1. "I think we need to order Mom the Hooked on Phonics: Rabid Anti-Semite Edition."2. "You think this is bad, you should see what happened when I asked her for juice."
3. "Yeah, Mom voted for Obama. She had a deram!"
4. Passed over for Hillary's senate seat, Fran Drescher sinks into a whirlpool of pills, illiteracy, and virulent anti-Semitism.
5. "Y'know Emily, with all the drugs mom took in pregnancy, we're lucky we didn't come out looking like the turd monster from Weird Science."
Best of Silhouette
I hate Benetton ads.
Best of dadoctah
Hey, dumbass. It's spelled TOURIST!
Best of prince of leaves
Thanks to the Israeli blockade of the Gaza Strip, relief shipments from the Balkans are not being allowed in. As a result, consonant supplies in Gaza City are running critically low.
Best of GregMan
What a monor.
Best of metalgarth
As a form of teenage rebellion her oldest daughter joined the People's Font of Judea and the youngest joined the Judean People's Font.
Best of Snowdog
"I'm a terrorist-loving, Jew-hating, halfwit soccer mom...and I vote!"
Best of Jack Reacher
Annette Funicello looks good for her age. Too bad she's bat-shit senile.
Best of Buzzhead
That's right people, show your ignorance. It's obvious that she was just writing her sign with a French accent.
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"Is terroist something you bake in the oven mommy?"
""Is terroist something you bake in the oven mommy?"
Yes, and you wash it down with juice
wf: synocov. Something to do with Russian synagogues?
Maybe she meant Taoist?
Three stooges.
I hate Benetton ads.
Hey, dumbass. It's spelled TOURIST!
Thanks to the Israeli blockade of the Gaza Strip, relief shipments from the Balkans are not being allowed in. As a result, consonant supplies in Gaza City are running critically low.
What a monor.
"Yes, little Fatima and Aaliyah will both be going on suicide-bombing missions this week. Mommy is so prowd."
Jihadya's eyesight was never the same after she got an eyeful of camel sack, so her sign-making skills suffered as well.
The worst part is she's a public school teacher.
The sinister Zionazis stole an R from her sign!
As a form of teenage rebellion her oldest daughter joined the People's Font of Judea and the youngest joined the Judean People's Font.
All they are saying is give piece a chance
"I'm a terrorist-loving, Jew-hating, halfwit soccer mom...and I vote!"
Now Dr. Evil is jealous because he had only one Mini-Me.
Am I the only one looking for an "Iron My Shirt Bitch" sign in the background?
SPELING ROOLS AR ZIOIST CONSPERISY!!
"Zip up your jacket, Aisha, or we'll have to stone you like we did your cousin."
WV: waste. Seriously, has there EVER been a more appropriate wv?
Annette Funicello looks good for her age. Too bad she's bat-shit senile.
That's right people, show your ignorance. It's obvious that she was just writing her sign with a French accent.
Aw c'mon you monors! She just made a little spelling error trying to tell us that the Jews are taro-ists and enjoy cooking Polynesian vegetables...
I guess it's too much for a space if she include the letter "R".
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Don't believe that crap about the Jews. It's just more Moslem tequila.
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