Thursday, January 08, 2009

Bedtime Story



Best of attmay
See Britney like you've never seen her before...with underwear!

Best of Arby
Hi, I'm Candy... and I have genital herpes.

Best of mega
Karen's sweet demeanor was betrayed by the necklace of human thumb bones collected from her lovers.

Best of Matt the Kostume
Cindy was a big Fleetwood Mac fan and memorabilia collector. It only took 1/374th of Stevie's shawl to cover her buns.

27 comments:

attmay said...

See Britney like you've never seen her before...with underwear!

Kaptain Krude said...

dub looks at this and sees a fatty. AOD looks at this and sees a chubby.

Achilles said...

Is this hot babe Thursday or weirdly disproportionate heat Thursday?

Achilles said...

Try again

Is this hot babe Thursday or weirdly disproportionate head Thursday?

Jack Reacher said...

Bogus--I can see the strings.

dub said...

Ooops....I did it again (in my pants).

jeff said...

It looks like Britney... but it's not Britney. Oh no! They're cloning Britney Spears!

Arby said...

Hi, I'm Candy... and I have genital herpes.

dub said...

jeff said...
It looks like Britney... but it's not Britney. Oh no! They're cloning Britney Spears!

Good God, who cares man?? Just enjoy the hottie....unless you gots teh ghey.

mega said...

"And now, Miss Columbia will use her feet to show where the ceiling is!" Many felt that the Talent Portion was a quaint anachronism of little interest to today's Internet-porn-addled audience.

mega said...

Karen's sweet demeanor was betrayed by the necklace of human thumb bones collected from her lovers.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Thank you V!! Hadn't heard of her, just phoned in an order to Dinnerco: "Hello, I'd like the Arielle Kebbel, she'll hold the pickle, I've got the lettuce, this is a special order, don't forget us!"

Army of Mom said...

Kaptain Krude said...
dub looks at this and sees a fatty. AOD looks at this and sees a chubby.


How did you know?

Army of Mom said...

I think it may be sublimenal advertising - but if you look really closely at her tiny little boob, it has a crab on it. I'd hate to flip her over and see what's on the crotch of her panties.

Army of Mom said...

When you know it is time to learn some new lines:

So, Mr. Subby, when you ask if I come her often, you should know. Every time you call the agency, I'll be here.

Army of Mom said...

That's ok, dub. It happens to guys all the time. Let's change your pants and we can just cuddle and watch TV.

Army of Mom said...

Ironically, my labrador retriever has the same look on her face when I ask her if she wants a weiner, too.

Army of Mom said...

Wow, V. You don't look anything like what I expected. *blink blink*

Chrees said...

"Yes son.... there was a time when the Lions were a good football team and the American Pie franchise used to be funny."

"Yeah, right Dad."

kg said...

Want to go... um.. skiing?

Matt the Kostume said...

Cindy was a big Fleetwood Mac fan and memorabilia collector. It only took 1/374th of Stevie's shawl to cover her buns.

Passionate Conservative said...

No smartass comments from me. I'm just going to attempt to thipe one hanedded...

curly said...

Hey plumber! Is that a snake in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?

steve o said...

I don't care if she collects thumb bones -- Hell, I got like, ten fingers.

Dactyl said...

Reed Richards loved it when his wife made her clothes disappear.

[Okay, I thought it was Jessica Alba.]

Army of Dad said...

Kebbel and tits.

Army of Dad said...

The sweatband on her wrist works on multiple body fluids.

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The princess and my p----