1. Before her career in music took off, Amy Winehouse made ends meet by baby-sitting.
2. Snore... grunt... "No Bubbles, I don't want any more Jesus Juice" ... Snore
3. "I don't care if we can't get a sitter, we are going to THIS HISTORIC INAUGURATION! The kids'll be fine on their own for a week or two."
4. The scary part is, the Wal-Mart photo center found nothing unusual about the request.
5. How to tell if the Blue Collar Comedy Tour has been molesting your children.
Best of metalgarth
Fast forward 20 years... Kathryn and Joe's friends wonder why they think "animal crackers and spaghetti-os" are a miracle hangover cure.
Best of The Man
Canadian home-schoolin'
Best of dadoctah
When Alice left to marry Sam the butcher, the Brady household just went all to hell.
Best of Snowdog
"I got her back to my place and I was totally gonna score and then we both passed out on the couch."
"Bummer, dude."
Best of molson
The Rehab Headstart Program was an overwhelming success.
Best of Matt the Kostume
Looks like Britney's got the kids again this weekend.
Best of dub
If that girl isnt careful she's going to have a double chin by the 3rd grade.
Best of Passionate Conservative
...as a matter of fact, I DO remember my first beer. Here's a polaroid of the event.
Best of Army of Dad
No, it's ok. They are way too young to drive and too short to reach the pedals in any event.
Best of prince of leaves
Me and the kids would still be partying if the ex hadn't turned those pictures over to the Friend of the Court.
Best of Rodney Dill
Redwings fans start young
Best of mklasing
After receiving mortgage assistance, a free tv converter and a $1000 from the government, this unemployed family of Democrats used the extra money to buy necessities.
Best of satted
And when I grow up I want to be a union work at GM....
Best of Submariner
Child care will be provided with your ticket to Monster-Truck XII!
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Susie's chances of being accepted to Montessori School were totally blown when the admissions officer found this suggestive facebook pic.
SuperNanny wept.
Lurleen and Cletus became the laughing stock of the trailer park when it was learned they were punks who couldn't hold their liquor.
Rayleen and her WalMart lab coworker were finally outraged enough to make a report, cuz them kids was drinkin' CANADIAN beer and that just ain't right.
The end result of giving your offspring 'Spuds MacKenzie' dolls before they can handle it
Little Katie and Joey ages... er... BAC's .04 and .03 respectively
Fast forward 20 years... Kathryn and Joe's friends wonder why they think "animal crackers and spaghetti-os" are a miracle hangover cure.
Canadian home-schoolin'
When Timmy and Amanda wanted Hope, they drank. Then they needed Change.
Better than Nyquil
Young babysitter's homemade ad demonstrates how she handles unruly kids. - UR doing it wrong!
OR
Closet Crib Drinkers
Nightline exposes the real reason why urchins continuously vomit.
(as a confirmed non-spawner, I've always suspected this despite protestations from the ringing biological clocks sect)
Future AA members and mandatory auto breathalyzer users...
->> condemned by MADD
->> defended by ambulance chasers
->> ignored by medical research
->> preyed upon by revenue-hungry bureaucrats
This scene was responsible for the cancellation of Jeff Foxworthy's new reality show "Trailer Park Latchkey Kidz" -
Bridgette's eyes fluttered and she mumbled, "When the cat's away, the mice will... unnnggghhh BLEECCCCHHHH"
SSDD
When Alice left to marry Sam the butcher, the Brady household just went all to hell.
After a rough day on the playground, there's nothing wrong with a couple of beers to unwind.
What happens when you let your kids watch MTV.
WV chimp, the kid's father.
While mom was at the Drunk Chick picnic, the kids decided to unwind a little.
"I got her back to my place and I was totally gonna score and then we both passed out on the couch."
"Bummer, dude."
The Rehab Headstart Program was an overwhelming success.
Typical snapshot from Paris Hilton's baby picture album.
Looks like Britney's got the kids again this weekend.
It takes a village of idiots.
Duffboy says OHhhhh YEAAHHHH!!!
I don't know what's worse, that kids are getting drunk, or their bad taste in beer.
If that girl isnt careful she's going to have a double chin by the 3rd grade.
Liberals were outraged when the picture became public. How COULD these parents use a pacifier without a proper, prominently displayed warning label?
...as a matter of fact, I DO remember my first beer. Here's a polaroid of the event.
No, it's ok. They are way too young to drive and too short to reach the pedals in any event.
When they grow up they will switch to a real beer.
'ow to Speak Australian
Babysitter.
Me and the kids would still be partying if the ex hadn't turned those pictures over to the Friend of the Court.
"'Cause it's whose clues? Blue's Clues!"
The surprise was that Inigo even remembered his father after he grew up.
Redwings fans start young
Rodney Dill said...
Redwings fans start young
Oh no you di'n't!
Two young Penguins' fans ease their pain following the 08 Stanley Cup final game.
Oh no you di'n't!
...yes I did, and I'm a Redwings fan too.
Telebubblies
Bubba always made sure the kids got a full night's sleep.
Adolf Hitler Campbell and his sister, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell show why New Jersey CPS really took them from their parents.
Wha-a-a-at?
One of 'em had a toothache, I think...
After receiving mortgage assistance, a free tv converter and a $1000 from the government, this unemployed family of Democrats used the extra money to buy necessities.
Ah the memories...
Hey, lets go get tatoo'ed....
Hey, isn't that mom out on the picnic table?
And when I grow up I want to be a union work at GM....
When Benadryl isn't enough...
Child care will be provided with your ticket to Monster-Truck XII!
Mom, Dad you look so young in that photo....
NASCAR had gott'en so boring...
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