the 60-foot Centerfold" - with the part of the fold played by rolls of fat.
WordVerify: dowfints - what inner city kids watch at Sea World.
New WordVerify after an edit: hunhaws - boobs on Atilla's missus
What Kirsty Alley's singing to the Lollipop Kid in this off Broadway musical version of the Wizard of Oz, OBGYN - "Put on your spelunker hat and follow my yellow brick road."
WordVerify: appyrog - a rog that got lucky
Thanks for running this photo of dub and his mum, V. It goes a long way in explaining his usual posts...
"I said, I could just eat you up!"
"I said, Guess why my finger is red!"
Fingerectomy at Mo's or How a fattie brings a guy to HER knees.
MiniMe's Panicky Thawt Bubble -"OWWW... fingers ... glass rim... caught... numb... make it stop!"
The pair was invited to the Astronomical Society's conference to demonstrate how large globular clusters attract dwarf stars.
This was a geek joke. If you didn't laugh, Mensa says your IQ is under 120.
Vader and Elmo sans costume
Breast stunt double
Come here, baby it is dinner time!
MiniMe knew he was safe. At the very most, he constituted a "snack", hardly worth the effort to chew.
Vern was deeply saddened to realize that while he was a successful actor, his two twin brothers could only find bit work.
Uh... Bronsky?... Uh... No thank you.
"I SAID, DO YOU WANT TO GO SPLUNKING?"
(Yes, I know it's too late, but I just now thought of it.)
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