Best of Mr Hankey
Finally...someone doesn't blame the Jews.
Best of dub
Ironically, porno freak, sports nut and drunk were 3 of my dating criteria.
Best of dub
dub's sign also includes "fat chicks".
Best of Matt the Kostume
Shortly after the rally, Herman was forced to kill himself when he found out the proclivities of his favorite two bands: Judas Priest and the Osmond Brothers.
Best of Chrees
Simon Cowell unveils the concept for his next talent show.
Best of dadoctah
He ran out of room on the sign before he got to "The Professor and Mary Ann".
Best of Matt the Kostume
Soon after, Baby Killing Women called their agent. "Dammit, how come Warning ALWAYS gets top billing!!!"
Best of attmay
Finally, Fred Phelps got some new signs and got rid of those tacky gradient backgrounds!
Best of Army of Mom
WOO. NO CEILING CATS LISTED. IZ SAF.
Best of Buzzhead
I think this guy is seriously conflicted. He's against sports nuts *and* homos?
So in this guy's worldview...
Nancy Pelosi
Howard Stern
Pat Summerall
Ted Kennedy
Andrew Sullivan
Sarah Silverman and
Mitt Romney
occupy essentially the same moral plane.
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Finally...someone doesn't blame the Jews.
That moran needs to get a brain.
Ironically, porno freak, sports nut and drunk were 3 of my dating criteria.
dub's sign also includes "fat chicks".
Fear not. Pardons coming. Courtesy of The One.
Judgement would be here now, but he had to meet with his accountant about his upcomming IRS Audit.
ORA: Apparently, they'll give some land to the n*gg*rs and the ch*nks, but they DON'T WANT THE IRISH!
Larry the Whackjob noticed the goof right away. Instead of 'Sports Nuts', he meant to say 'Jock Straps'.
Shortly after the rally, Herman was forced to kill himself when he found out the proclivities of his favorite two bands: Judas Priest and the Osmond Brothers.
"Baby killing women?" Is that like "Men at work," only with babies instead of men, and killing women instead of working? WTF is up with that psycho baby, anyway?
Sports nuts are good with beer.
"Hey, I gotta drive my wife to get an abortion, then we can go watch football and get drunk at a gay bar with some Mormons....Ohhh, gee, I didn't notice the sign."
George Takei was somewhat interested, but then he noticed the sign didn't say 'Judgment Cumming'
Simon Cowell unveils the concept for his next talent show.
He ran out of room on the sign before he got to "The Professor and Mary Ann".
He really didn't like much of anyone, but for the most part, Jesus Juan Salazar made the sign for the people who mock him.
Soon after, Baby Killing Women called their agent. "Dammit, how come Warning ALWAYS gets top billing!!!"
Wilbur wasn't averse to perusing the odd Penthouse or two, it was just the two-donged guys and other Freaks he despised.
Damn. The 3 of the 7 that I qualify for are the things that dub is looking for in a woman. Oh wait, he said they were "3 of his dating criteria." *whew* Good thing I'm not built like a 12-year-old boy or I'd meet his fourth criteria.
Finally, Fred Phelps got some new signs and got rid of those tacky gradient backgrounds!
Take a tip from Bob Dylan and break up the message. Say, three or four words on each sign, and rotate through them.
WOO. NO CEILING CATS LISTED. IZ SAF.
How many ctegories do I fall into?Two. And I am not telling you which ones.
I think this guy is seriously conflicted. He's against sports nuts and homos?
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