Divine Miss M.
1. ♫"We got a thing and it's called... (bump bump bump) ... Vadar Love..."♫
2. On the left, David Prowse as Darth Vader. On the right, Hayden Christiansen as Darth Vader.
3. "Oh, crap, Mrs. Obama is wearing the same gown."
4. "The wookies will get kooky/The Jedi will get redeye/And the Sith will be fit," Emperor Palpatine also had a racist minister lead his prayer.
5. Jeri Ryan never revealed the really, really humiliating parts of her marriage.
Speaking of Like-a-Looks, Six Degrees of Blondness sends along some.
Best of The Man
The Cheney's took a much needed vacation following 8 years in the White House.
Best of GregMan
"I am your father, Luke. And this is your mother."
Best of Jack Reacher
When word got out that Phil Specter and Robert Blake were in the dating market again, eligible women wore appropriate ballistic headgear.
Best of Jack Reacher
Former French president Chirac and his wife found their poodle's moodiness required certain adjustments.
Best of Kaptain Krude
I advise black to take it back.
Best of prince of leaves
Darth: "Don't be too proud of this tuna-noodle casserole you've constructed. The ability to cook a dish-to-pass is insignificant next to the power of the Force."
Best of dadoctah
"Come over to the Dark Side. We got chicks."
Best of Matt the Kostume
Bernie hadn't quite figure out how to make a realistic-enough face for his fembot, so he just stuck a Darth Vader helmet on her and called it good.
Best of steve o
World's sexiest full-body burn victim.
Best of molson
So I guess a BJ is pretty much out of the question.
Best of JarJar the B
Bwwweeeeeee! Meesa gotsanudda chubchub. And Vader's wifesa hothot toooooooo!
Best of Matt the K
Mrs. Vader wasn't much to look at, but she gave great helmet.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Along with labored heavy breathing and whooshing noises, a deep voice intones: Excuse me... could you tell us where the all-you-can-eat Space Herpes buffet is located?
Best of Colorado Patriot
ORA: "My wife and I will have the penne ala arabia."
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Another e-Harmony success story. Now let's hope they don't breed.
Best of sonicfrog
Fearing the dark side was stronger in his significant other, especially during this time of the month, Ned decided that wearing the "I'm With Stupid" shirt would not be in his best interest.
Best of Army of Mom
Secretary of State Clinton? I see you brought Dick Cheney with you.
Best of Chrees
Wow, the control box lifts and separates!