1. "Hey kids! Guess what celebrity is fellating me behind the door and win a trip to Caracas! First hint: Mystic River. More to come! Bye!"
2. Next week on The Obamas, whacky next door neighbor Hugo drops by to advise on economic policy.
3. "H-e-e-e-e-e-e-r-e-s Hugo!"
4. ORA: Seeing what was coming out of his closet, Binkley prayed, "Please, can I just have the snorklewhacker back?"
5. "There! Narnia is collectivized, the White Witch is in charge, and Aslan is imprisoned with all the other dissidents."
Best of GregMan
"Where da white women at?"
Best of Jay Guevara
"What am I bid for this fine example of decadent capitalist doors?"
Best of Chrees
Without fellow Stooges Fidel and Sean, the "Hello!" routine fell horribly flat.
Best of Matt the K
I'm not wearing any pantalones. Film at 11.
Best of Snowdog
Mom, Dad! Hugo Chavez won't come out of the closet!
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You mean there's still one profitable company left for me seize? Yesssss!
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When you open the door, will your Mystery Date be a dream...or a dud?
Best of Rodney Dill
I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you... and please don't call me Shirley.
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SOUTH AMERICAN GLORY HOLE....TOO HI BUT RITE SIZE.
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"Where da white women at?"
"Hey Obama, the strippers are here! Let's paaarty!"
Most people are unhappy when they find a pink slip in their pay envelope, but not Hugo. Thanks, Enzyte!
"Candygram for Mongo!"
"Let's check the list to see who's our next lucky contestant before the People's Tribunal! Someone who believes in democracy, come on down!"
"What am I bid for this fine example of decadent capitalist doors?"
"He's making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who's naughty and who's gonna be executed, Hugo Chavez is coming to town!"
"My very own secret police force? Ah, you guys - you shouldn't have! This is bestest birthday gift ever!"
Without fellow Stooges Fidel and Sean, the "Hello!" routine fell horribly flat.
Venezuela can be forgiven for its screams when the latest addition to Monsters, Inc. jumped out of the nation's closets.
"Of course it's a red tie. Have you been paying attention?"
I'm not wearing any pantalones. Film at 11.
I don't care if you do represent The Lollipop League. No one gets in to see El Wizard!
I'm your host Hugo Leech. Welcome to "Lifestyles of the Rich and Dangerous".
ORA: "It's a note from Mandy.... He Really Really Likes Me!!!!"
Oh Senor Don Chavez was a cat
On a high red roof Don Chavez sat
He went there to read a letter,
Meow, meow, meow
Where the reading light was better,
Meow, meow, meow
'Twas a love note for Don Chavez
On the next "Let's Make A Deal", Hugo shows Sean Penn what he's sold out for what's behind Door Number 3.
Mom, Dad! Hugo Chavez won't come out of the closet!
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Hugo Chavez plays peek-a-boo with 7-year old Juanita Ramirez, shortly before killing her in front of her father to punish him for printing pro-Yankee Imperialist leaflets.
Hey guys, I'm next to speak here at the UN. I'm gonna pimp Obama, but just a little. His wife kind of scares me.
Yo, Meester Bush, theez door we finally unlock for you. All is forgeevin, no?
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fast food wetback employer with huge methane footprint
"Sock it to me! No, seriously, if you do, I'll have you killed."
The next applicant to take Rosie's place on The View arrives for his audition.
You mean there's still one profitable company left for me seize? Yesssss!
When you open the door, will your Mystery Date be a dream...or a dud?
Hey I won the award for Commie Rat Bastard of the Year! Who said nationalizing all those companies wouldn't pay off?
Chavez leaving a meeting of the DNC: "They like me! They really like me!"
Hey, its a valentine... from Obama!
I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you... and please don't call me Shirley.
"Hey... I found another vote for Al Franken!"
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SOUTH AMERICAN GLORY HOLE....TOO HI BUT RITE SIZE.
♪ Someone knockin' at the door, somebody ringin' the bell... Someone knockin' at the door, somebody ringin' the bell... Do me a favor, open the door and let 'em in!
Uncle Evo, Mister Sean
Brother Raul, Lil' Kim Jong
Uncle Mahmoud, Vlad Putin
Open the door... let 'em in! ♪
Too good to make it up...
Word verification: inonada
A little known historical fact: Before making it a two-bit dictator, Hugo made a little extra coin doing singing candygrams.
"With every barrel of oil, get a free antique door from the Presidential Mansion!" The global financial meltdown affected everyone, but it hit third-world thug dictators particularly hard.
"Hey, kids, what time is it?"
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