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Kia is thinking of recalling 20,000 Sorrentos and their long, black hood ornaments.
Best of Jack Reacher
After Congress assumes control of the auto industry, all models will lean to the left.
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I prefer bigger headlights, but those are some nice looking bumpers
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Throw out your hands/Stick out your tush/Hands on your hips... er.. Ur doin' it wrong!
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ShoeChick said..."Worst. Static cling. Ever."
Worng!
Best. Static. Cling... EVER!!!
VerWord: outmast
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Love it when the lesbians dance cheek-to-cheek.
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Worst. Static cling. Ever.
Ohhh...the navy blue silk double-ended butt-plug cocktail dress for two?? The Spring catalog must be out.
Yes, that is a great way of life indeed.
The girl on the right has some cheese wrinkles just above the back of her right knee.
They have knees? I didn't notice.
Kia is thinking of recalling 20,000 Sorrentos and their long, black hood ornaments.
Obama's new stimulus plan includes money for car buying hookers. Republicans oppose this (as usual).
After many false starts, Siam finally enters the concept-car market.
wv: ultmu. This would have worked better with the guy in the cow suit.
These models are priced to sell. They've already been rear-ended.
BUT SEKS, UR DOING IT RONG...NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING RONG WITH THAT!
After Congress assumes control of the auto industry, all models will lean to the left.
dub said...
The girl on the right has some cheese wrinkles just above the back of her right knee.
Maybe, but that car definitely has a double chin.
One of the few redeeming aspects of the 1970s: The Bump.
I prefer bigger headlights, but those are some nice looking bumpers
Jack Reacher said...
Maybe, but that car definitely has a double chin.
I only see one Chin...the other one I think is named Monica.
Throw out your hands/Stick out your tush/Hands on your hips...
er..
Ur doin' it wrong!
P.S. I'll trade my "cheese wrinkles" fer hers!
;-)
Hey, my dogs get stuck like that...
ShoeChick said...
Worst. Static cling. Ever.
Worng!
Best. Static. Cling... EVER!!!
VerWord: outmast
The potential buyers at the show saw that the "model bump" was a great way to start their motors.
Taking the green movement a little too far, Hyundai cars have to be started with a hand crank, forcing the models to pose like this for hours to hide the crank.
You know, V the K, if I didn't know better, I'd say you're developing morals. These Thursday babes have actual clothes on.
w.v. "asess"
Unlike the vehicle, Monica and Stephanie were NOT equipped with 5 mph bumpers and had to be hospitalized...
Happily for Subby, the models being dressed this way eliminated the need for satin sheets.
Being attached at the buttocks since birth, the women found ways to capitalize on their "disability", despite not sharing any vital organs whatsoever.
vw: ecoetio . . . that would be an awesome car name.
That blue brings out the . . . blue . . . no . . . red? Hmm, actually, the dresses don't bring anything out of you. I'm just gonna test out that car behind you guys.
Love it when the lesbians dance cheek-to-cheek.
...ps, why does my site not work?! Damn you, WordPress!
When your car breaks down in the middle of nowhere, the resourceful motorist starts a signal fire by rubbing two models together....
wv: meroapo. No, me roapo, you whips-and-chains-o.
You might think MIMS (the Moscow International Motor Show) an odd place to demo Playboy's new double-headed-dildo dress, but Heff was afraid the girl's would look foolish wriggling down a typical fashion runway.
FWIW, you should see the version that's attached at the breasts!
Wow, it's the great-great granddaughters of Daisy and Violet Hilton!
If I could just insert something red between them, it would turn this into a very patriotic scene...
This summarizes the current struggles that we're seeing in the auto industry.
On teh left, a sleek, sexy, Asian model.
On teh right, a plain looking, "cheesy" (back of leg reference) American model.
No wonder their killing us.
Despite their lack of girth, Bill was always attracted to blue dresses.
Chicks in blue satin...
(how do you make the music note thingees?)
Double the pleasure, double the fun.
wv = stetud (what's wrong V? Forgot how to spell stud?)
Well it was supposed to be a fist bump, but somehow I like this better.
I'm just basically feeling blue. I hope my wife doesn't catch me.
Unintended subliminal message: drive this car and your posture goes straight to hell.
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