Monday, January 12, 2009

More Fun With Crowd Surfing

Brender
1. Oh look, they brought a battering ram.

2. "Bring out your dead!"

3. Their supply of rockets cut off, the Palestinians prepare to lob "human catapults" into Israel.

4. After internet video emerged of the supposed "dead body" getting up and going to a Starbucks to order a soy latte, CNN was forced to put a disclaimer on its website claiming that the authenticity of the photo had been "disputed."

5. "Hey, watch the hand, Queermo."

Best of dub
When Father Sullivan demanded a fresh alter-boy and NOW, the town knew not to stall. Poor little Timmy. Sure, he'll still be allowed on the football team, but never again will he be a tight end.

Best of OneThing
Once sedated, the sacrifice to is brought: to open a portal, and free the harbingers of trailer trash nationalism. Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!

Best of Rodney Dill
"Welease Bawabbas!"

Best of Silhouette
FREE BIRD!

Best of dadoctah
"UPS! Anybody here who can sign for this?"

Best of Buzzhead
Given Islamic views on alcohol, aren't mosh pits haram?

13 comments:

dub said...

When Father Sullivan demanded a fresh alter-boy and NOW, the town knew not to stall. Poor little Timmy. Sure, he'll still be allowed on the football team, but never again will he be a tight end.

OneThing said...

Once sedated, the sacrifice to is brought: to open a portal, and free the harbingers of trailer trash nationalism. Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!

Rodney Dill said...

"Welease Bawabbas!"

Matt the Kostume said...

Just to piss him off, the crowd left the shrouded Ahmed The Showoff on the altar of the cathedral.

flyovercountry said...

After President Obama remodeled the White House to something more befitting a messiah, the Obama zombies started a new ritual befitting their leader, sacrificing the gun and religion clingers one at a time.

Silhouette said...

FREE BIRD!

dadoctah said...

"UPS! Anybody here who can sign for this?"

wv: gatch. Gunslinger nickname or Dr Seuss character? You decide.

Whacko said...

"You know, Vlad, the peasants used to storm the castle with torches and pitchforks. Now they just hold aloft each other. Must have something to do with the recession.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Oh, ennui, when will you release your hold on me? No, I said 'ennui', not 'Yngwie'. And watch those hands, Yngwie."


wv: cocrumb - Two crumbs joined together.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Martyr Tossing... aka "Hoist by Their Own Petard"
Mourners launch bodies onto pointed steeples where they dangle like clumsy ski lift riders. This ancient middle eastern ritual celebrates the Year of the Shrike. Contrary to popular opinion, the concept didn't originate with French tower guards who flung dead cows at outsiders.

Buzzhead said...

The Anti-Israel crowd seems to be angry with Ahmed for leading them to the wrong Infidel place of worship, wouldn't you say?

Buzzhead said...

Given Islamic views on alcohol, aren't mosh pits haram

Buzzhead said...

I think that "dead" guy is flipping us off.