Tuesday, January 27, 2009

How Many Categories Do You Fall Into

Rob McG/Age of Hooper

Best of Mr Hankey
Finally...someone doesn't blame the Jews.

Best of dub
Ironically, porno freak, sports nut and drunk were 3 of my dating criteria.

Best of dub
dub's sign also includes "fat chicks".

Best of Matt the Kostume
Shortly after the rally, Herman was forced to kill himself when he found out the proclivities of his favorite two bands: Judas Priest and the Osmond Brothers.

Best of Chrees
Simon Cowell unveils the concept for his next talent show.

Best of dadoctah
He ran out of room on the sign before he got to "The Professor and Mary Ann".

Best of Matt the Kostume
Soon after, Baby Killing Women called their agent. "Dammit, how come Warning ALWAYS gets top billing!!!"

Best of attmay
Finally, Fred Phelps got some new signs and got rid of those tacky gradient backgrounds!

Best of Army of Mom
WOO. NO CEILING CATS LISTED. IZ SAF.

Best of Buzzhead
I think this guy is seriously conflicted. He's against sports nuts *and* homos?


So in this guy's worldview...

Nancy Pelosi
Howard Stern
Pat Summerall
Ted Kennedy
Andrew Sullivan
Sarah Silverman and
Mitt Romney

occupy essentially the same moral plane.

24 comments:

Mr Hankey said...

Finally...someone doesn't blame the Jews.

dub said...

That moran needs to get a brain.

dub said...

Ironically, porno freak, sports nut and drunk were 3 of my dating criteria.

dub said...

dub's sign also includes "fat chicks".

molson said...

Fear not. Pardons coming. Courtesy of The One.

Gregory said...

Judgement would be here now, but he had to meet with his accountant about his upcomming IRS Audit.

Matt the Kostume said...

ORA: Apparently, they'll give some land to the n*gg*rs and the ch*nks, but they DON'T WANT THE IRISH!

Matt the Kostume said...

Larry the Whackjob noticed the goof right away. Instead of 'Sports Nuts', he meant to say 'Jock Straps'.

Matt the Kostume said...

Shortly after the rally, Herman was forced to kill himself when he found out the proclivities of his favorite two bands: Judas Priest and the Osmond Brothers.

Jack Reacher said...

"Baby killing women?" Is that like "Men at work," only with babies instead of men, and killing women instead of working? WTF is up with that psycho baby, anyway?

Jack Reacher said...

Sports nuts are good with beer.

Jack Reacher said...

"Hey, I gotta drive my wife to get an abortion, then we can go watch football and get drunk at a gay bar with some Mormons....Ohhh, gee, I didn't notice the sign."

metalgarth said...

George Takei was somewhat interested, but then he noticed the sign didn't say 'Judgment Cumming'

Chrees said...

Simon Cowell unveils the concept for his next talent show.

dadoctah said...

He ran out of room on the sign before he got to "The Professor and Mary Ann".

Matt the Kostume said...

He really didn't like much of anyone, but for the most part, Jesus Juan Salazar made the sign for the people who mock him.

Matt the Kostume said...

Soon after, Baby Killing Women called their agent. "Dammit, how come Warning ALWAYS gets top billing!!!"

Matt the Kostume said...

Wilbur wasn't averse to perusing the odd Penthouse or two, it was just the two-donged guys and other Freaks he despised.

Army of Mom said...

Damn. The 3 of the 7 that I qualify for are the things that dub is looking for in a woman. Oh wait, he said they were "3 of his dating criteria." *whew* Good thing I'm not built like a 12-year-old boy or I'd meet his fourth criteria.

attmay said...

Finally, Fred Phelps got some new signs and got rid of those tacky gradient backgrounds!

dadoctah said...

Take a tip from Bob Dylan and break up the message. Say, three or four words on each sign, and rotate through them.

Army of Mom said...

WOO. NO CEILING CATS LISTED. IZ SAF.

Buzzhead said...

How many ctegories do I fall into?Two. And I am not telling you which ones.

Buzzhead said...

I think this guy is seriously conflicted. He's against sports nuts and homos?