Wednesday, January 07, 2009

The Infamous Dangling Skier Pic

Also, john Schneider suggested it
1. OK, let's dispense with the obvious caption right away. "SHRINKAGE!"

2. Al Franken endured his senate hazing with restraint, but later discovered nobody else in the senate had to go through a hazing.

3. And now, all the world was aware of his shortcomings.

4. A little known provision in the Fairness Doctrine allowed Sean Hannity to be slathered in barbecue sauce and fed to hungry wolves.

5. Ed thought to himself, "You know what's ironic? Just this morning I wondered what could be less dignified that a Senate with Al Franken in it."

Best of Matt the Kostume
Snowballs.

Best of dub
Great....I chop my way across a frozen lake to get here, and then THIS happens.

Best of Rodney Dill
Hey Ya'll.... Watch this!

Best of Submariner
"...and then to matters even worse, just when a rescuer comes to get me down, my laxative kicks in!"

Best of Submariner
'Ow To Speak Awstraylian:
Dingleberry

Best of Rodney Dill
"Let me guess Chad... you're from Broward County."

Best of DaveP.
Fishing for snowsharks... you're doing it right, actually.

Best of molson
Mighty Mend It! It has the strength to keep this man suspended with his pants around his ankles 50 feet above the ground. Amazing!

Best of flyovercountry
"Hey, you in the yellow ski jacket, I dare you to open your mouth and close your eyes."

Best of Silhouette
I must be getting old. I don't understand half these X Games events.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Director Michael Apted would always wonder - should he have had Brosnan dangle naked from a ski lift to catch a microfilm cannister rather than base jump from Courchevel Airport to catch a runaway plane?

Best of jeff
"How'd your trip to Vail go, honey? Did you see the guy..."
"SHUT UP."
"Oh."

Best of Kaptain Krude
John tried, but he just wasn't a very good ninja.

44 comments:

dub said...

As AOD dangled there, he couldnt help but to think that he was finally, at long last, well hung.

Matt the Kostume said...

How many of George Takei's sexual fetishes can you spot in this picture? Only one, really.

Matt the Kostume said...

Snowballs.

metalgarth said...

Ang Lee reimagines "The thrill of victory and the agony of defeat" sequence for the 'Wide World of Homo Sports' (premiering Sunday on ABC)

dub said...

Great....I chop my way across a frozen lake to get here, and then THIS happens.

Rodney Dill said...

Hey Ya'll.... Watch this!

Rodney Dill said...

Dibs on Earl's old room....

Rodney Dill said...


Frosty the dumb ass,
was a jolly, happy asshole...

Rodney Dill said...


She bang, she bang....

Passionate Conservative said...

Now there's at place to put the daisies...

Passionate Conservative said...

"...and so I says, I prefer bratwurst, and lo, it fell from the sky..."

Anonymous said...

I've fallen and I can't get up!

Submariner said...

"...and then to matters even worse, just when a rescuer comes to get me down, my laxative kicks in!"

Submariner said...

It might not be very big around, but it's short.


v word - 'rosion - heck, ANY excuse will do

Submariner said...

Nothin' nothin' just hangin' around, wantin' a Bud...
You?

Submariner said...

'Ow To Speak Awstraylian:
Dingleberry

Rodney Dill said...

"AS.... YOU.... WISH...."

Rodney Dill said...

"Let me guess Chad... you're from Broward County."

DaveP. said...

Fishing for snowsharks... you're doing it right, actually.

molson said...

Mighty Mend It! It has the strength to keep this man suspended with his pants around his ankles 50 feet above the ground. Amazing!

flyovercountry said...

And to think that Harold gave up golf and took up skiing because he was, well to put it bluntly, pathetic at golf. At least he was never upside down and naked on the golf course.

flyovercountry said...

Naked guy to guy below:
"Hey, you in the yellow ski jacket, I dare you to open your mouth and close your eyes."

lawhawk said...

Dopes hanging from ropes...

lawhawk said...

(guy's thought bubble) - you know, I may be hanging up here for all the world to see my nads, but I'm going to be rich! Take that beeyotches!

dadoctah said...

Why "going viral" isn't any better than it sounds.

wv: skindand. No way are these random.

Silhouette said...

I must be getting old. I don't understand half these X Games events.

Kaptain Krude said...

Frank was determined to find his contact lens, dignity be damned.



wv: golimpl - I agree with dadoctah, no way are these random.

dub said...

Unable to help from the ground, Carl decides to instead pose for a picture in his best Bigfoot pose.

dub said...

I will NOT just sit here for the Thursday fatties...I'm outta here!! DAMNIT!!!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Fer cryin out loud, Harold, how many times have I told you... you just can't stand up and stretch on a ski lift!

-or-

Flashing - u r doing it so wrong!
Streaking - u r doing it wrong, too!

Rodney Dill said...

Darwin Award... Ur doin it right

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Director Michael Apted would always wonder - should he have had Brosnan dangle naked from a ski lift to catch a microfilm cannister rather than base jump from Courchevel Airport to catch a runaway plane?

paul said...

This guy was overheard to have said "Here, hold my beer and watch this!"


wv: sonsi: hey sonsi this.

jeff said...

"How'd your trip to Vail go, honey? Did you see the guy..."
"SHUT UP."
"Oh."



Captcha: "unduce" - seems significant, somehow.

Rodney Dill said...


Sky pilot.....sky pilot
How high can you fly
You never, never, never reach the sky

Army of Mom said...

Hey good looking, I'll be back to pick you up later!

Army of Mom said...

Mile High Club - FAIL

Kaptain Krude said...

Turns out John would do anything for a Klondike bar.

Kaptain Krude said...

(hopefully not) ORA: "I'm crushing your head, I'm crushing your head, I'm crushing your head... muah-ha-ha-ha! Hey you, in the yellow parka, I'm crushing your head!"

WV: margi - I told her she'd be famous one day!

Kaptain Krude said...

John tried, but he just wasn't a very good ninja.

WV: becti - Becky's bacteria?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Dangler to Stiffarm Walking Bumblebee:
Dadgummit, Louanne... lookit me... ain't I done enuff to prove I luv yoooooo?

WordVerify: fonsi - one guy who wouldn't go to this length to impress a woman.

Army of Dad said...

I'm to sexy for pants.

Army of Dad said...

analanche

Army of Dad said...

He is doing a half gayner.