Shorpy 1. "Billy, did I ever tell you about 'Woodstock?'"
2. Barney Frank's "Mrs. Doubtfire" costume didn't fool anyone.
3. Helen Thomas's cameo in 'Christmas Story' had to be edited out to avoid an NC-17 rating.
4. "Don't let the Zionist media poison your mind, Billy. The Fuhrer was a good man!"
5. "Stop being provincial! In Europe, people don't think twice about unconventional relationships."
Update: On a related note... Ewwwwww!
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Mamaw's frequent 'night visits' were one thing, but Dean finally drew the line when she forced him to wear denim skirts.
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No Billy, there is no Grandpa Sam any more. From now on, it's "Grandma Sally".
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So Billy... have you ever seen a geriatric cross-dresser naked?
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"I hope you don't mind sharing the chair, Timmy. Michelle Obama took my couch for her dress."
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The real-life Benjamin Buttons was no Brad Pitt pussy; he stuck around, and the relationship remained conjugal to the bitter end.
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According to his defense attorney, polygamist cult leader Warren Jeffs was himself pimped out as a child bride to then clan matriarch, Bertha P. Dimwiddy, and her 4 butch half-sisters.
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2028: The wide availability of antigeria pills gave rise to a new form of "mixed marriage".
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This time with tongue, Ralphy, or you get another bunny suit at Christmas.
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Where will you be when your grammy's laxative kicks in?
Best of Snowdog
Later, little Billy's despairing parents wondered why a good boy from a stable family had started doing crystal meth.
Best of GregMan
Off the set, the cast of The Golden Girls threw some really wild orgies.
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Granny's gonna make you forget all about those bullies at school. Pucker up!
Best of flyovercountry
You know Timmy, Lassie is not going to save you now.