Best of Jack Reacher
What is that signal? I think she wants me to take third base.
Best of dub
HEY, MOVE YOUR ARMS!! YOU'RE SUFFOCATING THOSE TWO MIDGETS!!
Best of dadoctah
"Hi, I'm Lisa, an operator here at Time-Life...."
Best of steve o
Nice tats.
Best of flyovercountry
A Windows Vista tech support operator that you connect to via computer camera. Once you connect, you forget about the problem.
Best of dub
Inflatable Cowboy has met his match.
Best of Submariner
"Why not? Cause if I moved my arms it would be absolutely clear that it was only 5 degrees..."
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A blonde goes into a Circuit City store with a package under her arm. Says her new TV won't work, and asks for a refund.
Q: Why was she pillaged by the Capital One vikings?
A: She'd bought a microwave.
Sir Paul's reissue of "Tug of War" had a much more appealing album cover.
I wonder where she goes to church?
iPod - UR DOING IT WRONG
I'm feeling pretty religious about this picture already.
wv: plays Well, all right, if you insist.
She's hot, but seriously what's with the freakishly large ear?
To adjust to the Obama-era, Jack Bauer's torture of terrorists includes providing the terrorists with free lap dances and drinks.
Oh Hai! Didn't we play in the park together?
What is that signal? I think she wants me to take third base.
HEY, MOVE YOUR ARMS!! YOU'RE SUFFOCATING THOSE TWO MIDGETS!!
Wait.....those are her what???
Carry on.
"Hi, I'm Lisa, an operator here at Time-Life...."
Is that a Cross or a Crucifix she's wearing -- and do we really care?
Join the cause "Boobs for Jesus".
(OK, do not pass "Go". It's now REALLY official that I'm driving the bus to hell.)
Blonde: Now available in mono.
Her headphones might say Mono, but I'm looking at Stereo. Beautiful, bouncy stereo.
Nice tats.
The modern Church tries to keep up with the times.
A Windows Vista tech support operator that you connect to via computer camera. Once you connect, you forget about the problem.
Bill Gates, you magnificent bastard.
Offensive coordinator for the University of Nebraska with her headphones. Also awarded "Recruiter of the Year", 5 years running.
Y'know... I think I'd give this one TWO moments of my time to tell me about Ron Paul.
"Hi, Subby. In case of a water landing I'll be your personal flotation device..."
And that's when I woke up with a kickstand.
They may not be real, but they ARE magnificent.
v word - GRABSTS - ain't no frakkin way these things are random...
Inflatable Cowboy has met his match.
wv: dubgotabonerfromher What the???
"Hi. I'm your online S&M Dominatrix instructor. Your first lesson is this: You don't get to see anything more of me."
Can I change my answer?
I meant to write, "Join the cause, 'Jugs for Jesus' "
There. I feel better now about going to hell.
And yes, just another reinforcement that I'm blonde.
A: It was one of those annoying afterthoughts.
B: I don't have enough sense to "let it stand as is".
Somebody tell the blonde chick that her headphones don't work because they're plugged into her bellybutton.
"Why not? Cause if I moved my arms it would be absolutely clear that it was only 5 degrees..."
LOL, Subby!
I love large sound canceling ear muffs. Her headphones look cool too.
When Army of Dad shoots his load, the women are so loud - the gal needs hearing protection.
Julie the Jarhead said...
Is that a Cross or a Crucifix she's wearing -- and do we really care?
I don't know, but I just had a religious experience.
wv: folstsyn (full of sin?)
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