Saturday, January 31, 2009

Because You're Never Too Young to Play Quarters



1. "Keep your money coach. How 'bout if I sink this one, I get to have my way with your daughter. Deal?"

2. Campers at Vincent Jackson Football Camp relax after a tough day of drills.

3. "Football camp? Laws, no! This is softball camp."

4. "This is a college prep class ... if you're going to Arizona State."

5. "Of course I've seen a grown man naked. I was a House Page for Barney Frank."

Best of Jack Reacher
When Pete Rose lent his endorsement to a youth sports league, the results were predictable.

Best of Matt the K
Timmy was just relieved to get a break from playing 'Cornhole' with Coach Larry.

Best of jj
Don't you forget, if you win by 100-0 you're ass is otta here!!

Best of Whacko
You mean UVA got ranked as the number 3 party school for this?!

Best of Submariner
OK, coach - I drop this one and YOU'RE bottom tonight?

Best of Matt the Kostume
Let me guess, Art Schlister is scheduled to be the guest referee at the finals?

Best of Army of Dad
The family that drinks together finds drunk half naked sorority chicks together.

Best of dub
Hey Coach Sweaty Moobs, watch this shot!

26 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

When Pete Rose lent his endorsement to a youth sports league, the results were predictable.

Matt the K said...

Timmy was just relieved to get a break from playing 'Cornhole' with Coach Larry.

jj said...

Don't you forget, if you win by 100-0 you're ass is otta here!!

Whacko said...

At these wild and crazy UVA tailgate parties, the fans just have way too much fun!

Whacko said...

So how many UVA students does it take to change a flat tire? Two. One to hold the drinks and one to call daddy.

Whacko said...

You mean UVA got ranked as the number 3 party school for this?!

Atomic Lib Smasher said...

"I can think of more fun games to play with balls, cups, and barely legal teen boys" thought a drooling Andrew Sullivan

Silhouette said...

Suddenly, the name "WAHOO!" makes sense.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"Okay. I sink this one and I get my choice of cuts off the Naked Peta Chick. Deal?"

Submariner said...

Even as a youngster at bball camp, Kobe never passed to a teammate.

Submariner said...

I dunno, I just thought I'd be sinkin balls-deep in other openings at band camp...

Submariner said...

OK, coach - I drop this one and YOU'RE bottom tonight?

molson said...

Drinking game? No son. Drinking's not a game around these parts.

dub said...

3 Boys, 1 Coach and 7 Cups? I dont want to see where this ends up.

dadoctah said...

Athletic activities budget: UR DOIN IT RONG.

dub said...

Bouncing your balls off the coach....UR DOIN IT RONG!

Matt the Kostume said...

Campers at Michael Jackson Football Camp relax after a tough day of drills.

Matt the Kostume said...

Let me guess, Art Schlister is scheduled to be the guest referee at the finals?

steve o said...

Although known for its swimming facilities, the University of Michigan also has training facilities for ping-pong, beer-pong (shown here), and of course, bong-bong.

Army of Dad said...

The UVA youth football camp prepared it's players for all aspects of college life.

Army of Dad said...

I wish our universities would quit being so cavalier about underage drinking.

Army of Dad said...

The family that drinks together finds drunk half naked sorority chicks together.

Army of Mom said...

Army of Dad is already thinking of taking the boys to camp now, I can see.

Army of Mom said...

Under the Obama administration, violent sports like football will have the rules changed to safer, more PC goals like getting the ping-pong ball into the cup, which must then be promptly recycled.

WV:subgomat, the young boy's name when at the Barney Frank School for Pages

dub said...

Hey Coach Sweaty Moobs, watch this shot!

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