Friday, January 09, 2009

The Stiff

Brender

1. The world's most uptight crowd surfer.

2. "Is there a chiropactor in the house?"

3. The Obama campaign had no clue Surgeon General nominee Sanjay Gupta was such a prima donna.

4. After staging so many phony casualty photo-ops, the Palestinians are starting to go a little overboard on the choreography.

5. Looks like George Takei is having another one of his sexy parties!

Best of prince of leaves
The Star-Bellied Sneetches would later whitewash their little experiment with ethnic cleansing.

Best of Matt the Kostume
United Corpses of Benneton

Best of Barco Sin Vela II
The Annual "Raising of the Che" was held at the closing of the Folsom Street Fair.

Best of Matt the Kostume
The 2009 cast of American Idol rose in unison to nip this year's Sanjaya in the bud.

Best of metalgarth
I like the old Rush logo much better, but at least this time the dude is wearing pants.

Best of Passionate Conservative
Hu Jintao requires sacrifice!

Best of Artfldgr
Jim was honored he was invited for barbecue at the lone star polynesian grill, he had never had long pig before.

Best of molson
The One's inauguration day rehearsals seem to be going well.

Best of attmay
Rage Against the Machine going on tour with the Village People? I now officially envy the deaf.

44 comments:

flyovercountry said...

The Palestinian version of "Jesus Christ Superstar", was not a big hit in the Gaza Strip.

prince of leaves said...

2019: after ten years of rule by the Glorious Living God Obama, the last capitalist in America is ceremonially thrown into a well of piranha by the People's Court.

prince of leaves said...

The Star-Bellied Sneetches would later whitewash their little experiment with ethnic cleansing.

prince of leaves said...

A typical holy-rolling service at the Adventist Church of Madonna.

dub said...

Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

paul said...

The Inaugural Parade rehearsals have already started in West Hollywood.

Matt the Kostume said...

United Corpses of Benneton

Matt the Kostume said...

You should have seen the catfight over who got to hold his buns. The women got pretty nasty too.

Barco Sin Vela II said...

The Annual "Raising of the Che" was held at the closing of the Folsom Street Fair.

Matt the Kostume said...

Ceiling Cat showed His displeasure. Ceiling Cat does not like Indian food.

Matt the Kostume said...

The 2009 cast of American Idol rose in unison to nip this year's Sanjaya in the bud.

Matt the Kostume said...

The Urugayan version of "Weekend at Bernie's, The Musical" just didn't have the oomph of the original.

Matt the Kostume said...

In Brazil, they ride their Segueways "Old Skool".

Matt the Kostume said...

Greg Lougainis and friends prepare his boyfriend for Burial at Pool.

metalgarth said...

I like the old Rush logo much better, but at least this time the dude is wearing pants.

Submariner said...

"...so then Carrie says to Miranda, 'Rough day, give me a big stiff one' and things generally got wierd after that..."

Submariner said...

Going to Old Navy is always such a production for Dawn and her friends!

Submariner said...

Da-amn; enui has really got a stranglehold on this one!

Submariner said...

Looks like Barry has a sore toe-o...

Passionate Conservative said...

Somehow, the Chinese just don't seem to get the Mosh pit right, no matter how much they try.

Passionate Conservative said...

Hu Jintao requires sacrifice!

Passionate Conservative said...

The Chinese re-creation of the ski-lift flasher. Only cheaper. And with more lead.

curly said...

Jan. 2010: NASA’s space flight simulator program has really suffered under the Obama administration.

curly said...

A Star Is Sopor.

mega said...

The sequel to Slumdog Millionaire was funded by the Indian Paralysis Foundation.

Artfldgr said...

When all you have is a nail, everyone looks like a hammer.

Artfldgr said...

When chu couldnt get the loan he wanted, community organizers quickly yelled "form of a catapult", and proceeded to storm the bank

Artfldgr said...

Would a square peg really fit into a round hole?

Artfldgr said...

When john fell back at toastmasters, everyone actually caught him.

Artfldgr said...

Jim was honored he was invited for barbecue at the lone star polynesian grill, he had never had long pig before.

Artfldgr said...

No matter how hard they tried the peoples republic of china could not make a movie to compete with high school musical 13

Artfldgr said...

being a virgin, sam didnt know how to do it, but all his freinds got together to help him mount the fat lady at the circus.

Artfldgr said...

every thursday kabirul gets his toe nails done

Jack Reacher said...

"Big deal," sniffed Sanjay's ex-girlfriend. "He's not completely stiff, you know."

Jack Reacher said...

The staff at Sanjay's laundry was tired to being told to use more starch. So they used a lot.

molson said...

The One's inauguration day rehearsals seem to be going well.

Artfldgr said...

GLBT puts on their secular version of "a charlie brown christmas", where charlie now is the tree symbolizing the patriarchal pressures that bring about cultural stiffness. Act II where they plant charlie is a heartwarming and poignent salute to everyman.

mega said...

Palestinian producers, unfortunately, didn't understand "Blue Screen", and ended up with a documentary of an innocent Gazan boy, murdered by Israeli land-grabbing thugs, carried to his final resting place amongst an outpouring of grief in Havana.

dadoctah said...

Waitaminnit! I thought we were going to see "Pirates of Penzance"!

attmay said...

Rage Against the Machine going on tour with the Village People? I now officially envy the deaf.

dadoctah said...

"A little higher on your end. The reception's a little better but there's still some snow...."

Army of Dad said...

Light as a feather, stiff as a board.

Army of Dad said...

Maria said the balls were ready. All together now, LIFT!!

Army of Dad said...

In San Fransisco they celebrate the raising of the fag.