1. "Hey kids! Guess what celebrity is fellating me behind the door and win a trip to Caracas! First hint: Mystic River. More to come! Bye!"
2. Next week on The Obamas, whacky next door neighbor Hugo drops by to advise on economic policy.
3. "H-e-e-e-e-e-e-r-e-s Hugo!"
4. ORA: Seeing what was coming out of his closet, Binkley prayed, "Please, can I just have the snorklewhacker back?"
5. "There! Narnia is collectivized, the White Witch is in charge, and Aslan is imprisoned with all the other dissidents."
Best of GregMan
"Where da white women at?"
Best of Jay Guevara
"What am I bid for this fine example of decadent capitalist doors?"
Best of Chrees
Without fellow Stooges Fidel and Sean, the "Hello!" routine fell horribly flat.
Best of Matt the K
I'm not wearing any pantalones. Film at 11.
Best of Snowdog
Mom, Dad! Hugo Chavez won't come out of the closet!
Best of molson
You mean there's still one profitable company left for me seize? Yesssss!
Best of dadoctah
When you open the door, will your Mystery Date be a dream...or a dud?
Best of Rodney Dill
I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you... and please don't call me Shirley.
Best of dub
SOUTH AMERICAN GLORY HOLE....TOO HI BUT RITE SIZE.