1. "Uh, no... I'd like to keep holding this bag in front of my crotch, um, for a while."
2. Billy wondered what her liver would taste like with a side of fava beans and a nice Chianti.
3. The release of Leisure Suit Larry for Nintendo wii pretty much sealed America's fate, Wrath-of-Godwise.
4. Billy worried he would never beat her high score; it was certainly not the last time a hot chick would give him performance anxiety.
5. "A teal tank top with black leather gloves? What the hell is she thinking?" young Andrew wondered.
Best of sonicfrog
Lana Croft just never quite had the zeal for adventure that her more famous sister did.
Best of dub
Timmy felt so clever for thinking of the "hole in the shopping bag" trick. No one would ever think twice about why he was rubbing his new sweater so much.
Best of molson
Timmy set out to prove he sure didn't need no stinking Wii to rub one out in public. All he needed was the proper motivation. Bingo!
Best of Rodney Dill
No matter how much she practiced, Lara couldn't beat Costanza at Frogger.
Best of jeff
Angelina Jolie - the early and confused years....
Best of Matt the Kostume
Tyler disdains the Nintendonites' new rules for womens' vestments.
Best of Snowdog
Timmy thought to himself: "I've already wet the bed, started fires and tortured animals. I think it's time to take this to the next level."
Best of Chrees
Pick lines that don't work #387: "I role play too...I like to pretend I'm Daniel Radcliffe in Equus.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Game Refurbish and Repair... at your Cervix."
Best of Army of Dad
"Hey Lara, check out this nunchuck!"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Prayer balloon for the mall security cop approaching babe from behind-
"Lawd, forgive me for the strip search I am about to commit. May the judge believe my testimony that the gun on her firm tan thigh looked real. My wife won't buy it, but opportunities like this only come along once in a lifetime. Amen."
Best of mega
Weird....no matter how many buttons I push, all I see is the same black guy on every channel.
Best of Jay Guevara
"Boy that guy's got a funny build. All...lumpy and stuff."
Best of molson
Ohhhh. Don't mind me. I'm just playing with my sack here.
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Lana Croft just never quite had the zeal for adventure that her more famous sister did.
Oh, this IS Laura Croft??? Man, the economy IS worse than I thought!
VerWord: prowls
Animatronics have come a long way, baby. Unfortunately, the feminazi subroutine in her neural net caused the MisAndry-8 prototype to strangle Billy with the garrote just because he was staring at her.
Timmy felt so clever for thinking of the "hole in the shopping bag" trick. No one would ever think twice about why he was rubbing his new sweater so much.
I dont want to know what kind of "games" he has going on in or behind that bag.
Timmy secretly hoped she would grope his Wii next.
"...but by Wii vibrate knob has an eleven."
Timmy set out to prove he sure didn't need no stinking Wii to rub one out in public. All he needed was the proper motivation. Bingo!
No matter how much she practiced, Lara couldn't beat Costanza at Frogger.
A pic with a young boy in it and not a single Barney Frank caption? It really is a new era.
boy: "Uh... can you try my Wii Jumping Jacks game now?"
girl: "In your dreams..."
boy: "...every night."
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Angelina Jolie - the early and confused years....
Kevin frantically worked the remote control concealed in his shopping bag, but his Lara Croft fembot prototype just stood there staring blankly. Clearly, he thought, longer-life batteries are called for.
wv: scris. I've done that many times, but never in the pluperfect subjunctive.
Tyler disdains the Nintendonites' new rules for womens' vestments.
Timmy thought to himself: "I've already wet the bed, started fires and tortured animals. I think it's time to take this to the next level."
Pick lines that don't work #387: "I role play too...I like to pretend I'm Daniel Radcliffe in Equus.
Timmy brought his sister with him to the inauguration, because of Barney Frank's creepy invitation.
SWAT team Wii wasn't a huge hit at Lincoln Junior High, but the boys thought the uniforms were OK.
Right before Billy drew his sawed off shotgun out of his shopping bag and started shooting students he thought, "If only she would have gone to the winter dance with me".
WV cheri What Billy really wanted.
Getting through airport security was a breeze with Obama's new DHS policies.
Michelle was quite peeved when she learned all the boys secretly called her "The X-Box."
"Game Refurbish and Repair... at your Cervix."
Little papa spank?
At the next A/V club meeting Tommy told the guys how he raided Lara Croft's womb.
"Hey Lara, check out this nunchuck!"
Prayer balloon for the mall security cop approaching babe from behind-
"Lawd, forgive me for the strip search I am about to commit. May the judge believe my testimony that the gun on her firm tan thigh looked real. My wife won't buy it, but opportunities like this only come along once in a lifetime. Amen."
Weird....no matter how many buttons I push, all I see is the same black guy on every channel.
V the K, I assume you've already seen the Inauguration-crwoed photo of the crazy-preacher sign aimed at "Porno Freaks, Homos, Drunks, and Mormons"? (Basically warning the above-mentioned demographics, and others, that Jesus is coming to get 'em -- ooga-booga!) If not, it's at Age of Hooper.
Elsewhere, you can find a photo of the new gold draperies in the Oval Office -- the Maria von Trapp jokes write themselves.
Geek thought bubbles:
1) "Boy that guy's got a funny build. All...lumpy and stuff."
2) "I wonder what her high score is in Doom."
Ohhhh. Don't mind me. I'm just playing with my sack here.
Where's Waldo?
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