Monday, January 12, 2009

Another Left-Wing Spelling and Grammar Genius

1. "I think we need to order Mom the Hooked on Phonics: Rabid Anti-Semite Edition."

2. "You think this is bad, you should see what happened when I asked her for juice."

3. "Yeah, Mom voted for Obama. She had a deram!"

4. Passed over for Hillary's senate seat, Fran Drescher sinks into a whirlpool of pills, illiteracy, and virulent anti-Semitism.

5. "Y'know Emily, with all the drugs mom took in pregnancy, we're lucky we didn't come out looking like the turd monster from Weird Science."

Best of Silhouette
I hate Benetton ads.

Best of dadoctah
Hey, dumbass. It's spelled TOURIST!

Best of prince of leaves
Thanks to the Israeli blockade of the Gaza Strip, relief shipments from the Balkans are not being allowed in. As a result, consonant supplies in Gaza City are running critically low.

Best of GregMan
What a monor.

Best of metalgarth
As a form of teenage rebellion her oldest daughter joined the People's Font of Judea and the youngest joined the Judean People's Font.

Best of Snowdog
"I'm a terrorist-loving, Jew-hating, halfwit soccer mom...and I vote!"

Best of Jack Reacher
Annette Funicello looks good for her age. Too bad she's bat-shit senile.

Best of Buzzhead
That's right people, show your ignorance. It's obvious that she was just writing her sign with a French accent.

23 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

"Is terroist something you bake in the oven mommy?"

Shambhala said...

""Is terroist something you bake in the oven mommy?"

Yes, and you wash it down with juice


wf: synocov. Something to do with Russian synagogues?

Matt the Kostume said...

Maybe she meant Taoist?

Army of Dad said...

Three stooges.

Silhouette said...

I hate Benetton ads.

dadoctah said...

Hey, dumbass. It's spelled TOURIST!

prince of leaves said...

Thanks to the Israeli blockade of the Gaza Strip, relief shipments from the Balkans are not being allowed in. As a result, consonant supplies in Gaza City are running critically low.

GregMan said...

What a monor.

GregMan said...

"Yes, little Fatima and Aaliyah will both be going on suicide-bombing missions this week. Mommy is so prowd."

GregMan said...

Jihadya's eyesight was never the same after she got an eyeful of camel sack, so her sign-making skills suffered as well.

GregMan said...

The worst part is she's a public school teacher.

Van Helsing said...

The sinister Zionazis stole an R from her sign!

metalgarth said...

As a form of teenage rebellion her oldest daughter joined the People's Font of Judea and the youngest joined the Judean People's Font.

metalgarth said...

All they are saying is give piece a chance

Snowdog said...

"I'm a terrorist-loving, Jew-hating, halfwit soccer mom...and I vote!"

Now Dr. Evil is jealous because he had only one Mini-Me.

dub said...

Am I the only one looking for an "Iron My Shirt Bitch" sign in the background?

Dactyl said...

SPELING ROOLS AR ZIOIST CONSPERISY!!

Jack Reacher said...

"Zip up your jacket, Aisha, or we'll have to stone you like we did your cousin."

WV: waste. Seriously, has there EVER been a more appropriate wv?

Jack Reacher said...

Annette Funicello looks good for her age. Too bad she's bat-shit senile.

Buzzhead said...

That's right people, show your ignorance. It's obvious that she was just writing her sign with a French accent.

Submariner said...

Aw c'mon you monors! She just made a little spelling error trying to tell us that the Jews are taro-ists and enjoy cooking Polynesian vegetables...

Gory Mc Dreamy said...

I guess it's too much for a space if she include the letter "R".

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mega said...

Don't believe that crap about the Jews. It's just more Moslem tequila.