Thursday, January 15, 2009

Data Krupa



Best of Snowdog
A moment of silence for the Italian restaurant tablecloth that gave its life in a noble cause.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Okay, I'm all for airbrushed art, and removing red-eye is important. They just shouldn't abuse Photoshop by erasing her eyes! That's just creepy.

Best of Submariner
Madoff's top salesperson.
Any other questions on how he was so successful?

21 comments:

Snowdog said...

A moment of silence for the Italian restaurant tablecloth that gave its life in a noble cause.

dub said...

I CAN HAZ EREKSHUN?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Okay, I'm all for airbrushed art, and removing red-eye is important. They just shouldn't abuse Photoshop by erasing her eyes! That's just creepy.
JMHO- Kruppa's definitely a Thursday Babe... whether compared to that ho Belucci or Wednesday's trailer park table centerpiece.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Snowdog, I have it on good authority that rumors of the tablecloth's demise have been exaggerated... but one lucky napkin is in a far far better place.

John said...

The 2009 remake of Dukes of Hazard beats the H-E-double toothpicks out of the 2007 one. Yeee haw!

steve o said...

Give me an X!
Give me a Y!

Robert said...

1) No wonder she's so outdoorsy. Every guy she meets has a tent!

2) Word Verification: bressati - picture/word verification combination...EVAH!

curly said...

"I made it out of picnic basket cloth. Are you ready to eat?"

curly said...

Up next on "Juxtaposition TV": A girl built like a brick shit house poses next to one.

curly said...

"Only four more days until The Commie becomes president, so let's party while we still can!"

Submariner said...

♪ Oh where, oh where has my underdog gone? Oh where oh where can he be? ♪

prince of leaves said...

Stepford Wives just keep getting better every model year.

Submariner said...

I think I'll go home and agree with the wife to decorate the kitchen in red gigham...

Submariner said...

Madoff's top salesperson.
Any other questions on how he was so successful?

Kaptain Krude said...

"Hey hey Boo-Boo, somebody stole our pic-a-nic basket. But they left the tablecloth. Better go find Ranger Rick."

satted said...

Look sis, you are only supposed to pose for me... Remember....

mega said...

"I added the strawberry cheerios to the outfit myself!" she gushed. Bob told her how creative she was, and put her on a $10,000 a month allowance. Joanna was proud of how seriously she was being taken by men ever since leaving the Juggie Girls.

Submariner said...

Don't mind her; she's just having what Meg Ryan had...

Army of Mom said...

*singing*
Ohhh, macarena.

Army of Mom said...

*singing*
I'm gonna wash that man (and his spoo) right out of my hair!

Army of Mom said...

Ironically, I'm on board for the latest incarnation of MaryAnn for the new Gilligan's Island.