Tuesday, January 13, 2009

What to do on a date

Dan Just Dan
1. "Hey, when do I get a turn?"

2. "Sorry, Lucky Pierre. This is a 69, not a 666."

3. ORA: Ang Lee presents, Running Hard: The Steve Prefontaine Story.

4. The International Olympic Committee would come to regret picking San Francisco for the 2020 games.

5. "Yes, it's definitely intercourse. But is it sick intercourse?"

Wicked Best of dadoctah
Dammit, why isn't this cowboy inflating?

Best of Army of Dad
The real reason the age of Chinese athletes is so important.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Let me know if his chest rises when I blow."
"Errr...it's not his chest that's rising."

Best of The Man
Guys, we are really perpetrating a soccer stereotype here. Screw it boys, let's dance.

Best of dadoctah
"...and then I saw a tunnel with a bright light at the other end. And I heard ABBA tunes!"

Best of molson
Wait. I'm pretty certain putting that in there won't get him breathing again. Here let me try squeezing these. That ought get him going.

Best of Matt the Kostume
Even though Uday's not in charge anymore, the Iraqi soccer team still shoots their midfielders out of habit.

17 comments:

Army of Dad said...

At least he didn't take off his shorts to celebrate the goal.

Army of Dad said...

He has a little wang in him.

Army of Dad said...

He scored twice in the same minute!

wv: logal
Low gal totals?

Army of Dad said...

When this team builds a wall the guys cover each other's nuts, instead of their own.

Army of Dad said...

I really don't want to know what would have happened if he had hit the post.

Army of Dad said...

The real reason the age of Chinese athletes is so important.

Jack Reacher said...

"Let me know if his chest rises when I blow."
"Errr...it's not his chest that's rising."

Jack Reacher said...

WV: nutti.
That's all. Just wanted to point that out. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

dub said...

If this is what they do to you when you WIN, I cant even imagine what happens if you LOSE!!

The Man said...

Guys, we are really perpetrating a soccer stereotype here. Screw it boys, let's dance.

dadoctah said...

"...and then I saw a tunnel with a bright light at the other end. And I heard ABBA tunes!"

molson said...

What? Another Prop 8 protest? Sheeze.

molson said...

Wait. I'm pretty certain putting that in there won't get him breathing again. Here let me try squeezing these. That ought get him going.

Matt the Kostume said...

Even though Uday's not in charge anymore, the Iraqi soccer team still shoots their midfielders out of habit.

Passionate Conservative said...

BOBBIN FOR GERBILS, UR DUIN' IT RONG

dadoctah said...

Dammit, why isn't this cowboy inflating?

Anonymous said...

These new Chinese speed bumps are causing a ruckus.