Monday, February 09, 2009

Bad Grup! Bonk-Bonk! On the Head!

By Popular Demand ...
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1. "Um.... um ... ummmmmmmmmmmmm... ow!"

2. The HuffPosters were foiled by yet another obscure, unfathomable CapThis! threadline.

3. Chairman 0 escorts 'Harvey' --- the invisible stimulus benefit --- into his helicopter.

4. It would have been even more embarrassing if David Axelrod hadn't made him zip up his fly before exiting the chopper.

5. "Where da white women... THUMP!"

Best of Whacko
O disposes of the girl's new puppy - at 5,000 ft. Damned thing crapped in the oval office.

Best of Rodney Dill
Obumble Ostumble, Oh humble

Best of The Watcher
'D'OHbama!'

Best of Mr Hankey
Crossing the Potomac - Obama stops briefly to turn the water to wine.

Best of Army of Dad
Obama was just fine as doctors could find a brain, and thusly no brain damage. (On the other hand, if the door had hit his ass on the way out, he'd be in a coma - V)

Best of Army of Dad
Even the helicopter is trying to knock some sense into BO.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Sorry, Robert Reich; you must be THIS tall to ride this helicopter!"

Best of molson
Metal hard! Brain hurt now.

Best of Submariner
I'll take "Things You'll NEVER Hear John Stewart Say" for $2000, Alex.
And the answer is; "...and now, for your moment of Zen - President Barak Hussein Obama tries to board Marine One."

Best of Jay Guevara
"That should put 'paid" to that 'natural athletes' crap."

Best of JDLaw
"Funny. When I first rode this thing, my head fit!"

Best of Mr. Right
Metal health will drive you mad!

48 comments:

Whacko said...

O disposes of the girl's new puppy - at 5,000 ft. Damned thing crapped in the oval office.

Rodney Dill said...

Obumble Ostumble, Oh humble

The Watcher said...

'D'OHbama!'

Rodney Dill said...

"I meant to do that."

Mr Hankey said...

Crossing the Potomac - Obama stops briefly to turn the water to wine.

Mr Hankey said...

Obama feed crumbs to the Right Wingers.

Mr Hankey said...

Nancy Pelosi's marionette strings get caught up in the helicopter blades for a moment.

Army of Dad said...

Looks like the chopper gave BO a little stimulus too.

Army of Dad said...

Poor pilot will be sent off to a reeducation camp now after failing to stretch the door frame enough for the One to walking upright.

Army of Dad said...

Left wing bloggers are trying to find a way to blame this on John Roberts too.

Army of Dad said...

"We are changing our callsign to Marine Corps Dumb."

Army of Dad said...

Obama was just fine as doctors could find a brain, and thusly no brain damage.

Army of Dad said...

Obama, in a heroic attempt to kill the evil alien living in the back of his skull, ends up just looking stupid.

Army of Dad said...

At least he was trying to get in through the door this time.

Army of Dad said...

Even the helicopter is trying to knock some sense into BO.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Man, I likes dis new deodorant... Chitlins & Watermelons by Keister Herpes.
Almost completely masks the scent of a Socialist.

Submariner said...

Thought Bubble; "No problem - my press will edit this out..."

Submariner said...

NYT-wits headline next day:
GEORGE W BUSH SHRANK CHOPPER DOORS

Submariner said...

ORA:

Sky King he ain't...

The Man said...

Ouch - I thought this was a window

Jack Reacher said...

Fortunately the Spendulus Bill includes grants for Bill Ayers and Noam Chomsky to examine the exclusionary, dictatorial design of aircraft doors in America.

Jack Reacher said...

"Sorry, Robert Reich; you must be THIS tall to ride this helicopter!"

Mr. Right said...

We all thought we were getting another Jimmy Carter, but it looks like we wound up with another Gerry Ford instead!

molson said...

Metal hard! Brain hurt now.

Submariner said...

♪ Bang - bang 'Bama's door-frame came down upon his head...♪

Submariner said...

I'll take "Things You'll NEVER Hear John Stewart Say" for $2000, Alex.

And the answer is; "...and now, for your moment of Zen - President Barak Hussein Obama tries to board Marine One."

Atomic Lib Smasher said...

Somehow the mainstream media will find a way to blame George W. Bush for hurting the Messiah.

prince of leaves said...

Messiah thought bubble: "Oh sure, they'll laugh at this now...but in six months time none shall dare raise his eyes high enough to witness my latest clumsy screwup."

Jay Guevara said...

1) "Damn that George Bush! I knew I should've gone in through the window!"

2) "When Chevy Chase did this sort of thing, everyone that it was great!"

Jay Guevara said...

"That should put 'paid" to that 'natural athletes' crap."

mega said...

"Hey, is this thing with the red and white stripes on it supposed to be here?"

mega said...

Chris Matthews: "Obama's enormous personal stature led to a small altercation today with the Pres Copter's door, which only sick right-wing nut jobs would even think to make fun of."

Maureed Dowd: "The small stature of previous presidents, both literally and figuratively, left Obama frustrated with the diminutive dimensions of his personal gateway to the skies."

mega said...

Thought bubble: "Please tell me Harry Flanagan the Pathological Liar is not actually the pilot of this thing."

JDLaw said...

"Funny. When I first rode this thing, my head fit!"

GregMan said...

After this incident, the entire press corps went aroung bashing their heads on door jambs, just to be like their hero.

wv: unhaboxi - not haboxi

GregMan said...

The next day a warning sign appeared on Marine One - WARNING - MORONS MUST DUCK TO ENTER.

GregMan said...

I hope Marine One wasn't hurt.

Kaptain Krude said...
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GregMan said...

The Holy One was momentarily distracted by the thought of all those liberal women who want to have sex with him.

Kaptain Krude said...

"I said there's a new sheriff in tow.. *CLONK*"

wv: chipsy - that drunk feeling you have from eating too many chips. Or am I the only one who gets that feeling?

Anonymous said...

Marine One pilot wonders if just one more toggle on the lift cable he slipped around 'that one's neck won't put all of America out of his misory once and for all.

Mr. Right said...

Metal health will drive you mad!


(Hmmmmm... Am I showing my age with this one?)

flyovercountry said...

CNN coverage of the Obama head banging incident.

"As the president leaves on Marine One, he pretends to accidentally bang his head on the side of the helicopter. He did this to show the citizens that he is actually human, and not the Messiah, as proclaimed. But we know better, don't we America?"

steve o said...

A left-leaning DJ at a radio station I was listening to this morning actually mentioned the head bump -- and he used it to make a dig at Bush!

Okay, now back to caption-making.

steve o said...

This morning, President Obama showed his artistic side by creating some critically acclaimed and impromptu performance art on the Bush years in office.

Said one, "Only a very few performance artists have ever attained such an intersection of transmodal diffusion in a carousel of expression, especially one representing the idea of a homeless wanderer, drifting between the poles of richness and poverty -- art on the cusp of a culture. Bush is Hitler. LONG LIVE FARC!!"

attmay said...

It's all in vain, because it wasn't hard enough to knock some sense into him.

Matt the Kostume said...

Only too late, the Illuminati operator had realized he'd left the short strings on the puppet.

Matt the Kostume said...

Um...I meant to um... do that. That was my um...impersonation of Chevy Chase...um... impersonating President Ford. Alright?