Monday, January 26, 2009

You rang?

AM42

1. "Hey kids! Guess what celebrity is fellating me behind the door and win a trip to Caracas! First hint: Mystic River. More to come! Bye!"

2. Next week on The Obamas, whacky next door neighbor Hugo drops by to advise on economic policy.

3. "H-e-e-e-e-e-e-r-e-s Hugo!"

4. ORA: Seeing what was coming out of his closet, Binkley prayed, "Please, can I just have the snorklewhacker back?"

5. "There! Narnia is collectivized, the White Witch is in charge, and Aslan is imprisoned with all the other dissidents."

Best of GregMan
"Where da white women at?"

Best of Jay Guevara
"What am I bid for this fine example of decadent capitalist doors?"

Best of Chrees
Without fellow Stooges Fidel and Sean, the "Hello!" routine fell horribly flat.

Best of Matt the K
I'm not wearing any pantalones. Film at 11.

Best of Snowdog
Mom, Dad! Hugo Chavez won't come out of the closet!

Best of molson
You mean there's still one profitable company left for me seize? Yesssss!

Best of dadoctah
When you open the door, will your Mystery Date be a dream...or a dud?

Best of Rodney Dill
I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you... and please don't call me Shirley.

Best of dub
SOUTH AMERICAN GLORY HOLE....TOO HI BUT RITE SIZE.

35 comments:

GregMan said...

"Where da white women at?"

GregMan said...

"Hey Obama, the strippers are here! Let's paaarty!"

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Most people are unhappy when they find a pink slip in their pay envelope, but not Hugo. Thanks, Enzyte!

metalgarth said...

"Candygram for Mongo!"

Jay Guevara said...

"Let's check the list to see who's our next lucky contestant before the People's Tribunal! Someone who believes in democracy, come on down!"

Jay Guevara said...

"What am I bid for this fine example of decadent capitalist doors?"

Jay Guevara said...

"He's making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who's naughty and who's gonna be executed, Hugo Chavez is coming to town!"

Jay Guevara said...

"My very own secret police force? Ah, you guys - you shouldn't have! This is bestest birthday gift ever!"

Chrees said...

Without fellow Stooges Fidel and Sean, the "Hello!" routine fell horribly flat.

Chrees said...

Venezuela can be forgiven for its screams when the latest addition to Monsters, Inc. jumped out of the nation's closets.

Chrees said...

"Of course it's a red tie. Have you been paying attention?"

Matt the K said...

I'm not wearing any pantalones. Film at 11.

Matt the K said...

I don't care if you do represent The Lollipop League. No one gets in to see El Wizard!

Matt the K said...

I'm your host Hugo Leech. Welcome to "Lifestyles of the Rich and Dangerous".

sonicfrog said...

ORA: "It's a note from Mandy.... He Really Really Likes Me!!!!"

sonicfrog said...

Oh Senor Don Chavez was a cat
On a high red roof Don Chavez sat
He went there to read a letter,
Meow, meow, meow
Where the reading light was better,
Meow, meow, meow
'Twas a love note for Don Chavez

Mr Hankey said...

On the next "Let's Make A Deal", Hugo shows Sean Penn what he's sold out for what's behind Door Number 3.

Snowdog said...

Mom, Dad! Hugo Chavez won't come out of the closet!

Snowdog said...

AP-Caracas

Hugo Chavez plays peek-a-boo with 7-year old Juanita Ramirez, shortly before killing her in front of her father to punish him for printing pro-Yankee Imperialist leaflets.

flyovercountry said...

Hey guys, I'm next to speak here at the UN. I'm gonna pimp Obama, but just a little. His wife kind of scares me.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Yo, Meester Bush, theez door we finally unlock for you. All is forgeevin, no?

WordVerify: tacuro - bell
fast food wetback employer with huge methane footprint

Jack Reacher said...

"Sock it to me! No, seriously, if you do, I'll have you killed."

Jack Reacher said...

The next applicant to take Rosie's place on The View arrives for his audition.

molson said...

You mean there's still one profitable company left for me seize? Yesssss!

dadoctah said...

When you open the door, will your Mystery Date be a dream...or a dud?

molson said...

Hey I won the award for Commie Rat Bastard of the Year! Who said nationalizing all those companies wouldn't pay off?

Jay Guevara said...

Chavez leaving a meeting of the DNC: "They like me! They really like me!"

Double the U said...

Hey, its a valentine... from Obama!

Rodney Dill said...

I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you... and please don't call me Shirley.

Rodney Dill said...

"Hey... I found another vote for Al Franken!"

WV: dinglab

dub said...

SOUTH AMERICAN GLORY HOLE....TOO HI BUT RITE SIZE.

Mr. Right said...

Someone knockin' at the door, somebody ringin' the bell... Someone knockin' at the door, somebody ringin' the bell... Do me a favor, open the door and let 'em in!

Uncle Evo, Mister Sean
Brother Raul, Lil' Kim Jong
Uncle Mahmoud, Vlad Putin
Open the door... let 'em in!




Too good to make it up...
Word verification: inonada

steve o said...

A little known historical fact: Before making it a two-bit dictator, Hugo made a little extra coin doing singing candygrams.

mega said...

"With every barrel of oil, get a free antique door from the Presidential Mansion!" The global financial meltdown affected everyone, but it hit third-world thug dictators particularly hard.

Jay Guevara said...

"Hey, kids, what time is it?"