Friday, January 30, 2009

Animals for the Enjoyment of Tasty People

Semper Gumbi

1. How the Democrat Party views the average American taxpayer.

2. Advertising works. I have this sudden urge to eat a prostitute.

3. If they really wanted people to go veg, this ad would use Rosie O'Donnell.

4. Jenny's victimhood complex was really beginning to annoy her few remaining friends.

5. Lunch is served at the State Department. Curiously, it was like this even before Hillary got there.

Best of Jack Reacher
"No, when I said I wanted no dressing...Actually, you know what? This is good. This is good."

Best of metalgarth
nothing looks better than lean unprocessed soylent green!

Best of dub
"All Animals Have the Same Parts" Thanks PETA...now I feel like screwing my neighbors cat.

Best of dub
Chuck is such a dumbass....he totally called dibs on the wrong part.

Best of Whacko
If this is the "Veg Starter Kit", I'm in - hat, ass, and poncho.

Best of Army of Dad
Yes, some pounded round sounds like an excellent dinner choice.

Best of ochagirl
This ad just makes me want to have a bacon burger at a lesbian club.

Best of molson
That there rump is going to need some tenderizing and I got just the tool for the job.

Best of jeff
"Illustration from the Tau Cetan book, "To Serve Man."

Best of Army of Mom
Hannibal's food pyramid.

Best of prince of leaves
Round: it sure is, and delightfully so.

Best of Rodney Dill
I wonder if they come battered?

Best of Atomic Lib Smasher
I wonder if "Roast Beef Curtains" would be marked on the front side.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
FYI, PETA's Free Veg Starter Kit includes: 1 pack of bean sprouts, a Hollywood map of celebrity vegans' homes, and a quaalude (to help quell those pesky Upton Sinclair nightmares)

Best of flyovercountry
While true that all animals have the same parts, some animals definitely have better parts than others.

82 comments:

Colorado Patriot said...

Not visible from this angle: Pelosiloin

Jack Reacher said...

Right, but is it Kosher? Hebrew National Hot Dogs can't use it otherwise.

Jack Reacher said...

"No, when I said I wanted no dressing...Actually, you know what? This is good. This is good."

metalgarth said...

nothing looks better than lean unprocessed soylent green!

dub said...

"All Animals Have the Same Parts"

Thanks PETA...now I feel like screwing my neighbors cat.


wv: strokint How did they know??

dub said...

How come theres no marker on her face saying where the special sauce goes?

dub said...

Chuck is such a dumbass....he totally called dibs on the wrong part.

dub said...

Damn....Donald really does always gets the best real estate.

dub said...

Where will you be when your perversion kicks in?

dub said...

Have a heart? Why yes, I DO have a heart on.

dub said...

*insert "bone in rump roast" joke here*

dub said...

Why is that one section labled as "Rump O"?

John said...

Beef. It's what's for dinner.

John said...

If "all animals have the same parts"...I'll have a wing.

John said...

At CapThis! it's always Thursday!

John said...

Wait a minute. Did I say "wing"? I meant breast.

Whacko said...

If this is the "Veg Starter Kit", I'm in - hat, ass, and poncho.

The Man said...

Veggies have feelings too

The Man said...

She'd go well with a side a fava beans.

Army of Dad said...

Yes, some pounded round sounds like an excellent dinner choice.

Army of Dad said...

I would like mine medium-bare.

Army of Dad said...

Leaning rib roast.

Army of Dad said...

Check out the hams on that one!

dub said...

Ow to speak Austrailian...Cannibal Menu.

dub said...

Where will you be when your Sharpie fetish kicks in?

dub said...

Sexual Surf-n-Turf....marked like a cow, smells like a fish.

dub said...

Oh man...I hope I ordered this steak without any brown gravy.

Chrees said...

How grizzlies see humans

dub said...

How Rosie sees humans.

ochagirl said...

EPIC FAIL!

ochagirl said...

This ad just makes me want to have a bacon burger at a lesbian club.

ochagirl said...

A quick mental health test: If this ad makes you want to have beef or pork, raise your hand! Those of you who didn't raise their hand should see the nice people in the white coats to your right.

ochagirl said...

THIS PETA ad - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyEyjxrf-A0&fmt=18 - just makes me want to shop for a dildo or something . . . anything but eat vegetables.

(Not really safe for work)

Seriously, girls silicone is much safer than a zucchini.

Buzzhead said...

I have a sudden craving for rump roast. Strike the roast part though.

Buzzhead said...

She appears to be giving us the cold shoulder.

Buzzhead said...

Go vegetarian? With cuts of meat like that available? Not this guy. No way.

Buzzhead said...

I need to see a larger select of the cuts available before I make my choice. What does the breast look like?

molson said...

That there rump is going to need some tenderizing and I got just the tool for the job.

jeff said...

Alton Brown's show "Good Eats" ratings went through the roof when he replaced his fake fur cow model with his one...

molson said...

Remember PETA kiddies, mouth to rump is just plain wrong so let's just knock it off.

jeff said...

I can't believe this hasn't come up yet:

"Illustration from the Tau Cetan book, "To Serve Man."


