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A moment of silence for the Italian restaurant tablecloth that gave its life in a noble cause.
I CAN HAZ EREKSHUN?
Okay, I'm all for airbrushed art, and removing red-eye is important. They just shouldn't abuse Photoshop by erasing her eyes! That's just creepy.JMHO- Kruppa's definitely a Thursday Babe... whether compared to that ho Belucci or Wednesday's trailer park table centerpiece.
Snowdog, I have it on good authority that rumors of the tablecloth's demise have been exaggerated... but one lucky napkin is in a far far better place.
The 2009 remake of Dukes of Hazard beats the H-E-double toothpicks out of the 2007 one. Yeee haw!
Give me an X!Give me a Y!
1) No wonder she's so outdoorsy. Every guy she meets has a tent!2) Word Verification: bressati - picture/word verification combination...EVAH!
"I made it out of picnic basket cloth. Are you ready to eat?"
Up next on "Juxtaposition TV": A girl built like a brick shit house poses next to one.
"Only four more days until The Commie becomes president, so let's party while we still can!"
♪ Oh where, oh where has my underdog gone? Oh where oh where can he be? ♪
Stepford Wives just keep getting better every model year.
I think I'll go home and agree with the wife to decorate the kitchen in red gigham...
Madoff's top salesperson.Any other questions on how he was so successful?
"Hey hey Boo-Boo, somebody stole our pic-a-nic basket. But they left the tablecloth. Better go find Ranger Rick."
Look sis, you are only supposed to pose for me... Remember....
"I added the strawberry cheerios to the outfit myself!" she gushed. Bob told her how creative she was, and put her on a $10,000 a month allowance. Joanna was proud of how seriously she was being taken by men ever since leaving the Juggie Girls.
Don't mind her; she's just having what Meg Ryan had...
*singing*I'm gonna wash that man (and his spoo) right out of my hair!
Ironically, I'm on board for the latest incarnation of MaryAnn for the new Gilligan's Island.
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