Thursday, January 15, 2009

OHAI



Best of Jack Reacher
What is that signal? I think she wants me to take third base.

Best of dub
HEY, MOVE YOUR ARMS!! YOU'RE SUFFOCATING THOSE TWO MIDGETS!!

Best of dadoctah
"Hi, I'm Lisa, an operator here at Time-Life...."

Best of steve o
Nice tats.

Best of flyovercountry
A Windows Vista tech support operator that you connect to via computer camera. Once you connect, you forget about the problem.

Best of dub
Inflatable Cowboy has met his match.

Best of Submariner
"Why not? Cause if I moved my arms it would be absolutely clear that it was only 5 degrees..."

30 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

A blonde goes into a Circuit City store with a package under her arm. Says her new TV won't work, and asks for a refund.
Q: Why was she pillaged by the Capital One vikings?
A: She'd bought a microwave.

Matt the K said...

Sir Paul's reissue of "Tug of War" had a much more appealing album cover.

Dr. Schweaty said...

I wonder where she goes to church?

John said...

iPod - UR DOING IT WRONG

Kaptain Krude said...

I'm feeling pretty religious about this picture already.


wv: plays Well, all right, if you insist.

The Man said...

She's hot, but seriously what's with the freakishly large ear?

The Man said...

To adjust to the Obama-era, Jack Bauer's torture of terrorists includes providing the terrorists with free lap dances and drinks.

Tim said...

Oh Hai! Didn't we play in the park together?

Jack Reacher said...

What is that signal? I think she wants me to take third base.

dub said...

HEY, MOVE YOUR ARMS!! YOU'RE SUFFOCATING THOSE TWO MIDGETS!!

Wait.....those are her what???


Carry on.

dadoctah said...

"Hi, I'm Lisa, an operator here at Time-Life...."

Julie the Jarhead said...

Is that a Cross or a Crucifix she's wearing -- and do we really care?

6degreesofblondness said...

Join the cause "Boobs for Jesus".

(OK, do not pass "Go". It's now REALLY official that I'm driving the bus to hell.)

Robert said...

Blonde: Now available in mono.

Her headphones might say Mono, but I'm looking at Stereo. Beautiful, bouncy stereo.

steve o said...

Nice tats.

steve o said...

The modern Church tries to keep up with the times.

flyovercountry said...

A Windows Vista tech support operator that you connect to via computer camera. Once you connect, you forget about the problem.

Bill Gates, you magnificent bastard.

flyovercountry said...

Offensive coordinator for the University of Nebraska with her headphones. Also awarded "Recruiter of the Year", 5 years running.

Submariner said...

Y'know... I think I'd give this one TWO moments of my time to tell me about Ron Paul.

Submariner said...

"Hi, Subby. In case of a water landing I'll be your personal flotation device..."
And that's when I woke up with a kickstand.

Submariner said...

They may not be real, but they ARE magnificent.




v word - GRABSTS - ain't no frakkin way these things are random...

dub said...

Inflatable Cowboy has met his match.



wv: dubgotabonerfromher What the???

jeff said...

"Hi. I'm your online S&M Dominatrix instructor. Your first lesson is this: You don't get to see anything more of me."

6degreesofblondness said...

Can I change my answer?
I meant to write, "Join the cause, 'Jugs for Jesus' "

There. I feel better now about going to hell.

And yes, just another reinforcement that I'm blonde.
A: It was one of those annoying afterthoughts.
B: I don't have enough sense to "let it stand as is".

Dactyl said...

Somebody tell the blonde chick that her headphones don't work because they're plugged into her bellybutton.

Submariner said...

"Why not? Cause if I moved my arms it would be absolutely clear that it was only 5 degrees..."

6degreesofblondness said...

LOL, Subby!

Army of Dad said...

I love large sound canceling ear muffs. Her headphones look cool too.

Army of Mom said...

When Army of Dad shoots his load, the women are so loud - the gal needs hearing protection.

Buzzhead said...

Julie the Jarhead said...
Is that a Cross or a Crucifix she's wearing -- and do we really care?


I don't know, but I just had a religious experience.

wv: folstsyn (full of sin?)