Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Photo from the Naked Passed Out Drunk Chick Annual Picnic


1. Mom?

2. The last thing Lois remembered, McCain had just lost Florida and the election was in-the-bag.

3. The Dahmer Family's Annual Picnic was always festive, and there were always plenty of leftovers.

4. Mandy Beth done got herself drunk and missed the Rapture.

5. "Naked, drunk, and female is no way to go through life, son."

Wicked Best of Jack Reacher
"Get up, Arianna, it's time for your next posting."

Best of GregMan
To celebrate Chairman Hillary's successful completion of the senate hearings for Secretary of State, a human sacrifice was marinated and laid out on the table.

Best of GregMan
All it took was getting another Clinton into high office for drunk, passed out, naked bimbos to start showing up all over D.C. again.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
"Rode hard, put away wet" Okay, who forgot to put Chunky away?

Best of Matt the K
What happens in Arkansas, stays in Arkansas.

Best of Matt the K
Rayleen overdid it a little after winning West Virginia's Sistercousin of The Year award.

Best of flyovercountry
Paula Abdul, two days after getting the boot off of Idol.

Best of Matt the Kostume
Somehow, the Kentucky school of post-modern nudes just don't stir the soul the same as the Rococo masters.

Best of Matt the Kostume
Welcome to The Beattup Ford Clinic

Best of attmay
How I Met Your Mother: Redneck Edition

Best of Kaptain Krude
Must have been a Republican party. If it had been a Democratic party, she would have been a he, much younger, and a lot more tied-up.

And possibly some bananas.

Best of Army of Dad
I don't think they will last, but the wedding reception was AWESOME!

Best of dadoctah
On February 17th, all your TVs will stop working. Except for one channel that shows this, twenty-four/seven.

Best of satted
A vision of the Republicans on Wednesday of next week.

Best of Dactyl
Sadly, 416 years of rehab was still not enough to keep Lindsey Lohan clean.

Too obscure?

67 comments:

GregMan said...

CapThis Mandatory Caption #75:

"Thursday already?"

GregMan said...

To celebrate Chairman Hillary's successful completion of the senate hearings for Secretary of State, a human sacrifice was marinated and laid out on the table.

GregMan said...

Maybe health can be fun, but beer can be even more fun.

GregMan said...

All it took was getting another Clinton into high office for drunk, passed out, naked bimbos to start showing up all over D.C. again.

GregMan said...

Laugh you may, but this might well be the best way to try to survive the next four years.

Barco Sin Vela II said...

No straight men were present at the picnic, so Buffy decided to nap, perchance to dream.

metalgarth said...

20 years earlier, her father gave her her first LaBatt's Blue.

vw: worst

Jack Reacher said...

"Get up, Arianna, it's time for your next posting."

Jack Reacher said...

Surveying the scene, Maureen Dowd knew her days were numbered if this woman could also type.

Matt the K said...

And this is why, Jimbob, I ain't sure who yer daddy is. But fer some reason I keep picturin' a Skeletor mask.

Matt the K said...

Just put those biker rally sweepings on the table.

Anonymous said...

Well at least she aint' fat. Ugly, pasty, greasy, stupid; yes: fat, no.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"Rode hard, put away wet" Okay, who forgot to put Chunky away?

-or-

No Thursday Babe, no way!
Another tainted white meat recall - too much fat and gristle, and the alcohol content label's missing.

-or-

Ranger Ricky couldn't decide which was the more egregious park violation - loitering, littering or over-liquoring - so he wrote several citations and snapped a photo so the judge could rule.

dub said...

99 bottles of beer on the wall...
99 bottles of beer...
Take one down, sodomize the chubby drunk girl on the picnic table again...
98 bottles of beer on the wall...

Matt the K said...

Amy Winehouse sunbathes and relaxes on holiday.

Matt the K said...

What happens in Arkansas, stays in Arkansas.

Matt the Kostume said...

In Rayleen's trailerpark, you could always tell which day the welfare checks came.

Matt the K said...

Rayleen overdid it a little after winning West Virginia's Sistercousin of The Year award.

dadoctah said...

Shhh! I think I hear the stagecoach heading this way!

dadoctah said...

Watch and see if this isn't the cover shot on Miley Cyrus's 2015 CD.

wv: florsom -- men's dress shoes made by prison convicts.

flyovercountry said...

Paula Abdul, two days after getting the boot off of Idol.

Snowdog said...

Why can't I meet nice girls like that?

