Thursday, January 22, 2009

CJ Approves



Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Thank you, InflataBoob!

Best of The Man
But Madam Secretary, please explain how this position will help bring peace to the Middle East.

Best of dub
I'm not sure what cause those ribbons are meant to show support for....but count me in!!

Best of Nose
When Army of Mom said "Bone sticking out" I thought she could somehow see me...

Best of mega
FINALLY, fuscia tarantulas that engage in complex pack behavior to subdue beautiful women, instead of just sitting around going "feed me, feed me".

Best of divine miss m
Behold her quivering alabaster mounds!

Best of prince of leaves
That reminds me - I missed the Golden Globes.

Best of Army of Mom
This reminds me that we need to go buy a new ice cream scooper.

Best of Snowdog
Because Dow...let's you do great things.

Best of Kaptain Krude
Those are some surprisingly strong ribbons.

Best of dub
Ceiling Cat is masturbating to this one.

Best of steve o
Yes, they are fake.
And they are spectacular.

38 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Nuthin' Wii 'bout dem.

Army of Mom said...

Ironically, I have my own pair. Only mine aren't full of silicone.

Army of Mom said...

One tip, honey: rhinoplasty. Look into it.

Yes, I saw that she has a nose. How many more of you noticed? Probably a good things she has cans like that with that nose.

Army of Mom said...

Silicone parts are made for toys. And, those look like fun bags to me!

Army of Mom said...

Roots need to be touched up, bones sticking out, fake tits: yep, she's a dubber.

Army of Mom said...

Oh wait, she has a teeny bit of flab on her arms. Pack up your shit and leave, honey. Next! Looks like white still isn't right.

Matt the k said...

Patricia Arquette's TV show "Medium" was apparently not named after her breast size.

metalgarth said...

The new Kelly Bundy on the "reimagining" of Married With Children left.... absolutely nothing to be desired. Especially during the girl on girl scenes in the shoe store.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Thank you, InflataBoob!

The Man said...

I HOPE no one notices that I need to CHANGE my pants now.

The Man said...

Why yes, I do want to be a globetrotter.

The Man said...

But Madam Secretary, please explain how this position will help bring peace to the Middle East.

dub said...

I'm not sure what cause those ribbons are meant to show support for....but count me in!!

dub said...

Rub-a-dub-dub indeed.

Nose said...

Whew! I got scared there for a moment. When Army of Mom said "Bone sticking out" I thought she could somehow see me...


Veriword: galista - How Ms. Flockhart pronounces her name once a year when she eats.

RonF said...

Read a story about a guy who published a magazine advertising girls with real boobs only. When they asked him "What, do you make them bring in X-rays?" he said "Nope. I just have them take off their top and lay on their back. If they sag off to the side they're real. If they stick straight up they're fake."

mega said...

FINALLY, fuscia tarantulas that engage in complex pack behavior to subdue beautiful women, instead of just sitting around going "feed me, feed me".

mega said...

FINALLY, fuscia tarantulas that engage in complex pack behavior to subdue beautiful women, instead of just sitting around going "feed me, feed me".

Nose said...

All your nipples are belong to us.


WV: antyper-An ant from the northern part of Michigan.

divine miss m said...

Behold her quivering alabaster mounds!

prince of leaves said...

That reminds me - I missed the Golden Globes.

Army of Mom said...

Kobe: She's open!

Army of Mom said...

This reminds me that we need to go buy a new ice cream scooper.

Dactyl said...

Anyone for a fuzzy navel?

Snowdog said...

Because Dow...let's you do great things.

Kaptain Krude said...

"But honey, she was just coming over to borrow a couple of cups of sugar, and then she sprained her back! Honest! Where's her cups? Uh..." Army of Mom discovers where her sugar supply was going.

Kaptain Krude said...

Those are some surprisingly strong ribbons.

molson said...

Got milk?

dub said...

Even Ceiling Cat is masturbating to this one.

Matt the Kostume said...

Joann finally had a titanium bra built after repeatedly getting Indiana-Jones in the face by those runaway boulders.

Matt the Kostume said...

Melanie awoke from the surgery to discover they had grafted Charo's butt on her chest.

Submariner said...

♪ Her hills are alive,
with the sound of Subby...♪
uh, uh, uh, ahhhhhhhhh

steve o said...

Things that go bump bump in the night.

steve o said...

The new full-size controller for "Wii Porn."

steve o said...

Yes, they are fake.
And they are spectacular.

steve o said...

Hef's new girlfriend promises to not cheat for at least six months.

Or 26 weeks, whichever is longer.

Matt the K said...

In the event of a water landing, this model comes equipped with floatation devices.

steve o said...

Some women can have a threesome all by themselves.