1. Jorge Garcia's brother Julio tries to break into porn.
2. One of the advantages of dating a guy like this, when you get the high munchies, you can usually find a Cheeto or two in his fat rolls.
3. Dub's sister was a constant source of shame and embarrassment to the family.
4. Kuato gets a hummer.
5. The poster was from the "Weather reports by Yoda" collection.
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NOM NOM NOM - UR DUIN IT RONG! VERY RONG!
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The Gen Y Grim Reaper was an ugly, uncouth slacker and a general disappointment to his parents.
Best of prince of leaves
Kenny Rogers' grandson displays the tragic consequences of congenital gynecomastia.
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When it emerged that Brian was not, in fact, the latest reincarnation of the Buddha, everyone who'd kissed his belly for good luck over the years felt cheated...and a little bit dirty.
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Why The Adult Film Industry Needs A Bailout, exhibit 4.
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Before the popular movie "When Harry Met Sally", there was the lesser known "When AOD met AOM".
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If the bearded lady wasn't freaky enough, today she spontaneously gave birth to a fully developed adult female via caesarian section.
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Santa's evil twin, Bubba, was practically indistinguishable from Santa, except for the darker beard, his refusal to wear a red suit, and his rather gross way of having young girls tell him what they wanted for Christmas.
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The shift from 'Camel Toe' to 'Moose Knuckle' was scary enough. But did we really need to see a 'Whale Tale?'
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Gutum: (Noun) Stomach folds resembling a scrotum.
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"Bobbing for Dick" the newest rave party game!
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For the Seattle in-crowd, belly button lint is a prized delicacy, but it must be consumed fresh and at the source.
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Jello Shots - UR doing it soooo wrong.
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I CAN HAZ SNORKLE?
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Thank you Bill Cosby for warping this generation with your "Zerbets" fetish...
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"Behold the power of cheese!"
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This one's a gimme: "Get in my bellah!"
RE-ENACTING ALIEN MOVIE SEENE--UR DOIN IT WRONG!
NOM NOM NOM - UR DUIN IT RONG! VERY RONG!
The Gen Y Grim Reaper was an ugly, uncouth slacker and a general disappointment to his parents.
By the time the thoroughly stoned Jeremy managed to take the picture, Brian's panniculus had smothered Lisa.
Kenny Rogers' grandson displays the tragic consequences of congenital gynecomastia.
GIVIN HEAD-UR DOIN IT WRONG!
Girl on left thought bubble: "I hate going first - now I'll spend the rest of the party picking navel lint out of my contacts!"
Girl in green thought bubble: "It's like there's two cantaloupes banging around in there...hey wait a minute...this *better* be his *belly*..."
TEA-BAGGIN: UR A LITTLE OFF
When it emerged that Brian was not, in fact, the latest reincarnation of the Buddha, everyone who'd kissed his belly for good luck over the years felt cheated...and a little bit dirty.
Why The Adult Film Industry Needs A Bailout, exhibit 4.
These sequels to POLTERGEIST are getting a bit unbelievable, even as POLTERGEIST sequels go.
The special effects in the latest remake of "The Blob" left something to be desired.
Tyler starred in the indie film, "The Creature From His Mother's Basement".
prince of leaves said...
TEA-BAGGIN: UR A LITTLE OFF
GregMan said...
Why The Adult Film Industry Needs A Bailout, exhibit 4.
Oh man both of those just made me laugh out loud.
Before the popular movie "When Harry Met Sally", there was the lesser known "When AOD met AOM".
When Kevin saw the sign that said "COLD IT GOT", he attempted to warm up Lisa, with disastrous results.
Rocky XVIII
This time it's generational...
Actually it's not get in mah belly, it's get UNDA may belly!
If the bearded lady wasn't freaky enough, today she spontaneously gave birth to a fully developed adult female via caesarian section.
Santa's evil twin, Bubba, was practically indistinguishable from Santa, except for the darker beard, his refusal to wear a red suit, and his rather gross way of having young girls tell him what they wanted for Christmas.
Sally was unable to sell the video. It appears that even "Girls Gone Wild" has some standards.
The shift from 'Camel Toe' to 'Moose Knuckle' was scary enough. But did we really need to see a 'Whale Tale?'
Gutum: (Noun) Stomach folds resembling a scrotum.
When did AOM get a perm?
Where Ridley Scott got his idea for the lunchroom table scene in Alien.
The sad part is, those are his moobs.*
*man boobs
"Bobbing for Dick" the newest rave party game!
The first male pregnancy produced a live, full grown female teenager...
For the Seattle in-crowd, belly button lint is a prized delicacy, but it must be consumed fresh and at the source.
vw: Condostan. What NY is going to turn into if they dont keep those damn immigrants out?
Guess who?
The “after” pictures from Cindy’s Discount Liposuction Clinic are actually more appealing.
The Skull And Bones Society’s initiation rituals ain’t what they used to be.
It rubs the belly on its chin or else it gets the hose again!
VORA that only V the K and Lexor will get:
Whaddya know, it's the great-great-great grandson of the Fellatio Murderer of 1887!
Jello Shots - UR doing it soooo wrong.
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Working on the theory that a sucker's born every minute, the Guru of Groinism convinces a bunch of ditzy novitiates that Omphaloskepsis is the way to salvation.
Greenpeace tries to invent a humane substitute for waterboarding, but the attempt failed miserably with the Greenpeace volunteers actually enjoyed the experience.
Is it just me or are the new eHarmony commercials getting weirder and weirder?
VAGINA MONOLOGUES; UR DOIN IT RATHER WELL AXCHULY
The cover to Stephen King's latest novel, "Fat Folds of Death".
Secret hazing ritual* at the Church of Scientology's Anorexics Anonymous meetings. The mark-up on airsick bags is said to generate a tremendous revenue stream.
*Based on the Scared Straight premise used by Rumsfeld at Abu Ghraib, the idea is to dehabituate through negative reinforcement.
The Meese Commission actually approves this form of blow job. Quoting spokesperson Rev. T-bone Nostrum, "What goes on in the navel, stays in the navel."
I am surprised dub was able to even look at this picture and focus on anything but the double chin on the girl on the left.
Belly blows should really stop before they have beards.
A future commodity trader learns the finer points of pork bellies.
wv: presses yeah she will have to press that off her face before she passes out.
I CAN HAZ SNORKLE?
This wasn't the blow job he was hoping for, but it was more than he usually gets.
Dub: The College Years.
This is your face on drugs, any questions?
Kiss in mah belly!
Thank you Bill Cosby for warping this generation with your "Zerbets" fetish...
"Behold the power of cheese!"
Mon Dieux, mon ami - Julio's head! She's on backwards!
The writers of LOST officially run out of ideas.
If she comes out alive, I expect a full report on whether she could actually hear the ocean.
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