Best of Double the U
Ahhh, auto-erotica.
Best of The Man
"Uhh this is the front end of the car, where the lights go"
Best of John
Toyota's idea of a "stimulus package"
Best of Army of Mom
That thing got a hemi?
Best of Submariner
She doesn't make ME want a Toyota. She makes me crave a Hummer...
Best of Army of Mom
The whites are finally doing it right.
33 comments:
I see they've rolled out this year's Karen Carpenter model.
Ahhh, auto-erotica.
"Uhh this is the front end of the car, where the lights go"
Times are tough, Toyota just announced a new program...buy a new car get a free lap dance.
Toyota's idea of a "stimulus package"
ohhh... what a feeling to drive a Toyota (model)
vw: undinger!!!!!!!!!!!
To win the car, Megan had to keep both hands on it longer than the other contestant. She won with the popular BlueBalls Gambit... a special tear-away dress and several hours of dirty talk and nonstop bumping and grinding.
WordVerify: ilingur - oh yes, I definitely would!
That thing got a hemi?
She doesn't make ME want a Toyota. She makes me crave a Hummer...
"Can I tell you, I think Toyota sucks....Ooops, there's one right behind me, isn't there?"
"Here's your new 35mpg car, Speaker Pelosi. I'm sure you'll adjust and, after a time, hardly miss your chauffeured Suburban."
OSR (Obligatory Simpsons Reference): "Do you come with the car?" "Oh you, tee hee hee hee!"
Giant Toyota Butt Plug...SORRY, I'M NOT GERMAN.
Model thought bubble:
If one more motor head asks me if he can take me for a ride, I'm going to run over him.
The whites are finally doing it right.
I didn't fire until I saw the whites of her teeth...
v word - coushun - of which this one ain't got much for the poushun...
"you asked for it, you got it" only works for the car Mom.
No, you may NOT "check out my trunk space," Subby.
Arrested for dangling your kid in a raccoon pen? You really WOULD do just about anything to sniff my undies, wouldn't you dub?
I cannot believe you guys. Her dress is pearl, not white.
Srsly.
The dress matches the paint job, the flooring matches the seats, and the carpet matches the drapes.
Car: New, direct from factory; very little mileage.
Model: Well used, in still good condition with decades of life to be put to good use. (Note ring.)
vw: nolike; V the K, YOU'VE TURNED YOUR VERIFICATION SYSTEM THE GHEY.
Getting married at a motor expo? Who are we to judge?
ochagirl said...
I cannot believe you guys. Her dress is pearl, not white.
Wonder if she'd like a matching necklace?
It's no mudsuit, but it'll do Miss M.
This model has a wider read end and slim front bumpers to really hug the curves.
Richard Gere emulation....U BIT OFF MOR THAN YOU CAN CHOO!!
yeah, but that white girl is posing in front of a foreign car. Real men only drive American made.
Isn't that the new Toyota "Ah Yes"?
VerWord: snochi
(thought bubble)"If I keep posing like this, those bastards at Caption This won't be able to comment on my cameltoe.
Real men only drive American made.
I suppose that this would be a bad time to mention that my car was made in Korea.
Um, uh, what was I going to say? One look into those eyes and I plum forgot!
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