Tuesday, January 20, 2009

To Ease the Pain

Natalie Portman in a see-thru gown.



Best of JarJar the B
Meesa gotsa big chubchub!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Is that a light saber in your pocket, Obi-Wan Kenobi, or are you just glad to see all of me?

Best of dub
Well I just answered the age old question of "where will you be when your erection kicks in".

Best of steve o
I think her eyes are saying, "Relax, I know you're not looking at my eyes. It's cool."

Best of Army of Mom
Queen Amidala is young and naive. You will find controlling her will not be difficult.

Best of Army of Mom
Hot chick, you are. Chubby, you give me.

29 comments:

Kaptain Krude said...

*sigh* I love it when she looks at me like that, with those beautiful brown eyes.

Both sets.

Mo K said...

Yeah, but she only half-eases the pain. She's still a liberal.

dub said...

Kaptain Krude said...
*sigh* I love it when she looks at me like that, with those beautiful brown eyes.


I've looked at even the full sized picture, and I swear, I cant see her brown-eye.

Oh...you were being literal. Sorry.

Mr Hankey said...

Still doesn't beat Leia's slave outfit, but your getting there...

JarJar the B said...

Meesa gotsa big chubchub!

Matt the Kostume said...

R2-D2 much preferred having the See-Thru-P.O. drone as his companion.

Matt the Kostume said...

Did I say 'drone'? I meant 'droid'. Proof that I am not nearly nerdy enough.

Julie the Jarhead said...

"I have seen the mountain."

-- Beavis

jeff said...

So cute. So stupid. But that pretty much explains Obama too.

Shambhala said...

Suddenly I feel a thrill go up my leg.

And down. And up. And down.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

FWIW, I believe there's an uncropped shot revealing the underthings that little exhibitionista minx wore with that see-thru outfit.
[cue KFC motto... it's fingerlickin good]
Is that a light saber in your pocket, Obi-Wan Kenobi, or are you just glad to see all of me?

dub said...

Well I just answered the age old question of "where will you be when your erection kicks in".

Robert said...

1) Duct Tape - A must have for when you find the occasional hot liberal.

2) Ever since Phantom Menace...Yum.

steve o said...

I'd like to audition for the part of General Perversius.

Buzzhead said...

Huh. A porn site that I don't have to delete from my internet history. Cool!

Buzzhead said...

Even in a burlap sack that would be worth looking at.

Buzzhead said...

Isn't it time for another set of Star Wars prequels? You know, covering Queen Amidala's adolescent years?

James McEnanly said...

She just received an autographed copy of Wishful Drinking inscribed,"To Mom, with Love"

steve o said...

Darth Vadar has a couple of things to attend to before crushing the rebellion.

steve o said...

She has a couple of good points.

steve o said...

I think her eyes are saying, "Relax, I know you're not looking at my eyes. It's cool."

steve o said...

I hope the stain on the front of my pants won't keep her from signing an autograph for me.

Army of Dad said...

I have just the cream to cover that beauty mark...

dadoctah said...

Isn't it fascinating how they seem to follow you around the room?

Army of Mom said...

Hang out with you guys? I'd just as soon kiss a wookiee.

Army of Mom said...

I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain.

Army of Mom said...

Queen Amidala is young and naive. You will find controlling her will not be difficult.
―a quote by Army of Dad, er, Darth, yeah, Darth Sidious. That's what I meant to say. Because we all know that Army of Dad would never want to control a young and naive girl. No sirree.

Army of Mom said...

Hot chick, you are. Chubby, you give me.

Army of Mom said...

She's wearing too much rouge. Yeah, guys, *whistling* up here. On her cheeks. No, not those cheeks.