1. "Damn it, where's my 'Warning, Baby-Killing Women, Porno Freaks, Sports Nuts, Drunks, Homos, Jesus Mockers, Mormons, Judgment Coming' sign?"
2. Another disappointed performance artist is a refused a grant on the basis his work is "too banale."
3. I dare ennui to even try and get a grip on this guy.
4. Winter camo: UR DOING IT WRONG!
5. Grandpa wondered why his yard sales were always so unsuccessful.
Best of Adjustah
Some days it was tough being a sniper in the Canadian Armed Forces.
Best of Tim
A devoted fan of Chick-Fil-a, demands you eat more chicken
Best of dub
Got Milk...NICE TRY
Best of dadoctah
Worst.
Superhero.
Ever.
Best of Rodney Dill
Brett Favre in the off-season
Best of Rodney Dill
Ennui... its a lot like that.
Best of Jack Reacher
Some communities just can NOT be organized.
Best of metalgarth
25 years is too long to wait for a sequel to Top Secret
Best of steve o
Laugh at me, will they????
Best of Matt the K
All your milk are belong to Zeke.
Best of Mr. Right
ORA: "Hey, there, RAWMUSLGLUTES... I got yer 'milky loads' right here!"
Best of Rodney Dill
SERENITY COW!!!
Best of GregMan
I see Mike Rowe has finally snapped after putting his hand up one cow butt too many on "Dirty Jobs".
Best of flyovercountry
When Bubba went trick or treating, he always got the best candy.
Best of Buzzhead
... It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. Won't you be my neighbor?
Best of Colorado Patriot
"So I says, 'Whaddayamean, the new iPhone won't let you send picture messages? Now that's what I call crazy!'"
57 comments:
Some days it was tough being a sniper in the Canadian Armed Forces.
WV: imanti - Steve Irwin's famous last words...
A devoted fan of Chick-Fil-a, demands you eat more chicken
wolf in sheeps clothing \ UR DOIN IT WRONG!!
Got Milk...NICE TRY
Worst.
Superhero.
Ever.
Brett Favre in the off-season
Beware the 5 teated cow.
MAD COW!!!
Ennui... its a lot like that.
Some communities just can NOT be organized.
Enumclaw Prom Date....UR SECKSY!
Looks like the new nominee for Chairman of the Joint Chiefs is ready for his appointment.
Some people never have to tell the neighborhood kids to stay off their lawns.
wv: froozer. A freezer in da U.P?
Beef: It's what fights back for dinner
25 years is too long to wait for a sequel to Top Secret
I hate it when people try to milk their second amendment rights
Nice tits! All four of em.
Yeah he's qualified for the US Senate.
This picture is utterly ridiculous. Makes me want to mooooove on to a different site. Cow do you expect us to capshun this??
AOM and AOD's love-child...Army of Cow.
Happy Thursday everyone!!
Laugh at me, will they????
Mancow Muller's takes it poorly when his show gets cancelled.
wv: biveness
He doesn't fool me.
He's not a real cowboy.
Jessie misunderstands a Country & Western song about women and cowboys.
Although his prey was not as elusive as deer, Jessie wasn't going to risk his 14 year streak.
Warning: Equines, Felines, Marsupials, Invertebrates, Spore-bearers; Judgement coming
wv: catrubm. Ya see this is zactly the filth, I'm talkin about!
All your milk are belong to Zeke.
Hugh Heiffer never seemed to get the chicks like the other guy.
It was all taken in good fun until Uncle Zeb pulled out his "5th teat".
Cowto just was not made of the same intellectual stuff as his older, wiser brother, Kuato.
ORA: Hollywood has really fallen on hard times. This is a still from the new Bond movie - The Man With The Iron Gun.
VerWord: poted
ORA: "Hey, there, RAWMUSLGLUTES... I got yer 'milky loads' right here!"
...and so begins the Year of the Ox.
wv: soner. What you find submerines with.
SERENITY COW!!!
Obama's Guns and Butter policy
Reverend Cowlick opens the ceremony at the future construction site of the church of new Bovinity. Calling on his flock to give until it utterly herds.
Date night in Emnuclaw
Sarah Palin's PAC first (and last) meetup was a hoot.
What Democrats Think Middle America Is Like Exhibit #35
Just another day in the life of a bitter, bible-clinging, gun-toting rural Amerikkkan.
The sad thing is, Zeke was regarded as one of the snappiest dressers in his home town.
I see Mike Rowe has finally snapped after putting his hand up one cow butt too many on "Dirty Jobs".
What Democrats Think Middle America Is Like Exhibit #35
Funny, but true.
When Bubba went trick or treating, he always got the best candy.
Bubba misread the pamphlet about cowboy action shooting, and went to a meeting of what he thought was cow action shooting.
"I demand 15 percent!"
Hey! Quit making fun of my High School senior picture!
Good lord, I thought I had burned the last copy of that pic. Better have a little chat with the wife.
A wolf in cow's clothing.
... It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. Won't you be my neighbor?
Shhh, we've replaced dub's pajamas with a cowsuit. It was so sweet how excited he got when he thought he had grown three extra penises, all the same size as his own dear little peewee.
I don't have the heart to tell him, they're not real.
PBS NATURE EXCLUSIVE
Rising evictions reveal the existence of a hitherto undocumented segment of suburbia: wacko geezers. Aside from random contact with snotty kids who walk on the grass, unfettered by social norms, their fate is that of any primitive lost tribe.
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"So I says, 'Whaddayamean, the new iPhone won't let you send picture messages? Now that's what I call crazy!'"
"Man, that was some funny-lookin' hat Aretha was wearin', huh? Made her look like a damned fool if you ask me!"
Dub snaps from one too many "fat chick Thursday" pics...
Udderly preposterous...
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