Friday, January 23, 2009

No pony for you, Caroline


From this thread, at the flouncing off blog


1. "This reminds me of that time me and your Uncle Teddy went down to Tijuana..."

2. "Hey, is that Marilyn Monroe. Here, kids, play with this. I'll be back in ten minutes."

3. "Hey, kids, daddy needs some 'Adult Time' with Sarah Jessica Parker, so beat it."

4. "The doctors claimed you'd never be able to speak a coherent sentence again after that kick to the head, Caroline. But WTH do they know."

5. "Your Uncle Teddy brought it back from some hick town called Enumclaw. He said it was trained. I said 'trained to do what,' and he just smiled."

Wicked Best of Matt the K
" Now John-John remember, you are only qualified to ride this pony during the daytime."

Best of metalgarth
This is odd. Usually your grandfather's friends just leave the head.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"John, Caroline, meet John Kerry. John Kerry, meet my children."

Best of Silhouette
"What's that? I can't understand you. You seem a little horse."

Best of Silhouette
"I named him 'Family name' and you can ride him the rest of your life."

Best of Chrees
ORA: "I have a toy pony. He takes big shits."

Best of GregMan
"Gee, you know, Daddy, you know, uh, can we, you know, ride the, uh, you know, pony?"

Best of Submariner
No, Carolyn, you mount the pony on top... I don't care how you saw cousin Maria do it.

41 comments:

DoubleU said...

No Caroline, Daddy didn't buy you a pony for your birthday, the taxpayers did! hahahahahahahaaa!

metalgarth said...

mmmmm.... horsemeat burgers. ponylicious!

metalgarth said...

This is odd. Usually your grandfather's friends just leave the head.

Kaptain Krude said...

"John, Caroline, meet John Kerry. John Kerry, meet my children."

The Man said...

"...but daddy, I asked for a unicorn"
Sadly Caroline didn't know that unicorns and fairy dust would not be given out until Obama became president.

Silhouette said...

"What's that? I can't understand you. You seem a little horse."

Silhouette said...

"Children, meet your half-sister. In my defense, I was young and mint juleps are a lot stronger than they seem."

Matt the K said...

" Now John-John remember, you are only qualified to ride this pony during the daytime."

Silhouette said...

"I named him 'Family name' and you can ride him the rest of your life."

Chrees said...

ORA: "I have a toy pony. He takes big shits."

GregMan said...

Speaking as a resident of New York State, I would rather have had the horse as senator anyway. It's way more qualified.

GregMan said...

"This is the horse's head. The other end we call his 'Uncle Teddy.'"

GregMan said...

"Gee, you know, Daddy, you know, uh, can we, you know, ride the, uh, you know, pony?"

GregMan said...

"Oh, the pony took a dump on the porch? For a minute I thought that was my Vietnam policy."

wv: repaga: to paga again.

dub said...

Hey, why the long face?

dub said...

The Kennedy family just played along with AOM showed up for her Thursday photo shoot.

molson said...

Ridden harder than a taxpayer, the pony died an early miserable death. On the plus side, the burgers served at the Whitehouse over the following month were really quite excellent.

Tim said...

Jackie O, before the surgery, a Lifetime Exclusive

Tim said...

President of the United States and all I got was a pony!

Tim said...

the real reason the CIA shot Kennedy

Jack Reacher said...

Matt the K said...
" Now John-John remember, you are only qualified to ride this pony during the daytime."

F***ing hilarious!

Jack Reacher said...

"...and ponies are naturally buoyant, which is a plus if Uncle Teddy takes you out riding."

Jack Reacher said...

"Ride it hard and send it away with a slap. Huh? Oh, you asked how to ride a mare. I thought you said Marilyn."

Achilles said...

A young SondraK visits the Kennedy White House

flyovercountry said...

President Obama saw this photo and, wanting to emulate JFK, buys his kids an ass. Or wait, was it he married an ass? I can never get it straight.

Jay Guevara said...

1) "No, it's for Uncle Ted. Ponies not only know the way home, but they have enough sense to stay on bridges."

2) "So which one of you three wants to edit George?"

3) (this is a bad one) "Thanks, kids, but I'll just take the limo."

dub said...

What?? Someone bought me a Presidential pony?? Oh just shoot me.

Rodney Dill said...

"Daddy, can we get a lawn jockey?"
"Later... much later."

prince of leaves said...

Caroline the Not-So-Great.

[wv: seteden - one of the ancestral lands "liberated" by the dyslexic Hitler]

prince of leaves said...

"What's one plus two?"

"[stomp!] [stomp!] [stomp!]"

"That's right, Caroline...but I was asking the horse."

prince of leaves said...

Jack had to break the sad news - although she was the most qualified of the four of them, unlike Rome America didn't allow horses to be Senators.

dadoctah said...

"Now, don't let your cousin Maria see him or she'll try to marry him."

dub said...

What do you kids mean you were just milking the pony??

Submariner said...

No, Carolyn, you mount the pony on top... I don't care how you saw cousin Maria do it.

Submariner said...

Well, kids; I don't like to brag, but...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

JFK's Immortal Words
"Pony, jackass, either serves as a metaphor for democrats, kids... when you consider how much crap we produce."

TRIVIA - NeoDems Paraphrasis of JFK
"Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what the US can do for you... if you qualify for illegal immigrant status."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"Daddy, what did Auntie Monroe mean by hung like a horse?"
"Well, Caroline, you've seen me wearing a bathing suit up at the compound, right? We'll use this heah pony in a side-by-side comparison. Don't tell mommy."

Addendum: JFK's Lost Immortal Words
"The republicans stole our first choice for mascot."

Jay Guevara said...

"OK Caroline, what's it gonna be? You can either have the pony or a Senate seat."

Matt the K said...

Now Caroline, even a blind man could see you don't *really* want this pony.




Ps thanks for the props, Jack

Submariner said...

So, Caroline; THIS is the one your rode in on?

mega said...

In an eerie foreshadowing, the Kennedy family threw its weight behind this horse for the Mr. Ed role, only to see it test poorly and get rejected, causing shock and disbelief within the family dynasty.