Friday, January 30, 2009

A Blond Begins Her Morning

The Ref

1. The 2010 Cthulu devours another victim.

2. Andrew Sullivan didn't care much for cars, but he knew a fabulous pair of pumps when he saw them.

3. Looks like Eliot Spitzer is going to be late for work again, at whatever the hell his job is.

4. Divine Miss M prepares to "work out" another speeding ticket.

5. "She shimmies a little bit when you hit 120, but other than that she's cherry."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Nothing says PASS better then a student driver who can signal a left turn while -
a) parallel parking
b) polishing a gear shift knob
c) keeping the instructor in an upright position


Best of Rodney Dill
Hello Blondestar?

Best of Jack Reacher
Frequent shopper Dawn waits for her favorite Old Navy store to open.

Best of Chrees
I see they are bringing back the Mercury Cougar

Best of dub
Ding.... your whore is ajar.... Ding.... your whore is ajar...

Best of Submariner
It slowed the line, but everbody stopped to watch when Molly installed the glove-box latch.

26 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Nothing says PASS better then a student driver who can signal a left turn while -
a) parallel parking
b) polishing a gear shift knob
c) keeping the instructor in an upright position


-or-

The local police frequently pulled "Easy Eileen" over just to ask to see her license and registration.

Rodney Dill said...

Hello Blondestar?

(SV: Unditizi)

Jack Reacher said...

*Why do blondes like tilt steering wheels? More headroom.
*How does a blonde turn on the light after sex? Opens the door.

Jack Reacher said...

This is what happens when Bill Clinton takes a policy role on auto regulations.

Jack Reacher said...

"I could handle a stick better than that," fumed Sully, "Although I must admit those pumps look fabulous on her. Bitch."

Jack Reacher said...

Frequent shopper Dawn waits for her favorite Old Navy store to open.

Like I'm going to admit my name after saying a naughty word said...

I see this one has whore-on-the-floor.

Julie the Jarhead said...

Beet red shoes with a sky blue car? How could she?

dadoctah said...

Q: Wanna screwdriver?
A: Might as well, I can't get this damn hubcap off.

wv: mintster. Like hamster, but leaves your mouth feeling fresher.

Army of Dad said...

Kit's driver was an upgrade too.

Army of Dad said...

Good thing she isn't on the ragtop.

Chrees said...

I see they are bringing back the Mercury Cougar

dub said...

Whoa! Look at the size of the ass of that woman in the black pants. Yikes.

dub said...

*heard from the cars computer*

Ding.... your whore is ajar.... Ding.... your whore is ajar...

Buzzhead said...

With legs like that, who needs a car?

Buzzhead said...

Bet it's a real pain hitting the pedals with those heels on.

jeff said...

(sexy Russian accent) "So Boris, what do you say we make our own hush-a-boom-boom in the back seat?"

After the incident at the Moscow Auto Show, Boris & Natasha were told they were no longer welcome.

Passionate Conservative said...

Wow, she's limber. She can get the stickshift all the way up, with BOTH legs outside of the car....

Buzzhead said...

Red shoes, white legs and a blue car. At least she's patriotic.


wv = netionag. I think we need a separate thread just to make fun of the verification words.

Nose said...

Nice wheels.


wv: scailery - a skin affliction affecting Secretaries of State.

Dan said...

While optional, the "Whore Navigation module" was a very popular add-on for the 2010 Dupre.

dadoctah said...

Overheard at the auto show:

"I come with the sound system."
"Are you serious?"
"No, I'm XM."

(Thank you, try the veal.)

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

It slowed the line, but everbody stopped to watch when Molly installed the glove-box latch.

Submariner said...

QA rejected this car - this option should be installed on the passenger side.

divine miss m said...

It sure beats having to walk home in the morning.