1. No one expected Obama's kindergarten sex-ed to be conducted in anime.
2. The Japanese have some weird tampon commercials.
3. Nickelodeon wisely passed on Rosie O'Donnell's animated variety show, but Oxygen picked up all 13 episodes.
4. The "Menstrual Torrent of Fury" was an even more feared attack than the "Twin Ghosts of Sigmata."
5. That's no menstrual flow. Nami Sakamoto's latest piercing just went horribly awry.
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Metaphor Alert: "Pandora's Box".
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Wonder twin powers activate, form of Red Tide!
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The Japanese remake of poltergeist was just plain messed up.
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Here is a sneak peak at Planned Parenthood's new logo.
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Why PMS and dropping acid are not a good combo.
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Godzilla admits defeat. Fighting her would make him look like a pervert, and if there's at least one thing Godzilla is not, it's a pervert.
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I would have posted sooner, but I was busy rubbing one out to this.
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Mariyuka vows vengeance on the 6' long furry prehensile yellow schlong that did this to her.
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Oh come on. When did cute little menstruating anime characters start having nipple rings?
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She's not standing in lemonade, folks.
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It took some doing, but finally, we came up with a concept that Disney can't rip off.
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I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Nuking a country does very strange things to its psyche...
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Actually, the muse that inspired "Woodland Critter Christmas" appears just about how I pictured...
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After the Beijing Olympics ended, job opportunities were few and far between for mascots Beibei, Jingjing, Huanhuan, Yingying, and Nini.
Dude. You are one sick intercourse.
Metaphor Alert: "Pandora's Box".
Marikoto was banished to the land of trim and ghosts.
This is wa-rong in so many ways...
"The Vagina Monologues" gets the "Animatrix" treatment.
A new online "Heroes" graphic novel, Maya discovers yet another disturbing aspect to her power.
Oops -- "IN a new..."
The new Tampax marketing campaign aimed at anime-fixated teens proved far too limiting. Oh yeah, and disgusting, too.
The newest effort at explaining menstruation to pre-teens.
Ladies and gentelmen make some noise for your new Detroit Red Wings mascot!
Wonder twin powers activate, form of Red Tide!
The Japanese remake of poltergeist was just plain messed up.
Here is a sneak peak at Planned Parenthood's new logo.
Why PMS and dropping acid are not a good combo.
Hey V, do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?
Somewhere, I picture dub rubbing one out to this.
Fruity Oaty Juice! Make a girl out of a ghost! Fruity Oaty Juice! Make you shoot out of your pants! Drink it all the time! Let it blow your mind... ohh! Fruity Oaty Juice!
I don't want to know what that song made River do...
Well she is skinny enough for dub...
Splish splash I was taking a bath...
Little Red Dripping Hood.
Vampire hentai porn.
Japanese gymnasts go to great lengths to prove their age.
A red sun rises. Blood has been spilled this night.
Dub's family motto: Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.
After getting caught by Myuka's parents, her boyfriend was red faced.
How to chum for landsharks.
Body piercings, ghost summoning and gratuitous nudity. Are we trying to attract a new market segement here or what?
Here is an example of anime that would not be interesting to Michael Jackson.
Anime representation of breaking your hymen.
Note 1: Some aspects greatly exaggerated.
Note 2: "Some" means "everything".
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魔法少女の赤日!!!
ホーリー！！( ・_・）ノ ζ|||ζ
∑(O_O；)Shock！！
Godzilla admits defeat. Fighting her would make him look like a pervert, and if there's at least one thing Godzilla is not, it's a pervert.
I got all the symbolism except this; why's she holding a couple spermies?
I would have posted sooner, but I was busy rubbing one out to this.
Could be worse. At least she isnt fat.
I get like that after Taco Bell. But on the other side. And brown.
wv: comegu Cum Goo???
Mariyuka vows vengeance on the 6' long furry prehensile yellow schlong that did this to her.
So, the two nasty spermies were captured before they swam against the Red Tide and bit little Shimiru in her private place, and everyone lived happily ever after. The End.
Good night, Sally.
Good night, Daddy, and I'm really REALLY sorry I forgot to bring the other book from Mommy's house for you to read!
Oh come on. When did cute little menstruating anime characters start having nipple rings?
Manti San is the spirit of happy menstrual pain. She also is the patron goddess of abortions. She's HUGE in Japan and Russia.
She's not standing in lemonade, folks.
Artsy fartsy ad agency surrealism. The two white blobs are Gitchi and Goomie, tampon and bladder control characters for a Japanese feminine hygiene products maker, soon to star in a scifi movie battling Mothra & Godzilla. Translated title: "PANTSED... Things Get Messy."
A Kotex Corporation's Dream-Come-True!!!
A graphic representation of how you will be having sex with everyone... make that everything... she ever has had sex with.
Captca: kindsmaj - A kind Sergeant Major is hard to find... especially if you've been dating his daughter(s).
It took some doing, but finally, we came up with a concept that Disney can't rip off.
We rebuilt a nuked-out, decimated country for THIS?
You see THIS is EXACTLY why we cant elect a female President. What if she did this all over important legislation???
The Internet allows marketers to attack smaller and smaller niche segments.
Here, a soap company based in Kyushu goes after Japanses men aged 35 to 55.
The Internet allows marketers to attack smaller and smaller niche segments.
Here, a soap company based in Kyushu goes after Japanese men aged 35 to 55.
NPR finds an unbiased artist living in Chelsea to create an image to represent Sarah Palin purging the Replican party of corrupt RINOs.
Oh come on.
Like as married men we don't all experience this every four weeks or so.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Nuking a country does very strange things to its psyche...
Actually, the muse that inspired "Woodland Critter Christmas" appears just about how I pictured...
v word - therant - no way these are random...
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