Monday, January 26, 2009

Lucky Abdul

Brender
1. "Your mother and I will miss you, son."

2. "Wow! An internship with the Mayor of Portland Oregon! How did you ever swing that, Abdul?"

3. Obama's next executive order allowed Gitmo detainees conjugal visits.

4. The Axe effect hits Afghanistan.

5. Tony Shaloub's role-playing fetishes are bizarre and elaborate.

Best of Carpe Plogiston
Where in the world is Stanley Tucci?
Nah, the Matt Lauer sandwich is more believable.

Best of GregMan
Achmed thought his father and uncle finally accepted his gay lifestyle. Unfortunately, they were only kissing him goodbye before stoning him to death.

Best of Silhouette
...walk into a bar.

Best of Barco Sin Vela II
Turkey, Syria and Saudi Arabia come out for Gaza.
Afterwards, they sang Broadway Show Tunes and played Charades.

Best of dadoctah
Everyone approved enthusiastically when Steve Carrell joined the Salvation Army.

Best of Army of Mom
Boris hums "torn between two lovers" to himself.

Best of Atomic Lib Smasher
"Not my ideal threesome, but I'll take it!" thought the 40 Year Old Virgin.

Best of Mr Hankey
Captain Sullenberger is sent off on his next mission.

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
The makers of Enzyte had not really thought through the "Smirking Mo" ad campaign for the Middle East....

Best of Matt the Kostume
Aaaaaahhhhhh, the perks of being President of Syria.

28 comments:

Carpe Plogiston said...

Where in the world is Matt Lauer? Now we know. We didn't really want to know, but now we do.

-or-

Where in the world is Stanley Tucci?
Nah, the Matt Lauer sandwich is more believable.

WordVerify: muluttin - a hairstyle/lifestyle choice

Carpe Phlogiston said...

To draw vacationers to 3rd world toilets, countries offer unique local customs. Take Uzbekistan. If you've always wanted to experience monkey grooming, they give a white head removal facial that makes your skin feel soft as a baby's bottom.

WordVerify: gypoony - i dunno what this means, it's just fun to say

GregMan said...

Achmed thought his father and uncle finally accepted his gay lifestyle. Unfortunately, they were only kissing him goodbye before stoning him to death.

GregMan said...

It was surprisingly easy to adapt the Obamessiah's Pre-K sex education classes for the madrassah.

GregMan said...

"He's no goat but he'll do, eh, Mohammed?"

Silhouette said...

...walk into a bar.

Barco Sin Vela II said...

Turkey, Syria and Saudi Arabia come out for Gaza.

Afterwards, they sang Broadway Show Tunes and played Charades.

molson said...

What? No tongue?

dadoctah said...

Everyone approved enthusiastically when Steve Carrell joined the Salvation Army.

molson said...

OK. This is good start. Now lets see if we can't give the doodads a little squeeze.

metalgarth said...

"The International Village People" shared one BIG thing in common with their inspiration from Greenwich Village, New York

Army of Mom said...

Come and knock on our door.....
We've been waiting for you......
Where the kisses are his and his and his,
Three's company too.

Come and dance on on our floor......
Take a step that is new.....
We've a loveable space that needs your face,
Three's company too.

You'll see that life is a frolic and laughter is calling for you......
Down at our rendez-vous,
Three's company, too!!!!!!

Army of Mom said...

Nothing like a little whisker rubbin' to make you smile.

Army of Mom said...

Boris hums "torn between two lovers" to himself.

Army of Mom said...

This isn't what I had in mind when I did an image search for menage trois with oily guys.

Now, when I tried again and found this ... more what I hoped for.

Mr. Hankey said...

These foreigners will do anything to get the palace guards to crack a smile. Kisses don't usually work, but whatever the guy in the green tunic is doing....

Jack Reacher said...

The application process for TARP bailout funds is certainly unorthodox.

Jack Reacher said...

Between them, these four accounted for Al Franken's 241-vote margin of victory.

Jack Reacher said...

So THAT'S how the Illinois Senate chooses a new governor.

Oiao said...

Comski smiles and thinks to himself - "ssssssssssoooooooo, that's what they meant about checking my package before getting on the airplanski!

mega said...

The middle-east version of The Office has a running gag about three very "friendly" office mates who can't hit oil with their drill rig and like to kill Jews.

Atomic Lib Smasher said...

"Not my ideal threesome, but I'll take it!" thought the 40 Year Old Virgin.

Matt the Kostume said...

The Obama administration unveils it's new kinder, gentler version of the SS.

Mr Hankey said...

Captain Sullenberger is sent off on his next mission.

DARWEN REPORTER said...

Come closer, come closer and listen
The beat of my heart keeps on missing
I notice it most when we're kissing
Come closer and love me tonight
Thats right
Come closer and cuddle me tight

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

The makers of Enzyte had not really thought through the "Smirking Mo" ad campaign for the Middle East....

Matt the Kostume said...

Aaaaaahhhhhh, the perks of being President of Syria.

Matt the K said...

Abdul relished in his new consulate job as Mideast Kiss Interpreter.