Captcha: Tommango (gotta quit with that genetic experimenting)

molson said...

I don't know about PETA, but I'd eat that.

molson said...

Screw dinner! I did!

Passionate Conservative said...

Nancy: Doctor, I'm sick of men looking at me like I'm a piece of meat!

Dr. Johnson: ummmmm.....er, what did you say?

Army of Mom said...

Well done. Just like I like it.

Army of Mom said...

Suddenly, it all makes sense why my dad spent all those hours working as a butcher.

Army of Mom said...

Hannibal's food pyramid.

Army of Mom said...

Army of Dad has the meat tenderizer ready.

Army of Mom said...

I'd like her beef curtains, please.

Army of Mom said...

And, when you flip her around, she is a special sort of meat. She has tuna, too.

Silhouette said...

PETA has inspired my sympathy: she looks cold; I think I'll get her a fur coat.

Buzzhead said...

ochagirl said...
A quick mental health test: If this ad makes you want to have beef or pork, raise your hand! Those of you who didn't raise their hand should see the nice people in the white coats to your right.


Sorry, my hand was ... busy. Yeah that's right, busy.

Buzzhead said...

Speaking of hands (I was), what is her right hand doing?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

This ad was banned in New Guinea after setting the anti-cannibalism movement back 150 years.

-or-

Coincidentally, the Donner Party wagon train invitations used this same picture.


BTW Ochagirl, PETA pulled your video after their focus groups unanimously said it reminded them of Kramer washing salad veggies while taking a shower.

prince of leaves said...

This one needs to spend some more time getting marbled-up in the feedlot.

prince of leaves said...

Round: it sure is, and delightfully so.

prince of leaves said...

Jeffrey Dahmer saw what was on the menu and decided he wasn't hungry after all.

prince of leaves said...

2011: Despite widespread starvation as the Democrat econocataclysm spreads, the Obama White House replaces its waygu steaks with something even *more* decadent.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

As vegan propaganda, it's a failure; but it did cause some in the PETA focus group to join in a rousing chorus of Dem Bones Dem Bones -
"Your toe bone connected to your foot bone
Your foot bone connected to your ankle bone
Your ankle bone connected to your leg bone
Your leg bone connected to your knee bone
Your knee bone connected to your thigh bone"
etcetera

WordVerify: uncor - what's yelled at the end of a really bad broadway play

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Webster's credits PETA for giving the phrase "EAT ME" a whole new connotation.

WordVerify: graevi - something I'd be willing to supply, although Sweetie warns it'd be MY last supper.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Surprised nobody's offered to fork her to see if she's done.

-or-

I sure wouldn't want PETA catering my meals... they left out the best parts- breasts, thighs and camel toe. What, you don't fight over the last camel toe in your house??

"If contributors had a say- metalgarth's soylent green reference gets my vote

ssteve o said...

Carpe, I was just about to do a fork joke!

steve o said...

Cook for 0 minutes.
Serve without dressing.

Rodney Dill said...

I wonder if they come battered?

Rodney Dill said...

I still smell fish

Rodney Dill said...

It was the penis labeled 'chuck' that eventually gave him away.

jj said...

This ad is RAAACIST!

No dark meat???

jj said...

There's gotta be a taco joke somewhere...

Buzzhead said...

All animals have the same parts? My parts sure don't look like that.


wv = nufat. No I don't see any of that here.

Rodney Dill said...

I thought PETA ads were supposed to make you NOT want to eat meat.

Matt the K said...

Let's just hope there's no rocky mountain oysters near the tenderloin.

Submariner said...

Let me just insert this meat thermometer a few dozen times to see if you're done, sweetie...

Submariner said...

Since seein' this ad, I've decided to become a vagitarian... I only plan on eatin' kitteh.

Atomic Lib Smasher said...

I'll take extra breast and round..... seriously.

Atomic Lib Smasher said...

I wonder if "Roast Beef Curtains" would be marked on the front side.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Yeah, she's making an ass of herself, but in her defense, it really is a nice ass...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Cattlemen's Association just entered the fray, running their own ad: Same girl, full frontal, catchy slogan - "Save the Plants, Boys... Eat MEat!"

OTOH, Cannibals Anonymous has a catchy ad idea. Their monthly meetings feature a really sumptuous buffet. It's not all-you-can-eat, but you can have sloppy seconds.

Who knew the Hot Librarian was a PETA terrorist?

FYI, PETA's Free Veg Starter Kit includes: 1 pack of bean sprouts, a Hollywood map of celebrity vegans' homes, and a quaalude (to help quell those pesky Upton Sinclair nightmares)

Submariner said...

Back in his prime, Sam the Butcher had good looking girlfriends...

Submariner said...

It all looks grade A prime to me.

Submariner said...

Nothin' - nothin'
Just picked up some plum wine and playin' "Kobe Beef" with the girlfriend... You?

flyovercountry said...

If a kid entered her in a 4H cattle show, he would definitely get the blue ribbon.

flyovercountry said...

While true that all animals have the same parts, some animals definitely have better parts than others.