Saturday, January 17, 2009

When Anime Characters Menstruate



1. No one expected Obama's kindergarten sex-ed to be conducted in anime.

2. The Japanese have some weird tampon commercials.

3. Nickelodeon wisely passed on Rosie O'Donnell's animated variety show, but Oxygen picked up all 13 episodes.

4. The "Menstrual Torrent of Fury" was an even more feared attack than the "Twin Ghosts of Sigmata."

5. That's no menstrual flow. Nami Sakamoto's latest piercing just went horribly awry.

Best of prince of leaves
Metaphor Alert: "Pandora's Box".

Best of Army of Dad
Wonder twin powers activate, form of Red Tide!

Best of Army of Dad
The Japanese remake of poltergeist was just plain messed up.

Best of Army of Dad
Here is a sneak peak at Planned Parenthood's new logo.

Best of Army of Mom
Why PMS and dropping acid are not a good combo.

Best of ochagirl
Godzilla admits defeat. Fighting her would make him look like a pervert, and if there's at least one thing Godzilla is not, it's a pervert.

Best of dub
I would have posted sooner, but I was busy rubbing one out to this.

Best of Matt the k
Mariyuka vows vengeance on the 6' long furry prehensile yellow schlong that did this to her.

Best of molson
Oh come on. When did cute little menstruating anime characters start having nipple rings?

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
She's not standing in lemonade, folks.

Best of dadoctah
It took some doing, but finally, we came up with a concept that Disney can't rip off.

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I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Nuking a country does very strange things to its psyche...

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Actually, the muse that inspired "Woodland Critter Christmas" appears just about how I pictured...

53 comments:

dadoctah said...

After the Beijing Olympics ended, job opportunities were few and far between for mascots Beibei, Jingjing, Huanhuan, Yingying, and Nini.

Army of Mom said...

Dude. You are one sick intercourse.

prince of leaves said...

Metaphor Alert: "Pandora's Box".

Matt the K said...

Marikoto was banished to the land of trim and ghosts.

Matt the K said...

This is wa-rong in so many ways...

prince of leaves said...

"The Vagina Monologues" gets the "Animatrix" treatment.

prince of leaves said...

A new online "Heroes" graphic novel, Maya discovers yet another disturbing aspect to her power.

prince of leaves said...

Oops -- "IN a new..."

Army of Mom said...

The new Tampax marketing campaign aimed at anime-fixated teens proved far too limiting. Oh yeah, and disgusting, too.

Army of Mom said...

The newest effort at explaining menstruation to pre-teens.

Army of Dad said...

Ladies and gentelmen make some noise for your new Detroit Red Wings mascot!

Army of Dad said...

Wonder twin powers activate, form of Red Tide!

Army of Dad said...

The Japanese remake of poltergeist was just plain messed up.

Army of Dad said...

Here is a sneak peak at Planned Parenthood's new logo.

Army of Mom said...

Why PMS and dropping acid are not a good combo.

Army of Mom said...

Hey V, do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?

Army of Mom said...

Somewhere, I picture dub rubbing one out to this.

Army of Dad said...

Fruity Oaty Juice! Make a girl out of a ghost! Fruity Oaty Juice! Make you shoot out of your pants! Drink it all the time! Let it blow your mind... ohh! Fruity Oaty Juice!

I don't want to know what that song made River do...

Army of Dad said...

Well she is skinny enough for dub...

Army of Dad said...

Splish splash I was taking a bath...

Army of Dad said...

Little Red Dripping Hood.

Army of Dad said...

Vampire hentai porn.

Army of Dad said...

Japanese gymnasts go to great lengths to prove their age.

Army of Mom said...

A red sun rises. Blood has been spilled this night.

Army of Dad said...

Dub's family motto: Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.

Army of Dad said...

After getting caught by Myuka's parents, her boyfriend was red faced.

Army of Dad said...
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Army of Dad said...

How to chum for landsharks.

Buzzhead said...

Body piercings, ghost summoning and gratuitous nudity. Are we trying to attract a new market segement here or what?

Buzzhead said...

Here is an example of anime that would not be interesting to Michael Jackson.

ochagirl said...

Anime representation of breaking your hymen.

Note 1: Some aspects greatly exaggerated.

Note 2: "Some" means "everything".

vw: noncityp

ochagirl said...

魔法少女の赤日!!!

ホーリー!!( ・_・)ノ ζ|||ζ

∑(O_O;)Shock!!

ochagirl said...

Godzilla admits defeat. Fighting her would make him look like a pervert, and if there's at least one thing Godzilla is not, it's a pervert.

Submariner said...

I got all the symbolism except this; why's she holding a couple spermies?

dub said...

I would have posted sooner, but I was busy rubbing one out to this.

dub said...

Could be worse. At least she isnt fat.

dub said...

I get like that after Taco Bell. But on the other side. And brown.



wv: comegu Cum Goo???

Matt the k said...

Mariyuka vows vengeance on the 6' long furry prehensile yellow schlong that did this to her.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

So, the two nasty spermies were captured before they swam against the Red Tide and bit little Shimiru in her private place, and everyone lived happily ever after. The End.
Good night, Sally.
Good night, Daddy, and I'm really REALLY sorry I forgot to bring the other book from Mommy's house for you to read!

molson said...

Oh come on. When did cute little menstruating anime characters start having nipple rings?

Tim said...

Manti San is the spirit of happy menstrual pain. She also is the patron goddess of abortions. She's HUGE in Japan and Russia.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

She's not standing in lemonade, folks.
Artsy fartsy ad agency surrealism. The two white blobs are Gitchi and Goomie, tampon and bladder control characters for a Japanese feminine hygiene products maker, soon to star in a scifi movie battling Mothra & Godzilla. Translated title: "PANTSED... Things Get Messy."

sonicfrog said...

A Kotex Corporation's Dream-Come-True!!!

jeff said...

A graphic representation of how you will be having sex with everyone... make that everything... she ever has had sex with.

Captca: kindsmaj - A kind Sergeant Major is hard to find... especially if you've been dating his daughter(s).

dadoctah said...

It took some doing, but finally, we came up with a concept that Disney can't rip off.

Matt the Kostume said...

We rebuilt a nuked-out, decimated country for THIS?

dub said...

You see THIS is EXACTLY why we cant elect a female President. What if she did this all over important legislation???

steve o said...

The Internet allows marketers to attack smaller and smaller niche segments.

Here, a soap company based in Kyushu goes after Japanses men aged 35 to 55.

steve o said...

The Internet allows marketers to attack smaller and smaller niche segments.

Here, a soap company based in Kyushu goes after Japanese men aged 35 to 55.

steve o said...

NPR finds an unbiased artist living in Chelsea to create an image to represent Sarah Palin purging the Replican party of corrupt RINOs.

steve o said...

Oh come on.

Like as married men we don't all experience this every four weeks or so.

Cybrludite said...

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Nuking a country does very strange things to its psyche...

Submariner said...

Actually, the muse that inspired "Woodland Critter Christmas" appears just about how I pictured...


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