Best of attmay
See Britney like you've never seen her before...with underwear!
Best of Arby
Hi, I'm Candy... and I have genital herpes.
Best of mega
Karen's sweet demeanor was betrayed by the necklace of human thumb bones collected from her lovers.
Best of Matt the Kostume
Cindy was a big Fleetwood Mac fan and memorabilia collector. It only took 1/374th of Stevie's shawl to cover her buns.
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See Britney like you've never seen her before...with underwear!
dub looks at this and sees a fatty. AOD looks at this and sees a chubby.
Is this hot babe Thursday or weirdly disproportionate heat Thursday?
Try again
Is this hot babe Thursday or weirdly disproportionate head Thursday?
Bogus--I can see the strings.
Ooops....I did it again (in my pants).
It looks like Britney... but it's not Britney. Oh no! They're cloning Britney Spears!
Hi, I'm Candy... and I have genital herpes.
jeff said...
It looks like Britney... but it's not Britney. Oh no! They're cloning Britney Spears!
Good God, who cares man?? Just enjoy the hottie....unless you gots teh ghey.
"And now, Miss Columbia will use her feet to show where the ceiling is!" Many felt that the Talent Portion was a quaint anachronism of little interest to today's Internet-porn-addled audience.
Karen's sweet demeanor was betrayed by the necklace of human thumb bones collected from her lovers.
Thank you V!! Hadn't heard of her, just phoned in an order to Dinnerco: "Hello, I'd like the Arielle Kebbel, she'll hold the pickle, I've got the lettuce, this is a special order, don't forget us!"
Kaptain Krude said...
dub looks at this and sees a fatty. AOD looks at this and sees a chubby.
How did you know?
I think it may be sublimenal advertising - but if you look really closely at her tiny little boob, it has a crab on it. I'd hate to flip her over and see what's on the crotch of her panties.
When you know it is time to learn some new lines:
So, Mr. Subby, when you ask if I come her often, you should know. Every time you call the agency, I'll be here.
That's ok, dub. It happens to guys all the time. Let's change your pants and we can just cuddle and watch TV.
Ironically, my labrador retriever has the same look on her face when I ask her if she wants a weiner, too.
Wow, V. You don't look anything like what I expected. *blink blink*
"Yes son.... there was a time when the Lions were a good football team and the American Pie franchise used to be funny."
"Yeah, right Dad."
Want to go... um.. skiing?
Cindy was a big Fleetwood Mac fan and memorabilia collector. It only took 1/374th of Stevie's shawl to cover her buns.
No smartass comments from me. I'm just going to attempt to thipe one hanedded...
Hey plumber! Is that a snake in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?
I don't care if she collects thumb bones -- Hell, I got like, ten fingers.
Reed Richards loved it when his wife made her clothes disappear.
[Okay, I thought it was Jessica Alba.]
Kebbel and tits.
The sweatband on her wrist works on multiple body fluids.
wv: hiness
The princess and my p----
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