1. How the Democrat Party views the average American taxpayer.
2. Advertising works. I have this sudden urge to eat a prostitute.
3. If they really wanted people to go veg, this ad would use Rosie O'Donnell.
4. Jenny's victimhood complex was really beginning to annoy her few remaining friends.
5. Lunch is served at the State Department. Curiously, it was like this even before Hillary got there.
Best of Jack Reacher
"No, when I said I wanted no dressing...Actually, you know what? This is good. This is good."
Best of metalgarth
nothing looks better than lean unprocessed soylent green!
Best of dub
"All Animals Have the Same Parts" Thanks PETA...now I feel like screwing my neighbors cat.
Best of dub
Chuck is such a dumbass....he totally called dibs on the wrong part.
Best of Whacko
If this is the "Veg Starter Kit", I'm in - hat, ass, and poncho.
Best of Army of Dad
Yes, some pounded round sounds like an excellent dinner choice.
Best of ochagirl
This ad just makes me want to have a bacon burger at a lesbian club.
Best of molson
That there rump is going to need some tenderizing and I got just the tool for the job.
Best of jeff
"Illustration from the Tau Cetan book, "To Serve Man."
Best of Army of Mom
Hannibal's food pyramid.
Best of prince of leaves
Round: it sure is, and delightfully so.
Best of Rodney Dill
I wonder if they come battered?
Best of Atomic Lib Smasher
I wonder if "Roast Beef Curtains" would be marked on the front side.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
FYI, PETA's Free Veg Starter Kit includes: 1 pack of bean sprouts, a Hollywood map of celebrity vegans' homes, and a quaalude (to help quell those pesky Upton Sinclair nightmares)
Best of flyovercountry
While true that all animals have the same parts, some animals definitely have better parts than others.
82 comments:
Not visible from this angle: Pelosiloin
Right, but is it Kosher? Hebrew National Hot Dogs can't use it otherwise.
"No, when I said I wanted no dressing...Actually, you know what? This is good. This is good."
nothing looks better than lean unprocessed soylent green!
"All Animals Have the Same Parts"
Thanks PETA...now I feel like screwing my neighbors cat.
wv: strokint How did they know??
How come theres no marker on her face saying where the special sauce goes?
Chuck is such a dumbass....he totally called dibs on the wrong part.
Damn....Donald really does always gets the best real estate.
Where will you be when your perversion kicks in?
Have a heart? Why yes, I DO have a heart on.
*insert "bone in rump roast" joke here*
Why is that one section labled as "Rump O"?
Beef. It's what's for dinner.
If "all animals have the same parts"...I'll have a wing.
At CapThis! it's always Thursday!
Wait a minute. Did I say "wing"? I meant breast.
If this is the "Veg Starter Kit", I'm in - hat, ass, and poncho.
Veggies have feelings too
She'd go well with a side a fava beans.
Yes, some pounded round sounds like an excellent dinner choice.
I would like mine medium-bare.
Leaning rib roast.
Check out the hams on that one!
Ow to speak Austrailian...Cannibal Menu.
Where will you be when your Sharpie fetish kicks in?
Sexual Surf-n-Turf....marked like a cow, smells like a fish.
Oh man...I hope I ordered this steak without any brown gravy.
How grizzlies see humans
How Rosie sees humans.
EPIC FAIL!
This ad just makes me want to have a bacon burger at a lesbian club.
A quick mental health test: If this ad makes you want to have beef or pork, raise your hand! Those of you who didn't raise their hand should see the nice people in the white coats to your right.
THIS PETA ad - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyEyjxrf-A0&fmt=18 - just makes me want to shop for a dildo or something . . . anything but eat vegetables.
(Not really safe for work)
Seriously, girls silicone is much safer than a zucchini.
I have a sudden craving for rump roast. Strike the roast part though.
She appears to be giving us the cold shoulder.
Go vegetarian? With cuts of meat like that available? Not this guy. No way.
I need to see a larger select of the cuts available before I make my choice. What does the breast look like?
That there rump is going to need some tenderizing and I got just the tool for the job.
Alton Brown's show "Good Eats" ratings went through the roof when he replaced his fake fur cow model with his one...
Remember PETA kiddies, mouth to rump is just plain wrong so let's just knock it off.
I can't believe this hasn't come up yet:
"Illustration from the Tau Cetan book, "To Serve Man."
