1. I just want you guys to know that this grotesque human stick figure has adopted several children with eating disorders, devotes herself to bingeing and purging, and has a Masters in Bulimia.
2. I wouldn't hit that for all the money in Christian Bale's swear jar.
3. "I'll take things you couldn't his with two fistfuls of corn for $300, Alex."
4. Inside every fat woman is a skinny woman screaming to get out and eat everything in sight, that's why she's fat.
5. Not even Sigourney Weaver was spared the effects of the Obamafamine of 2011.
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Sergeant Schultz didn't make nearly as much as he'd hoped off that Olin Mills concentraton camp boudouir photo franchise.
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Yo mamma is sooo skinny, she swallowed a grape and three guys left town.
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A human Giacometti statue
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PETA's latest lingerie-driven campaign, "Stop eating, period." was controversial.
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Dip it in batter, deep fry it, and serve it to the new Commander in Chief...
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Environmentalists applauded little Billy's sculpture made only with toothpicks, a Q-tip, tissues, and the hair found in the drain of the Johnson's home.
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Lindsey isn't half the actress she used to be.