Friday, January 09, 2009

Killer Abs, He Has Dem



1. Jorge Garcia's brother Julio tries to break into porn.

2. One of the advantages of dating a guy like this, when you get the high munchies, you can usually find a Cheeto or two in his fat rolls.

3. Dub's sister was a constant source of shame and embarrassment to the family.

4. Kuato gets a hummer.

5. The poster was from the "Weather reports by Yoda" collection.

Best of Kaptain Krude
NOM NOM NOM - UR DUIN IT RONG! VERY RONG!

Best of prince of leaves
The Gen Y Grim Reaper was an ugly, uncouth slacker and a general disappointment to his parents.

Best of prince of leaves
Kenny Rogers' grandson displays the tragic consequences of congenital gynecomastia.

Best of prince of leaves
When it emerged that Brian was not, in fact, the latest reincarnation of the Buddha, everyone who'd kissed his belly for good luck over the years felt cheated...and a little bit dirty.

Best of GregMan
Why The Adult Film Industry Needs A Bailout, exhibit 4.

Best of dub
Before the popular movie "When Harry Met Sally", there was the lesser known "When AOD met AOM".

Best of Matt the K
If the bearded lady wasn't freaky enough, today she spontaneously gave birth to a fully developed adult female via caesarian section.

Best of flyovercountry
Santa's evil twin, Bubba, was practically indistinguishable from Santa, except for the darker beard, his refusal to wear a red suit, and his rather gross way of having young girls tell him what they wanted for Christmas.

Best of metalgarth
The shift from 'Camel Toe' to 'Moose Knuckle' was scary enough. But did we really need to see a 'Whale Tale?'

Best of Chrees
Gutum: (Noun) Stomach folds resembling a scrotum.

Best of Passionate Conservative
"Bobbing for Dick" the newest rave party game!

Best of mega
For the Seattle in-crowd, belly button lint is a prized delicacy, but it must be consumed fresh and at the source.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Jello Shots - UR doing it soooo wrong.

Best of Army of Dad
I CAN HAZ SNORKLE?

Best of Submariner
Thank you Bill Cosby for warping this generation with your "Zerbets" fetish...

Best of Adjustah
"Behold the power of cheese!"

56 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

This one's a gimme: "Get in my bellah!"

Jack Reacher said...

RE-ENACTING ALIEN MOVIE SEENE--UR DOIN IT WRONG!

Kaptain Krude said...

NOM NOM NOM - UR DUIN IT RONG! VERY RONG!

prince of leaves said...

The Gen Y Grim Reaper was an ugly, uncouth slacker and a general disappointment to his parents.

prince of leaves said...

By the time the thoroughly stoned Jeremy managed to take the picture, Brian's panniculus had smothered Lisa.

prince of leaves said...

Kenny Rogers' grandson displays the tragic consequences of congenital gynecomastia.

Jack Reacher said...

GIVIN HEAD-UR DOIN IT WRONG!

prince of leaves said...

Girl on left thought bubble: "I hate going first - now I'll spend the rest of the party picking navel lint out of my contacts!"

prince of leaves said...

Girl in green thought bubble: "It's like there's two cantaloupes banging around in there...hey wait a minute...this *better* be his *belly*..."

prince of leaves said...

TEA-BAGGIN: UR A LITTLE OFF

prince of leaves said...

When it emerged that Brian was not, in fact, the latest reincarnation of the Buddha, everyone who'd kissed his belly for good luck over the years felt cheated...and a little bit dirty.

GregMan said...

Why The Adult Film Industry Needs A Bailout, exhibit 4.

Julie the Jarhead said...

These sequels to POLTERGEIST are getting a bit unbelievable, even as POLTERGEIST sequels go.

GregMan said...

The special effects in the latest remake of "The Blob" left something to be desired.

GregMan said...

Tyler starred in the indie film, "The Creature From His Mother's Basement".

dub said...

prince of leaves said...
TEA-BAGGIN: UR A LITTLE OFF

GregMan said...
Why The Adult Film Industry Needs A Bailout, exhibit 4.


Oh man both of those just made me laugh out loud.

dub said...

