Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Nature Is Just SCREAMING "Do Not Touch!"



1. "Damn it, where's my 'Warning, Baby-Killing Women, Porno Freaks, Sports Nuts, Drunks, Homos, Jesus Mockers, Mormons, Judgment Coming' sign?"

2. Another disappointed performance artist is a refused a grant on the basis his work is "too banale."

3. I dare ennui to even try and get a grip on this guy.

4. Winter camo: UR DOING IT WRONG!

5. Grandpa wondered why his yard sales were always so unsuccessful.

Best of Adjustah
Some days it was tough being a sniper in the Canadian Armed Forces.

Best of Tim
A devoted fan of Chick-Fil-a, demands you eat more chicken

Best of dub
Got Milk...NICE TRY

Best of dadoctah

Worst.

Superhero.

Ever.

Best of Rodney Dill
Brett Favre in the off-season

Best of Rodney Dill
Ennui... its a lot like that.

Best of Jack Reacher
Some communities just can NOT be organized.

Best of metalgarth
25 years is too long to wait for a sequel to Top Secret

Best of steve o
Laugh at me, will they????

Best of Matt the K
All your milk are belong to Zeke.

Best of Mr. Right
ORA: "Hey, there, RAWMUSLGLUTES... I got yer 'milky loads' right here!"

Best of Rodney Dill
SERENITY COW!!!

Best of GregMan
I see Mike Rowe has finally snapped after putting his hand up one cow butt too many on "Dirty Jobs".

Best of flyovercountry
When Bubba went trick or treating, he always got the best candy.

Best of Buzzhead
... It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. Won't you be my neighbor?

Best of Colorado Patriot
"So I says, 'Whaddayamean, the new iPhone won't let you send picture messages? Now that's what I call crazy!'"

57 comments:

Adjustah said...

Some days it was tough being a sniper in the Canadian Armed Forces.

WV: imanti - Steve Irwin's famous last words...

Tim said...

A devoted fan of Chick-Fil-a, demands you eat more chicken

Tim said...

wolf in sheeps clothing \ UR DOIN IT WRONG!!

dub said...

Got Milk...NICE TRY

dadoctah said...

Worst.

Superhero.

Ever.

Rodney Dill said...

Brett Favre in the off-season

Rodney Dill said...

Beware the 5 teated cow.

Rodney Dill said...

MAD COW!!!

Rodney Dill said...

Ennui... its a lot like that.

Jack Reacher said...

Some communities just can NOT be organized.

dub said...

Enumclaw Prom Date....UR SECKSY!

Jack Reacher said...

Looks like the new nominee for Chairman of the Joint Chiefs is ready for his appointment.

Jack Reacher said...

Some people never have to tell the neighborhood kids to stay off their lawns.

wv: froozer. A freezer in da U.P?

metalgarth said...

Beef: It's what fights back for dinner

metalgarth said...

25 years is too long to wait for a sequel to Top Secret

metalgarth said...

I hate it when people try to milk their second amendment rights

molson said...

Nice tits! All four of em.

molson said...

Yeah he's qualified for the US Senate.

dub said...

This picture is utterly ridiculous. Makes me want to mooooove on to a different site. Cow do you expect us to capshun this??

dub said...

AOM and AOD's love-child...Army of Cow.

dub said...

Happy Thursday everyone!!

steve o said...

Laugh at me, will they????

steve o said...

Mancow Muller's takes it poorly when his show gets cancelled.


wv: biveness

steve o said...

He doesn't fool me.
He's not a real cowboy.

steve o said...

Jessie misunderstands a Country & Western song about women and cowboys.

steve o said...

Although his prey was not as elusive as deer, Jessie wasn't going to risk his 14 year streak.

Matt the K said...

Warning: Equines, Felines, Marsupials, Invertebrates, Spore-bearers; Judgement coming


wv: catrubm. Ya see this is zactly the filth, I'm talkin about!

Matt the K said...

All your milk are belong to Zeke.

Matt the K said...

Hugh Heiffer never seemed to get the chicks like the other guy.

Matt the K said...

It was all taken in good fun until Uncle Zeb pulled out his "5th teat".

sonicfrog said...

Cowto just was not made of the same intellectual stuff as his older, wiser brother, Kuato.

sonicfrog said...

ORA: Hollywood has really fallen on hard times. This is a still from the new Bond movie - The Man With The Iron Gun.

VerWord: poted

Mr. Right said...

ORA: "Hey, there, RAWMUSLGLUTES... I got yer 'milky loads' right here!"

dadoctah said...

...and so begins the Year of the Ox.

wv: soner. What you find submerines with.

Rodney Dill said...

SERENITY COW!!!

Rodney Dill said...

Obama's Guns and Butter policy

Anonymous said...

Reverend Cowlick opens the ceremony at the future construction site of the church of new Bovinity. Calling on his flock to give until it utterly herds.

The Man said...

Date night in Emnuclaw

The Man said...

Sarah Palin's PAC first (and last) meetup was a hoot.

GregMan said...

What Democrats Think Middle America Is Like Exhibit #35

GregMan said...

Just another day in the life of a bitter, bible-clinging, gun-toting rural Amerikkkan.

GregMan said...

The sad thing is, Zeke was regarded as one of the snappiest dressers in his home town.

GregMan said...

I see Mike Rowe has finally snapped after putting his hand up one cow butt too many on "Dirty Jobs".

flyovercountry said...

What Democrats Think Middle America Is Like Exhibit #35

Funny, but true.

flyovercountry said...

When Bubba went trick or treating, he always got the best candy.

flyovercountry said...

Bubba misread the pamphlet about cowboy action shooting, and went to a meeting of what he thought was cow action shooting.

Rodney Dill said...

"I demand 15 percent!"

Buzzhead said...

Hey! Quit making fun of my High School senior picture!

Buzzhead said...

Good lord, I thought I had burned the last copy of that pic. Better have a little chat with the wife.

Buzzhead said...

A wolf in cow's clothing.

Buzzhead said...

... It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. Won't you be my neighbor?

Army of Mom said...

Shhh, we've replaced dub's pajamas with a cowsuit. It was so sweet how excited he got when he thought he had grown three extra penises, all the same size as his own dear little peewee.

I don't have the heart to tell him, they're not real.

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Colorado Patriot said...

"So I says, 'Whaddayamean, the new iPhone won't let you send picture messages? Now that's what I call crazy!'"

Colorado Patriot said...

"Man, that was some funny-lookin' hat Aretha was wearin', huh? Made her look like a damned fool if you ask me!"

Submariner said...

Dub snaps from one too many "fat chick Thursday" pics...

Submariner said...

Udderly preposterous...