Dan Just Dan1. "Hey, when do I get a turn?"
2. "Sorry, Lucky Pierre. This is a 69, not a 666."
3. ORA: Ang Lee presents, Running Hard: The Steve Prefontaine Story.
4. The International Olympic Committee would come to regret picking San Francisco for the 2020 games.
5. "Yes, it's definitely intercourse. But is it sick intercourse?"
Wicked Best of dadoctah
Dammit, why isn't this cowboy inflating?
Best of Army of Dad
The real reason the age of Chinese athletes is so important.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Let me know if his chest rises when I blow."
"Errr...it's not his chest that's rising."
Best of The Man
Guys, we are really perpetrating a soccer stereotype here. Screw it boys, let's dance.
Best of dadoctah
"...and then I saw a tunnel with a bright light at the other end. And I heard ABBA tunes!"
Best of molson
Wait. I'm pretty certain putting that in there won't get him breathing again. Here let me try squeezing these. That ought get him going.
Best of Matt the Kostume
Even though Uday's not in charge anymore, the Iraqi soccer team still shoots their midfielders out of habit.