1. ♫"We got a thing and it's called... (bump bump bump) ... Vadar Love..."♫
2. On the left, David Prowse as Darth Vader. On the right, Hayden Christiansen as Darth Vader.
3. "Oh, crap, Mrs. Obama is wearing the same gown."
4. "The wookies will get kooky/The Jedi will get redeye/And the Sith will be fit," Emperor Palpatine also had a racist minister lead his prayer.
5. Jeri Ryan never revealed the really, really humiliating parts of her marriage.
Speaking of Like-a-Looks, Six Degrees of Blondness sends along some.
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The Cheney's took a much needed vacation following 8 years in the White House.
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"I am your father, Luke. And this is your mother."
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When word got out that Phil Specter and Robert Blake were in the dating market again, eligible women wore appropriate ballistic headgear.
Best of Jack Reacher
Former French president Chirac and his wife found their poodle's moodiness required certain adjustments.
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I advise black to take it back.
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Darth: "Don't be too proud of this tuna-noodle casserole you've constructed. The ability to cook a dish-to-pass is insignificant next to the power of the Force."
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"Come over to the Dark Side. We got chicks."
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Bernie hadn't quite figure out how to make a realistic-enough face for his fembot, so he just stuck a Darth Vader helmet on her and called it good.
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World's sexiest full-body burn victim.
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So I guess a BJ is pretty much out of the question.
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Bwwweeeeeee! Meesa gotsanudda chubchub. And Vader's wifesa hothot toooooooo!
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Mrs. Vader wasn't much to look at, but she gave great helmet.
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Along with labored heavy breathing and whooshing noises, a deep voice intones: Excuse me... could you tell us where the all-you-can-eat Space Herpes buffet is located?
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ORA: "My wife and I will have the penne ala arabia."
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Another e-Harmony success story. Now let's hope they don't breed.
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Fearing the dark side was stronger in his significant other, especially during this time of the month, Ned decided that wearing the "I'm With Stupid" shirt would not be in his best interest.
Best of Army of Mom
Secretary of State Clinton? I see you brought Dick Cheney with you.
Best of Chrees
Wow, the control box lifts and separates!
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The Cheney's took a much needed vacation following 8 years in the White House.
Mrs. Vadar just fell in love with her husband's light saber, if you know what I mean.
Very few people knew that Darth Vader took a wife, or that Michelle Obama had been married before she met Barack.
(and in the first caption I meant Vader, not Vadar as in "Vadar love". Great caption by the way)
The worst part is, Michelle is the one on the left.
Sure, Seymour's new girlfriend is stacked, but she *really* needs to keep the mask on, trust me.
The new FCC administrators of the "Fairness Doctrine" arrive at work.
Overcompensation takes a walk
"I am your father, Luke. And this is your mother."
When Nerds Breed, tonight on Fox.
wv: bonal: not gonna go there. Nope. No way.
"I am Hope. This is Change. We are your parents now."
When word got out that Phil Specter and Robert Blake were in the dating market again, eligible women wore appropriate ballistic headgear.
Former French president Chirac and his wife found their poodle's moodiness required certain adjustments.
I advise black to take it back.
Rumor on the street is that Darth's woman gives great helmet.
"I am now the master."
"No... I am now the master."
Spend five minutes with the Vaders and it's not hard to see who *really* wears the control panel in that family.
Jane Vader always felt she had been "forced" into the marriage.
Darth: "Don't be too proud of this tuna-noodle casserole you've constructed. The ability to cook a dish-to-pass is insignificant next to the power of the Force."
"Come over to the Dark Side. We got chicks."
Her first husband was a Wookiee, but they've agreed never to speak of him.
Show of hands, please. How many would now like to see Mr and Mrs Yoda?
Bridal Boutique rented Batman & Robin an unusual matching tux & bridal ensemble for their San Francisco wedding. At the ceremony, James Earl Jones was overheard muttering, "Damn, I have that same outfit in my closet!" A couple seated in the back and wearing army camo chimed in, "We do, too!"
A newly emboldened EEOC and ultra-sensitive ACLU wussies just declared "civil war" by filing lawsuits against Halloween costume manufacturers, demanding reparations for producing outfits that even hint at blackface comedy.
The court rejected it, saying Michael Jackson should be sued first.
Bernie hadn't quite figure out how to make a realistic-enough face for his fembot, so he just stuck a Darth Vader helmet on her and called it good.
World's sexiest full-body burn victim.
You've got to post this one for comments:
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/7083/barackobama2rr1.jpg
Barack in 'O'val Office.
So I guess a BJ is pretty much out of the question.
Note to Barack: Your National Volunteer Corp Even Bigger Than The US Army isn't instilling fear yet.
Bwwweeeeeee! Meesa gotsanudda chubchub. And Vader's wifesa hothot toooooooo!
Much to his horror, later that night Irving found out his 'Fantasy Escorts' date had a Schwartz that was bigger than his.
Mrs. Vader wasn't much to look at, but she gave great helmet.
The Vadar clan took sexual harrassment very seriously. With a chastity belt wired to an iPod Playlist, potential abusers were subject to an infinite replay of Rod Stewart singing covers of old 50's hits. Over 99 % cases were instantly resolved without violence or further unwanted attention.
Along with labored heavy breathing and whooshing noises, a deep voice intones:
Excuse me... could you tell us where the all-you-can-eat Space Herpes buffet is located?
ORA:
"My wife and I will have the penne ala arabia."
Another e-Harmony success story. Now let's hope they don't breed.
As the real Vadars strolled the planet evaluating it for conquest, nobody paid any attention, the net result of having already been subjected to 54,254,128 Star Wars sequels.
I find your lack of faithfulness disturbing.
Arguments in the Vader household were so cliche.
I have a bad feeling about this.
Put your light saber in its holster. Pick your cape up off the floor. Empty the trash compactor. Don't wear those boots on the carpet. Nag, nag, nag. Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.
Wedding vows? I'm altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
Who's your daddy?
Big cans, she has. Chubby, she gives me.
Yeah, ok, so I just reworked the Amidala one. Sue me.
Aroused? You will be.
Fearing the dark side was stronger in his significant other, especially during this time of the month, Ned decided that wearing the "I'm With Stupid" shirt would not be in his best interest.
Secretary of State Clinton? I see you brought Dick Cheney with you.
Oddly enough, I have this outfit, too.
Fans dressing up as Gene Simmons at a Polish Kiss Convention
Wow, the control box lifts and separates!
ORA: Lewis Skolnick converted Betty to the nerd side
C'mon guys, you're slipping again: "Does this make my butt look big?"
"Where da black women at?"
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