Friday, February 06, 2009

Bless The Little Man

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Best of flyovercountry
OK, you can be on top, I really don't want to kill you.

Best of Jack Reacher
Vin Diesel's girlfriend is HUGE!

Best of Jack Reacher
"You know, the Ghost of 1970 is just not as scary as I expected."

Best of dadoctah
"Yeah, lady, I'm drunk. I usually am. Anybody who caught me on that reality show knows that. But I've never been that drunk."

Best of Oiao
Mini Me Thinks "mmmmm, I can see a Cheeto in there, but is it really worth loosing a hand?"

Best of Matt the K
So *that's* what Mama Cass was choking on!

Best of metalgarth
Jabba the Hutt negotiates a deal with a bounty hunter from the Roloff System

Best of lawhawk
Mommy?

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The pair was invited to the Astronomical Society's conference to demonstrate how large globular clusters attract dwarf stars.

38 comments:

flyovercountry said...

Hey look, I need to know if I'm wasting my time, are all your body parts proportional to your height?

flyovercountry said...

Mini Me Thought Bubble:

If one of them escapes, I'm history.

flyovercountry said...

OK, you can be on top, I really don't want to kill you.

Jack Reacher said...

Vin Diesel's girlfriend is HUGE!

Jack Reacher said...

"You know, the Ghost of 1970 is just not as scary as I expected."

Jack Reacher said...

"Okay, ready? I'm the Stimulus Package, and you're the little bitty taxpayer. Bwahahahahahhaha!"

Jack Reacher said...

"Give me some space. Some guy dressed as Darth Vader grabbed me and called me Elmo today. It hasn't been a good day."

Jack Reacher said...

"...and you'll never guess what Dub said to me."
"Oh, I think I can."

Jack Reacher said...

"Now I know why you look familiar, Girl; you're wearing the bed spread from the Courtyard hotel in Moline, Illinois.

Jack Reacher said...

Robert Reich discovers that, while some women think bald men are sexy, he probably made a mistake shaving his head.

Jack Reacher said...

"Army of Mom called. She wants her outfit back."

dadoctah said...

"Yeah, lady, I'm drunk. I usually am. Anybody who caught me on that reality show knows that. But I've never been that drunk."

wv: weepormi. No friggin' way.

dadoctah said...

A single thought in both minds: "Mike Myers is a dead man!"

Oiao said...

Mini Me Thinks "mmmmm, I can see a Chito in there, but is it really worth loosing a hand?"

ochagirl said...

Inb4 dub's fat jokes!

*but seriously, at least wears it well.

Bear said...

The succubus distracts with her feminine charms while the jaw unhinges to bite your friggin' head off.

steve o said...

Advantages:

15. A coach seat feels like first class.

16. "A" cups feel like "C" cups.

17. A Cavelier feels like a DHL.

18. EE's feel like GGG's.

19. You can go places other men can't.

Matt the K said...

I thought this was a picture of baby triplets until I noticed the dress.

Matt the K said...

So *that's* what Mama Cass was choking on!

Army of Dad said...

Vern thought bubble: They are as big as my head, hell they are almost as big as me!

Army of Dad said...

Poor Vern Troyer, the only work he can get is holding up her tits.

Army of Dad said...

A new villian tells mini-me to get in mah P---y!

metalgarth said...

Jabba the Hutt negotiates a deal with a bounty hunter from the Roloff System

lawhawk said...

Mommy?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Savvy casting means no special effects needed in the remake of the 1958 sci-fi horror classic - Attack of the 50 Foot Wide Woman. Little people extras will literally be crushed like ants.

Cutting room floor clippings will be reused in a remake of the cheesecake spoof - "Attack of the 60-foot Centerfold" - with the part of the fold played by rolls of fat.

WordVerify: dowfints - what inner city kids watch at Sea World.
New WordVerify after an edit: hunhaws - boobs on Atilla's missus

Carpe Phlogiston said...

What Kirsty Alley's singing to the Lollipop Kid in this off Broadway musical version of the Wizard of Oz, OBGYN - "Put on your spelunker hat and follow my yellow brick road."

WordVerify: appyrog - a rog that got lucky

Submariner said...

Thanks for running this photo of dub and his mum, V. It goes a long way in explaining his usual posts...

steve o said...

"I said, I could just eat you up!"

steve o said...

"I said, Guess why my finger is red!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Fingerectomy at Mo's or How a fattie brings a guy to HER knees.

MiniMe's Panicky Thawt Bubble -"OWWW... fingers ... glass rim... caught... numb... make it stop!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The pair was invited to the Astronomical Society's conference to demonstrate how large globular clusters attract dwarf stars.
This was a geek joke. If you didn't laugh, Mensa says your IQ is under 120.

Rodney Dill said...

Vader and Elmo sans costume

Rodney Dill said...

Breast stunt double

Army of Dad said...

Come here, baby it is dinner time!

mega said...

MiniMe knew he was safe. At the very most, he constituted a "snack", hardly worth the effort to chew.

dub said...

Vern was deeply saddened to realize that while he was a successful actor, his two twin brothers could only find bit work.

molson said...

Uh... Bronsky?... Uh... No thank you.

steve o said...

"I SAID, DO YOU WANT TO GO SPLUNKING?"

(Yes, I know it's too late, but I just now thought of it.)