Wednesday, January 21, 2009

The Ingredients of Life


1. Having seen Saturday's pic, Yoshi understood the urgency of getting his sister to the Feminine Protection aisle... stat!

2. "Hey, if Demi Moore can do it..." Lucy Liu snarled at the startled paparazzi.

3. "Kid, I'm gonna have to see some ID before you can buy that fembot... or at least some pubic hair."

4. "Just the Oreos, please. I got two jugs of milk right here."

5. "Yo, homes! I need a forty for me and a pack of slims for my ho!"

Instantly Promoted Best of Kaptain Krude
I see that yellow is working on being mellow.

Best of Matt the Kostume
Yoshi was banished to the land of Wind and Boobs.

Best of Matt the Kostume
This is the part in the Japanese version of 'Animal House' where the kid looks up and says, "Domo arigato, Ancestors!!!"

Best of Matt the Kostume
Yoshi proceeded to the '10 Strippers or Less' aisle to make his purchase.

Best of Matt the Kostume
George Takei's recurring childhood nightmare.

Best of Matt the Kostume
Dr. Klahn is building a fighting force of swimsuit models with jugs of extraordinary magnitude. He has our gratitude.

Best of jeff
Yet another inscrutable Japanese game show.

Best of ochagirl
There were some moments when Yoshi didn't know whether to embarrassed or approving of his mom. This was one of those times.

28 comments:

Whacko said...

When dad hires the baby sitter, everyone wins! Except, of course, mom.

Matt the Kostume said...

Yoshi was banished to the land of Wind and Boobs.

Matt the Kostume said...

And then Yoshi came to, laying in the aisle clutching February's Japanese Maxim.

Matt the Kostume said...

This is the part in the Japanese version of 'Animal House' where the kid looks up and says, "Domo arigato, Ancestors!!!"

Matt the Kostume said...

Yoshi proceeded to the '10 Strippers or Less' aisle to make his purchase.

Matt the Kostume said...

George Takei's recurring childhood nightmare.

Matt the Kostume said...

Dr. Klahn is building a fighting force of swimsuit models with jugs of extraordinary magnitude. He has our gratitude.

flyovercountry said...

Sure beats the greeter at my local WalMart.

WV buyhustu. If that's her name, I'll take two.

flyovercountry said...

"Clean up on aisle 3, again."

Hanako had that effect on many of the young boys that came in to shop.

satted said...

"Me so horny, me love you long time.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

As you can see, once those udders get a head of steam, they pull MusiCOWa down an aisle... and straight through the employee breakroom into the alley unless she deploys Lee as a drag chute.

WordVerify: duclenz - what guys visiting Thailand should always tell the pros

Silhouette said...

The Wonder Twins.

And her brother, too.

dub said...

Yoshi: Hey rady, you want 69 with me?

Bikini Whore: Why I want beef and broccori?

dub said...

Ling Ling, now with child, has sure come a long way from that fateful picture of her running from the napalm.




Too much?

Kaptain Krude said...

I see that yellow is working on being mellow.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"The Bell Curve of Sick Intercoursity?"
Might well be, dub. I thought about going with that, then rethunk it.
Where will you be when the bell curve tolls?

sonicfrog said...

Reason #122 to stop breast feeding you kids after two: Tommy's parents sent him to the store to get some milk, and, well, weren't they surprised when he got home.

dub said...

Where will you be when your raxative kicks in?

molson said...

Holy shite. Those hangers could feed an army... or one very happy 12 year old boy.

jeff said...

Yet another inscrutable Japanese game show.

dadoctah said...

It's MILF week on "Supermarket Sweep"!

Snowdog said...

Don't get many of those to the kilo, Yoshi.

I love shopping. Trying to find her bar code is half the fun.

ochagirl said...

There were some moments when Yoshi didn't know whether to embarrassed or approving of his mom. This was one of those times.


vw: bousedis . . . what the bou sed is "stop starin' pervs!"

Submariner said...

Godzirrah! Godzirrah!

Submariner said...

Anna may?
Sure hope so...

Submariner said...

Harley's are ok, but I personally get more enjoyment taking a long ride on a screamin' rice-burner...

dub said...

Gap? Yes, about 40 years. Sadly, none as it relates to the family tree.

dub said...

Not even Sally Struthers can get people to sponsor a child in a bad economy....so the fund has moved to a "buy one get one free" promotion.