Matt the Kostume said...

Trina played possum, cause she knew Unclecousin Jed only liked 'em 'frisky'.

Matt the Kostume said...

Somehow, the Kentucky school of post-modern nudes just don't stir the soul the same as the Rococo masters.

Matt the Kostume said...

Mandy Jo drank so much that eventually a beer bottle sprouted from her armpit.

Matt the Kostume said...

I hate it when pimps don't clean up after themselves.

molson said...

Table dance... UR doing it wrong.

Matt the Kostume said...

Welcome to The Beattup Ford Clinic

molson said...

Inciting a trailer park gang rape... UR doing it right.

Matt the Kostume said...

When Delbert and his buddies finally won a $100 lottery ticket, this is all the beers and stripper they could afford.

Matt the Kostume said...

Aunt Mom always kept a cup of coffee on the table fer wakin' up fresh in the mornings.

Anonymous said...

It puts the lotion on it's skin.

That's a damn shame, someone throwing away a perfectly good white girl.

In contrast to islamic stoning, rednick bottling is relatively mild.

attmay said...

How I Met Your Mother: Redneck Edition

Matt the Kostume said...

Hello, and welcome to Lindsay Lohan's Ozark Vacation!

Nose said...

Turnout at the Obama inauguration was not quite as high as the DC papers predicted.



WV: Warmialt. "That girl is a worker. She warmialt."

satted said...

Who's next?

Snowdog said...

Tammy, are you sure this is the picture you want to use for your Equally Yoked page?

Submariner said...

That must a been one huckuva game a "Twister" last nite, Lerleen!

Submariner said...

Surprisingly, AoM has this outfit, but AoD leaves Shiner Light bottles...

Kaptain Krude said...

Must have been a Republican party. If it had been a Democratic party, she would have been a he, much younger, and a lot more tied-up.

And possibly some bananas.

Kaptain Krude said...

The captain was the first to spot the elusive white whale. "Land ho!", rose the cry, and the chase was on.




I don't believe it, I'm making a dub-like joke. I'll feel better in the morning.

Passionate Conservative said...

Mom? MOM!!!!

Silhouette said...

I'm telling you all, the DAR meetings are a lot more exciting than you'd expect.

Silhouette said...

No, I said set the table with CHInet, not ANNette.

Army of Dad said...

Wow, NASCAR watching parties can sure get out of hand.

Army of Dad said...

I don't think they will last, but the wedding reception was AWESOME!

dadoctah said...

On February 17th, all your TVs will stop working. Except for one channel that shows this, twenty-four/seven.

dadoctah said...

PEPSI PRODUKT PLAYSMENT: UR DOIN IT RONG.

wv: lecker (hell, I don't even know her!)

Kaptain Krude said...

‎Photo from the Naked Passed Out Drunk Chick Annual Picnic

They have picnics? How come nobody ever tells me these things? My invitation must have been lost in the mail.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Hey hey, Boo-Boo, somebody not only stole our pic-a-nic basket, but took our pic-a-nic table as well."

"Let's maul her, Yogi."

Jay Guevara said...

Dateline: Hyannis Port.

curly said...

"OK Curly -- you're next...Sloppy 59th's!"

curly said...

Too much HOPE -- not enough CHANGE.

curly said...

Do not feed the bears...Just get them drunk and get them laid.

Submariner said...

All I can say is:
"MAN! Does SOTG know how to throw a barbeque or what!?!"

Submariner said...

Normally I wouldn't even consider feeding the bares, but I think that just this once time I'll slip this one a wiener...

Whacko said...

Hetro, homo; homo, hetro: Lindsay could never decide so, what the hell, she just took 'em all on.

Submariner said...

Mom of previous two toddlers...

dub said...

Obligatory: Before the movie "When Harry Met Sally" was the lesser known "When AOD Met AOM".

jeff said...

Poor girl - hasn't she been told that G-Strings and thongs can cause medical problems?

satted said...

A vision of the Republicans on Wednesday of next week.

satted said...

GM and Ford party whore after the tax payer gift.....

satted said...

Just another Kennedy soiree.....

satted said...

How else would you expect Ted to leave his hooker?

Dactyl said...

Sadly, 416 years of rehab was still not enough to keep Lindsey Lohan clean.

Too obscure?

wacha said...

Happy Saint Patrick's day

Chrees said...

Wow, thanks for the reminder... I owe a letter to the Public Department of Health's STD clinic...