From this thread, at the flouncing off blog
1. "This reminds me of that time me and your Uncle Teddy went down to Tijuana..."2. "Hey, is that Marilyn Monroe. Here, kids, play with this. I'll be back in ten minutes."
3. "Hey, kids, daddy needs some 'Adult Time' with Sarah Jessica Parker, so beat it."
4. "The doctors claimed you'd never be able to speak a coherent sentence again after that kick to the head, Caroline. But WTH do they know."
5. "Your Uncle Teddy brought it back from some hick town called Enumclaw. He said it was trained. I said 'trained to do what,' and he just smiled."
Wicked Best of Matt the K
" Now John-John remember, you are only qualified to ride this pony during the daytime."
Best of metalgarth
This is odd. Usually your grandfather's friends just leave the head.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"John, Caroline, meet John Kerry. John Kerry, meet my children."
Best of Silhouette
"What's that? I can't understand you. You seem a little horse."
Best of Silhouette
"I named him 'Family name' and you can ride him the rest of your life."
Best of Chrees
ORA: "I have a toy pony. He takes big shits."
Best of GregMan
"Gee, you know, Daddy, you know, uh, can we, you know, ride the, uh, you know, pony?"
Best of Submariner
No, Carolyn, you mount the pony on top... I don't care how you saw cousin Maria do it.
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No Caroline, Daddy didn't buy you a pony for your birthday, the taxpayers did! hahahahahahahaaa!
mmmmm.... horsemeat burgers. ponylicious!
This is odd. Usually your grandfather's friends just leave the head.
"John, Caroline, meet John Kerry. John Kerry, meet my children."
"...but daddy, I asked for a unicorn"
Sadly Caroline didn't know that unicorns and fairy dust would not be given out until Obama became president.
"What's that? I can't understand you. You seem a little horse."
"Children, meet your half-sister. In my defense, I was young and mint juleps are a lot stronger than they seem."
" Now John-John remember, you are only qualified to ride this pony during the daytime."
"I named him 'Family name' and you can ride him the rest of your life."
ORA: "I have a toy pony. He takes big shits."
Speaking as a resident of New York State, I would rather have had the horse as senator anyway. It's way more qualified.
"This is the horse's head. The other end we call his 'Uncle Teddy.'"
"Gee, you know, Daddy, you know, uh, can we, you know, ride the, uh, you know, pony?"
"Oh, the pony took a dump on the porch? For a minute I thought that was my Vietnam policy."
wv: repaga: to paga again.
Hey, why the long face?
The Kennedy family just played along with AOM showed up for her Thursday photo shoot.
Ridden harder than a taxpayer, the pony died an early miserable death. On the plus side, the burgers served at the Whitehouse over the following month were really quite excellent.
Jackie O, before the surgery, a Lifetime Exclusive
President of the United States and all I got was a pony!
the real reason the CIA shot Kennedy
Matt the K said...
" Now John-John remember, you are only qualified to ride this pony during the daytime."
F***ing hilarious!
"...and ponies are naturally buoyant, which is a plus if Uncle Teddy takes you out riding."
"Ride it hard and send it away with a slap. Huh? Oh, you asked how to ride a mare. I thought you said Marilyn."
A young SondraK visits the Kennedy White House
President Obama saw this photo and, wanting to emulate JFK, buys his kids an ass. Or wait, was it he married an ass? I can never get it straight.
1) "No, it's for Uncle Ted. Ponies not only know the way home, but they have enough sense to stay on bridges."
2) "So which one of you three wants to edit George?"
3) (this is a bad one) "Thanks, kids, but I'll just take the limo."
What?? Someone bought me a Presidential pony?? Oh just shoot me.
"Daddy, can we get a lawn jockey?"
"Later... much later."
Caroline the Not-So-Great.
[wv: seteden - one of the ancestral lands "liberated" by the dyslexic Hitler]
"What's one plus two?"
"[stomp!] [stomp!] [stomp!]"
"That's right, Caroline...but I was asking the horse."
Jack had to break the sad news - although she was the most qualified of the four of them, unlike Rome America didn't allow horses to be Senators.
"Now, don't let your cousin Maria see him or she'll try to marry him."
What do you kids mean you were just milking the pony??
No, Carolyn, you mount the pony on top... I don't care how you saw cousin Maria do it.
Well, kids; I don't like to brag, but...
JFK's Immortal Words
"Pony, jackass, either serves as a metaphor for democrats, kids... when you consider how much crap we produce."
TRIVIA - NeoDems Paraphrasis of JFK
"Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what the US can do for you... if you qualify for illegal immigrant status."
"Daddy, what did Auntie Monroe mean by hung like a horse?"
"Well, Caroline, you've seen me wearing a bathing suit up at the compound, right? We'll use this heah pony in a side-by-side comparison. Don't tell mommy."
Addendum: JFK's Lost Immortal Words
"The republicans stole our first choice for mascot."
"OK Caroline, what's it gonna be? You can either have the pony or a Senate seat."
Now Caroline, even a blind man could see you don't *really* want this pony.
Ps thanks for the props, Jack
So, Caroline; THIS is the one your rode in on?
In an eerie foreshadowing, the Kennedy family threw its weight behind this horse for the Mr. Ed role, only to see it test poorly and get rejected, causing shock and disbelief within the family dynasty.
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