Thursday, January 08, 2009

It Puts the Lotion On Its Skin...



Best of Snowdog
I'd like to put some lotion in her basket.

Best of dub
This picture is making dub rub the lotion on his skin....and I wish the other people here at the library would quit staring.

Best of dickey swollenz
Yes, Ceiling Cat I will obey. What is Dickey Swollenz address and what time does he get home from work.

Best of The Man
I'm sorry I said you had Cankles madam Secretary...can I come out of the dungeon now?

Best of Matt the Kostume
Amanda gazed up with lusty anticipation, for it was her turn to be gut-smooched by Julio Garcia's belly.

22 comments:

Nose said...

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the Nose again...


WV: bress

Snowdog said...

I'd like to put some lotion in her basket.

dub said...

And with just a hint of cameltoe. Nice!

dub said...

This picture is making dub rub the lotion on his skin....and I wish the other people here at the library would quit staring.

Jack Reacher said...

Melissa loved her outdoor shower, but it sure screwed up airport traffic patterns. Until, that is, she had the roof installed.

dickey swollenz said...

Yes, Ceiling Cat I will obey. What is Dickey Swollenz address and what time does he get home from work.

The Man said...

I'm sorry I said you had Cankles madam Secretary...can I come out of the dungeon now?

jeff said...

"Wait... wait... I'm not ready to go yet - I haven't had Subby or SOTG and Army of Mom still has half my clothes!"
"Jane you ignorant slut, it's just lighting for the camera."
"Oh."

paul said...

And a light will shine down from above, and the Obamessiah shall appear.

Arby said...

And as the bay doors opened, I realized that for the last 6 months I'd been sleeping with an alien being... Oh well.

mega said...

Another spoiled supermodel waits and waits for the water to automatically start after adopting the sexy splish-splash pose.

mega said...

As with dancing and rap, white people had tremendous difficulty getting the stare-into-the-half-distance Obama gaze right, and just looked fake and silly.

Submariner said...

jeff said...
"Wait... wait... I'm not ready to go yet - I haven't had Subby or SOTG and Army of Mom still has half my clothes!"


Actually, you're only 2/3 right...

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

"I'm not a social worker, Billy; I'm a messenger sent by Gaia to help you handle your problem."
It was only then that Tess realized that having John Holmes guest-direct "Touched By An Angel" for Sweeps Week was a stroke of pure genius.

Submariner said...

Must be "tool" time...

Submariner said...

Maybe it's just me, but I think it's an awesome display of talent for her to be staring at the kitten, or blond, or kitten in the banner.

dub said...

I'll no longer be able to listen to "she wore and itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini" without touching myself. Thanks V teh K.

Matt the Kostume said...

Amanda gazed up with lusty anticipation, for it was her turn to be gut-smooched by Julio Garcia's belly.

Passionate Conservative said...

Go to the light! That way I can see through your clothes!

Army of Dad said...

It lets me rub the lotion on its skin and it will get the hose again.

Army of Dad said...

Yep, she is caught between a rock and a my hard place.