Monday, January 12, 2009

Feeed the Pelosi Monster

Racerboy

1. "I'll get you, my pretty! And your inflatable rubber cowboy, too!"

2. Regrettably, all the plastic surgery and botox has left Nancy unable to fully participate in the rendition of "YMCA" that kicks off Democrat events in San Francisco.

3. "Ow! Ow! Hot lamp! Hot lamp!"

4.ORA:"You see, this is my life! It always will be! Nothing else! Just us, the cameras, and those wonderful people out there in the dark!... All right, Mr. Cronkite, I'm ready for my close-up."

5. "I'm a BIG Socialist and I need a BIG cereal!"

Instantly Promoted Best o' Subby
♪ 5 - 5 Trillion - 5 Trillion Bailout! ♪
Washington Dems try to be current with pop culture...

Best of Submariner
"C'mere and give Granny Nan a big, wet, smooch."
Pelosi grandchildren's nightmares were different than other kids'...

Best of paul
Nancy gives herself another standing ovation.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Doesn't anyone else just want to muss up that Blago's hair?"

Best of GregMan
"Get that crucifix away from me!"

Best of GregMan
Nancy Botoxi shows the crowd how big the camel's sack was at the Folsom Street Fair Petting Zoo.

Best of dub
Nancy reacts quickly and visciously when a reporter yells out "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!"

Best of flyovercountry
For the last time, I have never used botox. I am just naturally really ugly.

Best of metalgarth
A long lost extra from "Thundarr the Barbarian" holds a press confrence and immediately tries to use her magic powers.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
"Okay, I've got 5 trillion, 5 trillion, 5 trillion... do I hear 6 trillion? Six trillion from the guy in the 3rd row with his head in the trough! Awright! Do I hear 7 trillion? C'mon, it's only money... and not YOUR money. Need I remind, bidders assume absolutely no accountability! YES, we have 7 trillion from the team of Dewie Cheatem Moore, going once going twice... GONE!"


Best of Dactyl
Now, young Hayekian, witness the full power of the dark side!

Best of Rodney Dill
No, I won't come down until my nails dry.

Best of dadoctah
"Can I get a tissue or something? I've got sticky stuff all over my hands...."

31 comments:

Submariner said...

♪ 5 - 5 Trillion - 5 Trillion Bailout! ♪

Washington Dems try to be current with pop culture...

Submariner said...

dub - your prom date wants you...



v word - decents - I think not.

Submariner said...

"C'mere and give Granny Nan a big, wet, smooch."
Pelosi grandchildren's nightmares were different than other kids'...

paul said...

Nancy gives herself another standing ovation.

Rodney Dill said...

"Doesn't anyone else just want to muss up that Blago's hair?"

paul said...

Nancy's thought bubble... "Gavin can only take one microphone. I know I can take all these..."

Submariner said...

Nancy descibes what she saw in the Senate restroom when she shared it with Hillary.

Submariner said...

Nancy provides a perspective on Barney Frank's bung size.

Jack Reacher said...

"...and to Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity, I say BOOGA BOOGA! Ha, but no, seriously, we're coming for you, guys."

Jack Reacher said...

Pelosi fires up the 111th Congress, "Are you ready to TAX! Are you ready to SPEND! GO GO GO GO...!"

Anonymous said...

Now go do,
that voodoo,
that you do,
soooooowwwweeeelllll!!

GregMan said...

"Get that crucifix away from me!"

GregMan said...

"And-a-one, and-a-two, Arise, ye prisoners of starvaaation..."

San Fran Nan unveils the new U.S. national anthem.

dub said...

No seriously, I'm telling you, that bulls balls were THIIISSSS big!!

GregMan said...

Nancy Botoxi shows the crowd how big the camel's sack was at the Folsom Street Fair Petting Zoo.

GregMan said...

dub said...
No seriously, I'm telling you, that bulls balls were THIIISSSS big!!

GregMan said...
Nancy Botoxi shows the crowd how big the camel's sack was at the Folsom Street Fair Petting Zoo.


Great minds think alike, eh dub?

dub said...

Nancy reacts quickly and visciously when a reporter yells out "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!"

molson said...

Nanny describes how deep the "swamp" has gotten in the last two years. I guess the draining hasn't gone to plan... or has it???

paul said...

And then the Obamessiah put his hands on Harry and me, like this, and he said 'You DO work for me.'

flyovercountry said...

OK everyone, just calm down. I need to set the record straight. Some clowns over at "Caption This" write nasty stuff about me and my alleged botox injections when ever some sick intercourse named V the K posts my photo. For the last time, I have never used botox. I am just naturally really ugly.

metalgarth said...

A long lost extra from "Thundarr the Barbarian" holds a press confrence and immediately tries to use her magic powers.

metalgarth said...

Calling in plays for the '49ers is a convoluted process, hence their 7-9 record.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Funny thing about the Joan Rivers' Face Lift procedure... everyone knows the risks of eyes that don't blink and mouths that can't form a good suction seal on a big donkey ****, but pull things too taut and the patient's arms won't lower.
Push her up against a wall while someone says, "Book 'er, Danno"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Devolution of Politics: Tax & Spend is so 90's... now it's PRINT & Spend.

-or-

"Okay, I've got 5 trillion, 5 trillion, 5 trillion... do I hear 6 trillion? Six trillion from the guy in the 3rd row with his head in the trough! Awright! Do I hear 7 trillion? C'mon, it's only money... and not YOUR money. Need I remind, bidders assume absolutely no accountability! YES, we have 7 trillion from the team of Dewie Cheatem Moore, going once going twice... GONE!"
(down the toilet)

Dactyl said...

Now, young Hayekian, witness the full power of the dark side!

WF: menifeci. Many feces. Must be Latin for giant pile of shit.

Rodney Dill said...

No, I won't come down until my nails dry.

Matt the Kostume said...

Big Finish...Big Finish...and... Everyone.... JAZZ HANDS!!!

Nancy leads the 111th congress in a Liza Minnelli-inspired rendition of "God Bless America".

dadoctah said...

"Can I get a tissue or something? I've got sticky stuff all over my hands...."

duke of red said...

"Yes, duke of red pinned my ankles back, just like this, saying he was gonna f&$K the liberal outta me. It didn't work."

You guys KNOW you would.

Whacko said...

"OK, now how many Republicans still have their balls? Show of hands. 8, 9, 10, OK, you can put your hands down now and just keep your remarks to yourselves for the rest of this session."

Submariner said...

GregMan said...

Great minds think alike, eh dub?


And so, apparently, do yours...



v word - wistrag - old, worn-out, hand towel?