1. Oh look, they brought a battering ram.
2. "Bring out your dead!"
3. Their supply of rockets cut off, the Palestinians prepare to lob "human catapults" into Israel.
4. After internet video emerged of the supposed "dead body" getting up and going to a Starbucks to order a soy latte, CNN was forced to put a disclaimer on its website claiming that the authenticity of the photo had been "disputed."
5. "Hey, watch the hand, Queermo."
Best of dub
When Father Sullivan demanded a fresh alter-boy and NOW, the town knew not to stall. Poor little Timmy. Sure, he'll still be allowed on the football team, but never again will he be a tight end.
Best of OneThing
Once sedated, the sacrifice to is brought: to open a portal, and free the harbingers of trailer trash nationalism. Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!
Best of Rodney Dill
Best of Silhouette
Best of dadoctah
"UPS! Anybody here who can sign for this?"
Best of Buzzhead
Given Islamic views on alcohol, aren't mosh pits haram?