Captcha: Tommango (gotta quit with that genetic experimenting)
I don't know about PETA, but I'd eat that.
Screw dinner! I did!
Nancy: Doctor, I'm sick of men looking at me like I'm a piece of meat!
Dr. Johnson: ummmmm.....er, what did you say?
Well done. Just like I like it.
Suddenly, it all makes sense why my dad spent all those hours working as a butcher.
Hannibal's food pyramid.
Army of Dad has the meat tenderizer ready.
I'd like her beef curtains, please.
And, when you flip her around, she is a special sort of meat. She has tuna, too.
PETA has inspired my sympathy: she looks cold; I think I'll get her a fur coat.
ochagirl said...
A quick mental health test: If this ad makes you want to have beef or pork, raise your hand! Those of you who didn't raise their hand should see the nice people in the white coats to your right.
Sorry, my hand was ... busy. Yeah that's right, busy.
Speaking of hands (I was), what is her right hand doing?
This ad was banned in New Guinea after setting the anti-cannibalism movement back 150 years.
-or-
Coincidentally, the Donner Party wagon train invitations used this same picture.
BTW Ochagirl, PETA pulled your video after their focus groups unanimously said it reminded them of Kramer washing salad veggies while taking a shower.
This one needs to spend some more time getting marbled-up in the feedlot.
Round: it sure is, and delightfully so.
Jeffrey Dahmer saw what was on the menu and decided he wasn't hungry after all.
2011: Despite widespread starvation as the Democrat econocataclysm spreads, the Obama White House replaces its waygu steaks with something even *more* decadent.
As vegan propaganda, it's a failure; but it did cause some in the PETA focus group to join in a rousing chorus of Dem Bones Dem Bones -
"Your toe bone connected to your foot bone
Your foot bone connected to your ankle bone
Your ankle bone connected to your leg bone
Your leg bone connected to your knee bone
Your knee bone connected to your thigh bone" etcetera
WordVerify: uncor - what's yelled at the end of a really bad broadway play
Webster's credits PETA for giving the phrase "EAT ME" a whole new connotation.
WordVerify: graevi - something I'd be willing to supply, although Sweetie warns it'd be MY last supper.
Surprised nobody's offered to fork her to see if she's done.
-or-
I sure wouldn't want PETA catering my meals... they left out the best parts- breasts, thighs and camel toe. What, you don't fight over the last camel toe in your house??
"If contributors had a say- metalgarth's soylent green reference gets my vote
Carpe, I was just about to do a fork joke!
Cook for 0 minutes.
Serve without dressing.
I wonder if they come battered?
I still smell fish
It was the penis labeled 'chuck' that eventually gave him away.
This ad is RAAACIST!
No dark meat???
There's gotta be a taco joke somewhere...
All animals have the same parts? My parts sure don't look like that.
wv = nufat. No I don't see any of that here.
I thought PETA ads were supposed to make you NOT want to eat meat.
Let's just hope there's no rocky mountain oysters near the tenderloin.
Let me just insert this meat thermometer a few dozen times to see if you're done, sweetie...
Since seein' this ad, I've decided to become a vagitarian... I only plan on eatin' kitteh.
I'll take extra breast and round..... seriously.
I wonder if "Roast Beef Curtains" would be marked on the front side.
Yeah, she's making an ass of herself, but in her defense, it really is a nice ass...
The Cattlemen's Association just entered the fray, running their own ad: Same girl, full frontal, catchy slogan - "Save the Plants, Boys... Eat MEat!"
OTOH, Cannibals Anonymous has a catchy ad idea. Their monthly meetings feature a really sumptuous buffet. It's not all-you-can-eat, but you can have sloppy seconds.
Who knew the Hot Librarian was a PETA terrorist?
FYI, PETA's Free Veg Starter Kit includes: 1 pack of bean sprouts, a Hollywood map of celebrity vegans' homes, and a quaalude (to help quell those pesky Upton Sinclair nightmares)
Back in his prime, Sam the Butcher had good looking girlfriends...
It all looks grade A prime to me.
Nothin' - nothin'
Just picked up some plum wine and playin' "Kobe Beef" with the girlfriend... You?
If a kid entered her in a 4H cattle show, he would definitely get the blue ribbon.
While true that all animals have the same parts, some animals definitely have better parts than others.
Post a Comment