1. Having seen Saturday's pic, Yoshi understood the urgency of getting his sister to the Feminine Protection aisle... stat!
2. "Hey, if Demi Moore can do it..." Lucy Liu snarled at the startled paparazzi.
3. "Kid, I'm gonna have to see some ID before you can buy that fembot... or at least some pubic hair."
4. "Just the Oreos, please. I got two jugs of milk right here."
5. "Yo, homes! I need a forty for me and a pack of slims for my ho!"
Instantly Promoted Best of Kaptain Krude
I see that yellow is working on being mellow.
Best of Matt the Kostume
Yoshi was banished to the land of Wind and Boobs.
Best of Matt the Kostume
This is the part in the Japanese version of 'Animal House' where the kid looks up and says, "Domo arigato, Ancestors!!!"
Best of Matt the Kostume
Yoshi proceeded to the '10 Strippers or Less' aisle to make his purchase.
Best of Matt the Kostume
George Takei's recurring childhood nightmare.
Best of Matt the Kostume
Dr. Klahn is building a fighting force of swimsuit models with jugs of extraordinary magnitude. He has our gratitude.
Best of jeff
Yet another inscrutable Japanese game show.
Best of ochagirl
There were some moments when Yoshi didn't know whether to embarrassed or approving of his mom. This was one of those times.
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When dad hires the baby sitter, everyone wins! Except, of course, mom.
Yoshi was banished to the land of Wind and Boobs.
And then Yoshi came to, laying in the aisle clutching February's Japanese Maxim.
This is the part in the Japanese version of 'Animal House' where the kid looks up and says, "Domo arigato, Ancestors!!!"
Yoshi proceeded to the '10 Strippers or Less' aisle to make his purchase.
George Takei's recurring childhood nightmare.
Dr. Klahn is building a fighting force of swimsuit models with jugs of extraordinary magnitude. He has our gratitude.
Sure beats the greeter at my local WalMart.
WV buyhustu. If that's her name, I'll take two.
"Clean up on aisle 3, again."
Hanako had that effect on many of the young boys that came in to shop.
"Me so horny, me love you long time.
As you can see, once those udders get a head of steam, they pull MusiCOWa down an aisle... and straight through the employee breakroom into the alley unless she deploys Lee as a drag chute.
WordVerify: duclenz - what guys visiting Thailand should always tell the pros
The Wonder Twins.
And her brother, too.
Yoshi: Hey rady, you want 69 with me?
Bikini Whore: Why I want beef and broccori?
Ling Ling, now with child, has sure come a long way from that fateful picture of her running from the napalm.
Too much?
I see that yellow is working on being mellow.
"The Bell Curve of Sick Intercoursity?"
Might well be, dub. I thought about going with that, then rethunk it.
Where will you be when the bell curve tolls?
Reason #122 to stop breast feeding you kids after two: Tommy's parents sent him to the store to get some milk, and, well, weren't they surprised when he got home.
Where will you be when your raxative kicks in?
Holy shite. Those hangers could feed an army... or one very happy 12 year old boy.
Yet another inscrutable Japanese game show.
It's MILF week on "Supermarket Sweep"!
Don't get many of those to the kilo, Yoshi.
I love shopping. Trying to find her bar code is half the fun.
There were some moments when Yoshi didn't know whether to embarrassed or approving of his mom. This was one of those times.
vw: bousedis . . . what the bou sed is "stop starin' pervs!"
Godzirrah! Godzirrah!
Anna may?
Sure hope so...
Harley's are ok, but I personally get more enjoyment taking a long ride on a screamin' rice-burner...
Gap? Yes, about 40 years. Sadly, none as it relates to the family tree.
Not even Sally Struthers can get people to sponsor a child in a bad economy....so the fund has moved to a "buy one get one free" promotion.
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