Before the popular movie "When Harry Met Sally", there was the lesser known "When AOD met AOM".

GregMan said...

When Kevin saw the sign that said "COLD IT GOT", he attempted to warm up Lisa, with disastrous results.

Submariner said...

Rocky XVIII
This time it's generational...

Matt the K said...

Actually it's not get in mah belly, it's get UNDA may belly!

Matt the K said...

If the bearded lady wasn't freaky enough, today she spontaneously gave birth to a fully developed adult female via caesarian section.

flyovercountry said...

Santa's evil twin, Bubba, was practically indistinguishable from Santa, except for the darker beard, his refusal to wear a red suit, and his rather gross way of having young girls tell him what they wanted for Christmas.

flyovercountry said...

Sally was unable to sell the video. It appears that even "Girls Gone Wild" has some standards.

metalgarth said...

The shift from 'Camel Toe' to 'Moose Knuckle' was scary enough. But did we really need to see a 'Whale Tale?'

Chrees said...

Gutum: (Noun) Stomach folds resembling a scrotum.

dub said...

When did AOM get a perm?

paul said...

Where Ridley Scott got his idea for the lunchroom table scene in Alien.

Passionate Conservative said...

The sad part is, those are his moobs.*


*man boobs

Passionate Conservative said...

"Bobbing for Dick" the newest rave party game!

Passionate Conservative said...

The first male pregnancy produced a live, full grown female teenager...

mega said...

For the Seattle in-crowd, belly button lint is a prized delicacy, but it must be consumed fresh and at the source.

vw: Condostan. What NY is going to turn into if they dont keep those damn immigrants out?

curly said...

Guess who?

curly said...

The “after” pictures from Cindy’s Discount Liposuction Clinic are actually more appealing.

curly said...

The Skull And Bones Society’s initiation rituals ain’t what they used to be.

curly said...

It rubs the belly on its chin or else it gets the hose again!

divine miss m said...

VORA that only V the K and Lexor will get:

Whaddya know, it's the great-great-great grandson of the Fellatio Murderer of 1887!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Jello Shots - UR doing it soooo wrong.

-or-

Working on the theory that a sucker's born every minute, the Guru of Groinism convinces a bunch of ditzy novitiates that Omphaloskepsis is the way to salvation.

molson said...

Greenpeace tries to invent a humane substitute for waterboarding, but the attempt failed miserably with the Greenpeace volunteers actually enjoyed the experience.

metalgarth said...

Is it just me or are the new eHarmony commercials getting weirder and weirder?

Submariner said...

VAGINA MONOLOGUES; UR DOIN IT RATHER WELL AXCHULY

attmay said...

The cover to Stephen King's latest novel, "Fat Folds of Death".

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Secret hazing ritual* at the Church of Scientology's Anorexics Anonymous meetings. The mark-up on airsick bags is said to generate a tremendous revenue stream.
*Based on the Scared Straight premise used by Rumsfeld at Abu Ghraib, the idea is to dehabituate through negative reinforcement.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Meese Commission actually approves this form of blow job. Quoting spokesperson Rev. T-bone Nostrum, "What goes on in the navel, stays in the navel."

Army of Dad said...

I am surprised dub was able to even look at this picture and focus on anything but the double chin on the girl on the left.

Army of Dad said...

Belly blows should really stop before they have beards.

Army of Dad said...

A future commodity trader learns the finer points of pork bellies.

wv: presses yeah she will have to press that off her face before she passes out.

Army of Dad said...

I CAN HAZ SNORKLE?

Army of Dad said...

This wasn't the blow job he was hoping for, but it was more than he usually gets.

Army of Dad said...

Dub: The College Years.

Army of Dad said...

This is your face on drugs, any questions?

Army of Dad said...

Kiss in mah belly!

Submariner said...

Thank you Bill Cosby for warping this generation with your "Zerbets" fetish...

Adjustah said...

"Behold the power of cheese!"

Submariner said...

Mon Dieux, mon ami - Julio's head! She's on backwards!

steve o said...

The writers of LOST officially run out of ideas.

dadoctah said...

If she comes out alive, I expect a full report on whether she could actually hear the ocean.