1. The world's most uptight crowd surfer.
2. "Is there a chiropactor in the house?"
3. The Obama campaign had no clue Surgeon General nominee Sanjay Gupta was such a prima donna.
4. After staging so many phony casualty photo-ops, the Palestinians are starting to go a little overboard on the choreography.
5. Looks like George Takei is having another one of his sexy parties!
Best of prince of leaves
The Star-Bellied Sneetches would later whitewash their little experiment with ethnic cleansing.
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United Corpses of Benneton
Best of Barco Sin Vela II
The Annual "Raising of the Che" was held at the closing of the Folsom Street Fair.
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The 2009 cast of American Idol rose in unison to nip this year's Sanjaya in the bud.
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I like the old Rush logo much better, but at least this time the dude is wearing pants.
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Hu Jintao requires sacrifice!
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Jim was honored he was invited for barbecue at the lone star polynesian grill, he had never had long pig before.
Best of molson
The One's inauguration day rehearsals seem to be going well.
Best of attmay
Rage Against the Machine going on tour with the Village People? I now officially envy the deaf.
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The Palestinian version of "Jesus Christ Superstar", was not a big hit in the Gaza Strip.
2019: after ten years of rule by the Glorious Living God Obama, the last capitalist in America is ceremonially thrown into a well of piranha by the People's Court.
The Star-Bellied Sneetches would later whitewash their little experiment with ethnic cleansing.
A typical holy-rolling service at the Adventist Church of Madonna.
Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?
The Inaugural Parade rehearsals have already started in West Hollywood.
United Corpses of Benneton
You should have seen the catfight over who got to hold his buns. The women got pretty nasty too.
The Annual "Raising of the Che" was held at the closing of the Folsom Street Fair.
Ceiling Cat showed His displeasure. Ceiling Cat does not like Indian food.
The 2009 cast of American Idol rose in unison to nip this year's Sanjaya in the bud.
The Urugayan version of "Weekend at Bernie's, The Musical" just didn't have the oomph of the original.
In Brazil, they ride their Segueways "Old Skool".
Greg Lougainis and friends prepare his boyfriend for Burial at Pool.
I like the old Rush logo much better, but at least this time the dude is wearing pants.
"...so then Carrie says to Miranda, 'Rough day, give me a big stiff one' and things generally got wierd after that..."
Going to Old Navy is always such a production for Dawn and her friends!
Da-amn; enui has really got a stranglehold on this one!
Looks like Barry has a sore toe-o...
Somehow, the Chinese just don't seem to get the Mosh pit right, no matter how much they try.
Hu Jintao requires sacrifice!
The Chinese re-creation of the ski-lift flasher. Only cheaper. And with more lead.
Jan. 2010: NASA’s space flight simulator program has really suffered under the Obama administration.
A Star Is Sopor.
The sequel to Slumdog Millionaire was funded by the Indian Paralysis Foundation.
When all you have is a nail, everyone looks like a hammer.
When chu couldnt get the loan he wanted, community organizers quickly yelled "form of a catapult", and proceeded to storm the bank
Would a square peg really fit into a round hole?
When john fell back at toastmasters, everyone actually caught him.
Jim was honored he was invited for barbecue at the lone star polynesian grill, he had never had long pig before.
No matter how hard they tried the peoples republic of china could not make a movie to compete with high school musical 13
being a virgin, sam didnt know how to do it, but all his freinds got together to help him mount the fat lady at the circus.
every thursday kabirul gets his toe nails done
"Big deal," sniffed Sanjay's ex-girlfriend. "He's not completely stiff, you know."
The staff at Sanjay's laundry was tired to being told to use more starch. So they used a lot.
The One's inauguration day rehearsals seem to be going well.
GLBT puts on their secular version of "a charlie brown christmas", where charlie now is the tree symbolizing the patriarchal pressures that bring about cultural stiffness. Act II where they plant charlie is a heartwarming and poignent salute to everyman.
Palestinian producers, unfortunately, didn't understand "Blue Screen", and ended up with a documentary of an innocent Gazan boy, murdered by Israeli land-grabbing thugs, carried to his final resting place amongst an outpouring of grief in Havana.
Waitaminnit! I thought we were going to see "Pirates of Penzance"!
Rage Against the Machine going on tour with the Village People? I now officially envy the deaf.
"A little higher on your end. The reception's a little better but there's still some snow...."
Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
Maria said the balls were ready. All together now, LIFT!!
In San Fransisco they celebrate the raising of the fag.
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