Thursday, January 29, 2009

Why We Like White Girls

The Ref


Best of Double the U
Ahhh, auto-erotica.

Best of The Man
"Uhh this is the front end of the car, where the lights go"

Best of John
Toyota's idea of a "stimulus package"

Best of Army of Mom
That thing got a hemi?

Best of Submariner
She doesn't make ME want a Toyota. She makes me crave a Hummer...

Best of Army of Mom
The whites are finally doing it right.

33 comments:

Matt the K said...

I see they've rolled out this year's Karen Carpenter model.

Double the U said...

Ahhh, auto-erotica.

The Man said...

"Uhh this is the front end of the car, where the lights go"

The Man said...

Times are tough, Toyota just announced a new program...buy a new car get a free lap dance.

John said...

Toyota's idea of a "stimulus package"

metalgarth said...

ohhh... what a feeling to drive a Toyota (model)

vw: undinger!!!!!!!!!!!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

To win the car, Megan had to keep both hands on it longer than the other contestant. She won with the popular BlueBalls Gambit... a special tear-away dress and several hours of dirty talk and nonstop bumping and grinding.

WordVerify: ilingur - oh yes, I definitely would!

Army of Mom said...

That thing got a hemi?

Submariner said...

She doesn't make ME want a Toyota. She makes me crave a Hummer...

Jack Reacher said...

"Can I tell you, I think Toyota sucks....Ooops, there's one right behind me, isn't there?"

Jack Reacher said...

"Here's your new 35mpg car, Speaker Pelosi. I'm sure you'll adjust and, after a time, hardly miss your chauffeured Suburban."

attmay said...

OSR (Obligatory Simpsons Reference): "Do you come with the car?" "Oh you, tee hee hee hee!"

dub said...

Giant Toyota Butt Plug...SORRY, I'M NOT GERMAN.

flyovercountry said...

Model thought bubble:

If one more motor head asks me if he can take me for a ride, I'm going to run over him.

Army of Mom said...

The whites are finally doing it right.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

I didn't fire until I saw the whites of her teeth...


v word - coushun - of which this one ain't got much for the poushun...

Submariner said...

"you asked for it, you got it" only works for the car Mom.

Submariner said...

No, you may NOT "check out my trunk space," Subby.

Submariner said...

Arrested for dangling your kid in a raccoon pen? You really WOULD do just about anything to sniff my undies, wouldn't you dub?

ochagirl said...

I cannot believe you guys. Her dress is pearl, not white.

Srsly.

ochagirl said...

The dress matches the paint job, the flooring matches the seats, and the carpet matches the drapes.

ochagirl said...

Car: New, direct from factory; very little mileage.

Model: Well used, in still good condition with decades of life to be put to good use. (Note ring.)

vw: nolike; V the K, YOU'VE TURNED YOUR VERIFICATION SYSTEM THE GHEY.

ochagirl said...

Getting married at a motor expo? Who are we to judge?

Submariner said...

ochagirl said...
I cannot believe you guys. Her dress is pearl, not white.


Wonder if she'd like a matching necklace?

Submariner said...

It's no mudsuit, but it'll do Miss M.

Army of Dad said...

This model has a wider read end and slim front bumpers to really hug the curves.

dub said...

Richard Gere emulation....U BIT OFF MOR THAN YOU CAN CHOO!!

Buzzhead said...

yeah, but that white girl is posing in front of a foreign car. Real men only drive American made.

sonicfrog said...

Isn't that the new Toyota "Ah Yes"?

VerWord: snochi

Passionate Conservative said...

(thought bubble)"If I keep posing like this, those bastards at Caption This won't be able to comment on my cameltoe.

Buzzhead said...

Real men only drive American made.

I suppose that this would be a bad time to mention that my car was made in Korea.

Buzzhead said...

Um, uh, what was I going to say? One look into those eyes and I plum forgot!