Saturday, January 31, 2009
Because You're Never Too Young to Play Quarters
1. "Keep your money coach. How 'bout if I sink this one, I get to have my way with your daughter. Deal?"
2. Campers at Vincent Jackson Football Camp relax after a tough day of drills.
3. "Football camp? Laws, no! This is softball camp."
4. "This is a college prep class ... if you're going to Arizona State."
5. "Of course I've seen a grown man naked. I was a House Page for Barney Frank."
Best of Jack Reacher
When Pete Rose lent his endorsement to a youth sports league, the results were predictable.
Best of Matt the K
Timmy was just relieved to get a break from playing 'Cornhole' with Coach Larry.
Best of jj
Don't you forget, if you win by 100-0 you're ass is otta here!!
Best of Whacko
You mean UVA got ranked as the number 3 party school for this?!
Best of Submariner
OK, coach - I drop this one and YOU'RE bottom tonight?
Best of Matt the Kostume
Let me guess, Art Schlister is scheduled to be the guest referee at the finals?
Best of Army of Dad
The family that drinks together finds drunk half naked sorority chicks together.
Best of dub
Hey Coach Sweaty Moobs, watch this shot!