Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Kate Beckinsale Eases the Pain




Best of dub
Kate just inflated my trouser cowboy.

Best of Matt the k
Kate's interior decorator took that whole "shabby chic" thing a little too far.

Best of Jack Reacher
Did she do that damage to the chair by clawing it? I never thought I'd say this about K.B., but "Bad pussy!"

Best of satted
Damn it, is this all you do all day? Why don't you pick up a broom and sweep the damn floor? How the converstaion goes after seven years of marrage.

Best of mega
Gaza provided just the sort of edgy quality that celebrities wanted in their photoshoots.

Best of mega
The funny thing is, Pier 1 furniture looks exactly the same after sitting outside for 10 years.

Best of steve o
Someone else I saw has similar tastes in dress material, but I just can't seem to think who.

27 comments:

dub said...

She has a serious hygiene issue if her armpit can do THAT to a chair.

dub said...

Kate just inflated my trouser cowboy.

dub said...

Pffft....some big time model/actress she is. She cant even afford a leaf blower.

Matt the k said...

Kate's interior decorator took that whole "shabby chic" thing a little too far.

Matt the K said...

In post nuclear America, Kate-bots became quite popular.

jeff said...

ORA: She is my Hero.

"Even after the apocalypse, Cosmopolitan will still exist."

Snowdog said...

Looks like they're doing a remake of 'Ghostbusters'. I volunteer to be the Keymaster.

The Rougman said...

It looks like that whole reupholstering gig isn't working out so well.

flyovercountry said...

Even the drapes wrapped around her look better than that God awful dress the new first lady was wearing today.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Leaves? Chair? What are you guys talking about? All I see is the most beautiful woman in the world in one of her least appealing photoshoots. Same outfit, better background. Of all the vampire joints in all the castles in the underworld, she's looked better on
floors, too. She's got great fripples and and popped more cola cans than a Super Bowl commercial.

The Duke... I'm not obsessing. No, I'm not obsessing. The hell I'm not!

V the K said...

Even the drapes wrapped around her look better than that God awful dress the new first lady was wearing today.

Fag.

Jack Reacher said...

Did she do that damage to the chair by clawing it? I never thought I'd say this about K.B., but "Bad pussy!"

Jack Reacher said...

Just another day in the life of a Hollywood insurance adjuster after someone makes the unfortunate decision to invite Lindsay Lohan to her party.

Shayne said...

Thank you, thank you, thank, V!

Army of Dad said...

After an Obama administration every house looked like Tara at the end of Gone With the Wind.

Buzzhead said...

I think Kate needs a wardrobe assistant. Volunteers?

flyovercountry said...

Fag?

Hmmm, don't get that.

GregMan said...

Did this picture ease my pain? Well, maybe a little. In my pants.

satted said...

Damn it, is this all you do all day? Why don't you pick up a broom and sweep the damn floor? How the converstaion goes after seven years of marrage.

Rodney Dill said...

"Actually I voted for hope and chains."

mega said...

Gaza provided just the sort of edgy quality that celebrities wanted in their photoshoots.

mega said...

The funny thing is, Pier 1 furniture looks exactly the same after sitting outside for 10 years.

Submariner said...

Sign behind the photog: "Iron My Shirts, Bi-yotch"

steve o said...

Someone else I saw has similar tastes in dress material, but I just can't seem to think who.

mega said...

The CIA begged and begged to keep just this one overseas torture rendition facility up and running.

Chrees said...

If you mean "ease the pain" on the eye, I'll agree. If you mean "ease the pain" on my 401K and other investments, well, someone else beat her to the punch on easing them of their value.

mega said...

"Take a risk, he says. I got a friend, he says. Take your whole $50 million fortune. My friend Bernie will double or triple it! Give every penny to this guy, it'll work out great...."