Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Mellow Out, Yellow Dudes

Brender

1. ♪♪ "Quit Prayin' Games With My Heart"♪♪

2.♪♪"Throw out your hands!!Stick out your tush!! Hands on your hips!! Give them a push!!You'll be surprised!! You're doing the French Mistake!!..................VOILA!!"♪♪

3. The Koreans were determined to be a Powerhouse when dodgeball became an Olympic sport.

4. ... blah blah blah George Takei blah blah blah show tunes ...

5. Kobe tours Korea.


Super Chinpokoman Best of Matt the K
Five! Five yuan! Five yuan foot rong!!!

Best of John
Little Sung Park's paternity suit just got really complicated.

Best of metalgarth
Fighting Force of Extraordinary Magnitude... UR DOIN' IT RONG

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Synchronized flatulence and perfect harmony. Now that's talent!

Best of Mr Hankey
The "Jenna Jameson Acting School" takes off in China.

Best of dub
INVISIBLE BUTT SEKS

Best of Mr. Right
ORA: It takes a great deal of practice to be ready for one of RAWMUSLGLUTES' milky loads!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
After overruning a strategic location, the Chinese military prepare to mark their territory

Best of molson
Extreme ice fishermen practice embellishing the size of the catch.

Best of Cybrludite
He's reavin' on the mindnight tlain for Georgia... (reaving on the midnight tlain... Woo-woo!)

Best of Jay Guevara
"Yes, yes, comrades, and then don't forget to give him a reach-around!"

Best of Colorado Patriot
Morale in Bataan really improved after Billy Blanks was captured.

33 comments:

Double the U said...

Where will you be when your military grade laxative kicks in?

John said...

Little Sung Park's paternity suit just got really complicated.

metalgarth said...

Fighting Force of Extraordinary Magnitude... UR DOIN' IT RONG

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Synchronized flatulence and perfect harmony. Now that's talent!

Matt the K said...

Five! Five yuan! Five yuan foot rong!!!

Mr Hankey said...

The "Jenna Jameson Acting School" takes off in China.

dub said...

INVISIBLE BUTT SEKS

dadoctah said...

What happens in Ulan Bator...stays in Ulan Bator.

GregMan said...

"We love you long time!"

GregMan said...

The Chinese Red Army was well prepared for an invasion by Andrew Sullivan.

sonicfrog said...

I guess these are not the "Mellow Yellows" the Rev. Lowery was talking about.

Mr. Right said...

ORA: It takes a great deal of practice to be ready for one of RAWMUSLGLUTES' milky loads!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Napoleon: An army travels on its stomach.
Patton: An army is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team.
Kim Jung Il: Slit trenches slow an army down... crap in double time!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Ah, yes, I'm sure all the old-timers remember the Leaky Bladder Test... just one of the humiliating things we endured during that army draft physical at Fort Holabird.

-or-

After overruning a strategic location, the Chinese military engage in a primitive ritual - marking their territory

molson said...

Extreme ice fishermen practice embellishing the size of the catch.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The motivational music Kim Jung Il orders played during potty breaks:
KC AND THE SUNSHINE BAND's...(Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake Your Booty

WordVerify: swasta- Hitler's spaghettios?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Sun Tzu said: The skilful employer of men will employ the wise man, the brave man, the covetous man, and the stupid man.
"And here is our Stupid Squad, your excellency."I said STUPID, not STOOPED you morons!

Carpe Plogiston said...

Always bend your knees when lifting heavy objects... or you will be shot!
excerpt from Kim Jung Il's Motivational Pilates Video (only $39.95 plus s/h @ QVC)

Jay Guevara said...

♪Stop! In the name of love...♪

Jack Reacher said...

"We want some Hope and Change! Pass it here!"

Jack Reacher said...

Obviously, they need a BIG cereal.

Matt the K said...

OK, Matt the K... must resist...bad... Va. Tech... captions...bad poster, BAD!!!

Matt the L said...

This is Matt the L. Matt the K has been summarily shot.

Matt the M said...

This is Matt the M. For being insensitive in his choice of words, Matt the L was also sh--dealt with.

Jack Reacher said...

"Present fingers!"
"Pull fingers!"

steve o said...

Don't ask. Don't tell.

But mostly, Don't ask.

Nose said...

Don't eat the yellow snow(men).




Wv: unfec- what you do when things get all fecked up.

Cybrludite said...

He's reavin' on the mindnight tlain for Georgia... (reaving on the midnight tlain... Woo-woo!)

flyovercountry said...

The North Koren Army Alpine unit practices their downhill technique. Unfortunately, because of the North Koren economy, they couldn't afford skis, or coats, or a slope.

Jay Guevara said...

"Yes, yes, comrades, and then don't forget to give him a reach-around!"

Army of Mom said...

Army of Mom, we ruv your outfit!

Army of Mom said...

Discipline was key at the Korean thespian academy.

Colorado Patriot said...

Morale in Bataan really improved after Billy Blanks was captured.