Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Not one of the classy "maybe-they-are-maybe-they-are-not" gay guys

1. "No, I only ever had one water bottle. What are you implying?"

2. "If Al Franken can be in the senate, so can I!"

3. "Sure, Barney Frank, I'd love to be the president of Fannie Mae. Who's Fannie Mae?"

4. "Has anyone seen a little boy in stocks around here?"

5. "Oh, when did Folsom Street Fair become so commercialized?"

Best of prince of leaves
Wow, Kos has really let himself go...ghey.

Best of Whacko
After his 15 minutes of fame, selling his medals on EBay, and his endorsement money ran out, Michael Phelps was reduced to appearances at Gay events to support himself.

Best of Barco Sin Vela II
"Hey Meatgazer, I'm not the queer, you are..."

Best of metalgarth
Little Ralphie was never quite the same after his mother made him wear the gift from his aunt for a solid month as punishment

Best of GregMan
The new CEO of Fannie Mae prepares to meet with the democrats in congress.

Best of Chrees
The photo from his underwear modeling days that Mark Wahlberg had hoped would not come out.

Best of Silhouette
It was better when Harvey was invisible.

Best of molson
Man those Code Pink chicks sure are ugly.

Best of mega
Honestly? Israel had expected the Hamas men to be a bit more violent and ... masculine.

Best of jeff
Hugh Hefner says, "It's GIRL's next door, numbnuts."

Best of Matt the Kostume
WHY???

33 comments:

prince of leaves said...

Playboi Bunny.

prince of leaves said...

Wow, Kos has really let himself go...ghey.

Anonymous said...

Dear Mom and Dad,
Having fun at camp. Wish you were here!

Love,
Bruce

Whacko said...

After his 15 minutes of fame, selling his medals on EBay, and his endorsement money ran out, Michael Phelps was reduced to appearances at Gay events to support himself.

Van Helsing said...

Shouldn't that be Genuine Draft in his hand? If MillerCoors doesn't start getting its money's worth, it might stop funding these events.

Barco Sin Vela II said...

"Hey Meatgazer, I'm not the queer, you are..."

metalgarth said...

Little Ralphie was never quite the same after his mother made him wear the gift from his aunt for a solid month as punishment

metalgarth said...

If you think this Engerizer Battery commericial is offensive, you should the ones filmed for Amsterdam

GregMan said...

I see there's already a crowd gathering in Washington for The One's inauguration.

GregMan said...

So that's where those camel testicles got to...

Chrees said...

Be careful if he asks you if you want to see his wascally wabbit.

GregMan said...

The new CEO of Fannie Mae prepares to meet with the democrats in congress.

Chrees said...

The photo from his underwear modeling days that Mark Wahlberg had hoped would not come out.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Hugh Hefner rued the day his publisher daughter caved to gay rights groups and opened the Mansion for an easter egg rolling event. "Mark my words, Christie, those queers'll never be satisfied until you give them playmate centerfold status!"

-or-

Pencil Dictum: And, now you know where "stuff a sock in it" originated.

dub said...

The new military directives are Dont Ask, Dont Tell, Dont Look.




wv: foofi come on, this cant be random!

dub said...

AOM has this outfit...but her penis looks a lot bigger in it.

dub said...

Apparently I need to replace my Blue-Blockers with a pair of Cock-Blockers.

Silhouette said...

It was better when Harvey was invisible.

Silhouette said...

He's just hoppy to see ya.

molson said...

Man those Code Pink chicks sure are ugly.

DaveP said...

Bob's parents KNEW thay should've asked more questions when he said he wanted a bunny as a pet...

Shambhala said...

Michael Westen in "Burn Notice: Castro District"

wv: wophity. ((shakes head))

Submariner said...

Here comes "Peter Cottontail." Yes, indeed, Fire Island children's stories are a bit different.

mega said...

Honestly? Israel had expected the Hamas men to be a bit more violent and ... masculine.

mega said...

Don't ask, and for god sake, don't swell any further.

robert said...

What's up, doc?

Little bunny foo-foo hopping through the forest...

flyovercountry said...

I wonder if the dog tags say:

Name- Thumper

Sexual Orientation- Isn't it obvious?

Political Affiliation- Isn't that even more obvious?

flyovercountry said...

Hey Lenny, I got your Pepsi Light for you, guess where it's at.

Julie the Jarhead said...

Don't even try to tell us that those are real. (No, I'm not talking about the ears.)

wv: clowsums: the amount of clowns a clown car can hold. (I hate clowns.)

jeff said...

Hugh Hefner says, "It's GIRL's next door, numbnuts."

Matt the Kostume said...

WHY???

paul said...

There are TWO water bottles in this picture....

Passionate Conservative said...

Now, Mr. Parker, THAT is a pink nightmare.